All you need to know how he doesn’t put on his shallow, desperate persona is a look at his obsession with getting his picture taken with celebrities. First of all, he’s awful looking, yet insists on plastering that empty smile every time he runs into someone with an IMDb page. Second, people that pictures with celebrities are extremely shallow and tend not to think for themselves. Just like all these Reddit bugmen who flash open mouthed smiles while holding Nintendo Switches, Jim’s idea of enjoying an interesting hobby is childishly shoehorning himself into the lives of celebrities a few minutes at a time.
41 comments
1 KevinLovesLenny 2018-05-30
get well, baby girl!!!
1 AntwansBobo 2018-05-30
So brave
1 PepperTheCentaur 2018-05-30
It doesn't look like she is going to make it. Rest in piss, sweet angel.
1 do_you_vape_asshole 2018-05-30
Fly on through the sky
1 Rainbowuser13 2018-05-30
Why does jim look like an extra in “American Me”?
1 MartyAtThePoonTower 2018-05-30
More like the lead character in “Despicable Me”
1 imcrapyall 2018-05-30
If only he was the lead dog in Marley and Me.
1 subhanghani 2018-05-30
Calm down. We all know he isn't leading man material.
1 anitathequeef 2018-05-30
Because Jim, too, only has a conception of intercourse as being forcefully sodomized.
1 UninterestedFooting 2018-05-30
Dude r u serious? That’s fuckin jimmy nordon
1 OkaySeriouslyBro 2018-05-30
ACTUALLY this is comedian Jim Norton from the Opie & Anthony show. Check OP's post history, he clearly posts on that sub.
1 Ed_Wuncler_Da_3rd 2018-05-30
Omg that sub is soooo toxic
1 _barnacle_ 2018-05-30
I am shocked they would make a joke about cancer. Shocked
1 Belchides 2018-05-30
Are you shocked?
1 _barnacle_ 2018-05-30
You could say I've mastered it
1 Belchides 2018-05-30
tss yeah Master Electrician over here
1 -El-Zilcho- 2018-05-30
Fawk yeah, you nailed that sock cucka! Take us to break Erock!
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1 HappensHappen 2018-05-30
So what kind of t-shirt are you going for
Just give me the MMMAAAAAAAAAAAAAN
1 PeeSoup3030 2018-05-30
Make sure you disinfect the toilet seat after your cousin uses it..... I think she may have something else
1 MalcolmX_InTheMiddle 2018-05-30
That's a tough one man.. Tough bitch right there.
1 cathousetreats 2018-05-30
Thoughts and prayers
1 psychbeard 2018-05-30
What a heinous looking man.
1 insertclevereference 2018-05-30
Good to see she avoided the double mastectomy.
1 TrumpAndTheSnake 2018-05-30
gay cancer
1 darklydreamingdayln 2018-05-30
She's hot! You two ever fuck?
1 deep_legal_shit 2018-05-30
"I want a 24 year old girlfriend who loves me for me, not my money or C-list fame. You know?"
1 ReDMeridiaN 2018-05-30
All you need to know how he doesn’t put on his shallow, desperate persona is a look at his obsession with getting his picture taken with celebrities. First of all, he’s awful looking, yet insists on plastering that empty smile every time he runs into someone with an IMDb page. Second, people that pictures with celebrities are extremely shallow and tend not to think for themselves. Just like all these Reddit bugmen who flash open mouthed smiles while holding Nintendo Switches, Jim’s idea of enjoying an interesting hobby is childishly shoehorning himself into the lives of celebrities a few minutes at a time.
1 Flyingkittycat 2018-05-30
That dude and Norton have the same hairline. Why would Jimmy choose to look like he does?
1 slothscantswim 2018-05-30
The gayest shirt I’ve ever seen
1 bc74sj 2018-05-30
I lost mine in a strip club in Louisville night of show. Never wore it. Is it awful?
1 Yaseetheo 2018-05-30
I dont get what the shirt is supposed to mean. A noose on the American flag? I'm just a civilian here so play nice.
1 SoulsOfDeadAnimals 2018-05-30
he has the eyes of a bird
1 MasterBetti 2018-05-30
I saw Norton 5 months ago and he wore that same fucking shirt. Jesus.
1 NGJimmy 2018-05-30
Good luck, bro.
1 WiretapStudios 2018-05-30
Denny Falcone on the right is looking better than ever.
1 Peckas1 2018-05-30
She's my Lady Marmalade.
1 Uboat1940 2018-05-30
Would have been a bit better if it read: "My aunt is bravest lady I know...".
1 retromingent_cunt 2018-05-30
cumswappers
1 MandibulofacialWeil 2018-05-30
Your cousin appears to be a lesbian sir.
1 burlapsack69 2018-05-30
Retarded Dan Soder with stage 3 colon cancer patient.
1 mayomayomayomayomayo 2018-05-30
Don't let OP fool you, the person pictured neither has cancer nor is he a woman, it's actually the late great comedian Don Rickles (RIP).
1 Fugga6969 2018-05-30
You've really captured the sheer faggotry of reddit posts. Well done.