Jim Norton wasn't funny today. He hadn't slept. He was on Afrin.
94 2018-05-30 by JimNortonUnfunnyFag
The little comedy cupcake was tired... I hope he dies on his way to eat a guys shit.
94 2018-05-30 by JimNortonUnfunnyFag
The little comedy cupcake was tired... I hope he dies on his way to eat a guys shit.
40 comments
1 deanthecleanmachine 2018-05-30
he and bob were funny today. even sam. relax
1 Ants_Oily_Hair 2018-05-30
god, u r a faggot
1 JimNortonUnfunnyFag 2018-05-30
They were fucking terrible. Not funny at all. Why would you assume I'm not relaxed? I'm very relaxed, you dumb cunt.
1 jewboy408 2018-05-30
I agree, it was a swell show. OP is just being a grump.
1 deep_legal_shit 2018-05-30
why do people do this?
1 SaltyJoeMatarese 2018-05-30
Username checks out
1 Bluntjammer 2018-05-30
No shit
1 Lyle_D_Chipperson 2018-05-30
I turned it off when I heard Jim complain about his congestion
1 glyde69 2018-05-30
Oh no Afrin.
I hope he doesn’t get addicted to it!
1 Kalikhead 2018-05-30
You know you cannot take it several days in a row or else you become addicted to it. I hope Jimmy can persevere and fight thru this time of trouble.
1 AlvinItchyCock 2018-05-30
Afrin is actually pretfy physically addictive and Jim is so weak willed I imagine he is already a daily user.
1 anonimescu 2018-05-30
Actually he quit smoking on his first attempt something that very few, otherwise normal people manage to do. He also ,despite being a life long fatty, manage to lose weight to the point of anorexia with a diet program that was schetchy at best. Again something that normal people struggle with,he managed to knock it off at the first go.
I'm starting to think that Jim the addict is a persona Norton partially fabricated to justify all the sexual degenerate and exploitative stuff he has and continues to do.
1 sanfrancisco69er 2018-05-30
You really don't think the sex shit is part of it too ? What does he do ? Jerk off a lot in between long days with short work hours, getting standardrub and tugs from massage places, and getting a few hookers years ago with no specific stories ? All he is addicted to is his own "tortured, interesting" persona, and most likely closeted gay.
1 HugofDeath 2018-05-30
More like mausoleum TNT asumptin tssss ts
1 brandoniskindadead 2018-05-30
It is. I’d rather quit smoking again than try and quit afrin.
1 DryTeeth 2018-05-30
It's easy fo make jokes u/glyde69...
But at 15yrs old, 5'6 109lbs., a small boy spent SEVERAL Friday nights pounding 2 beers and 3 shots of vodka. HE blacked out. That is called alcoholism, sir.
Just because his idol, Ozzy Osbourne is an alcoholic and Jimmy is weird enough to convince himself he's an alcoholic as a way to relate to his idol -- and make himself appear interesting, as a comedian....that is irrelevant.
So make your jokes. But there are tons of alcoholics whose history extends to drinking a dozen times between 15-17 yrs old
1 anonimescu 2018-05-30
You don't think spending your entire life around alchoholics and drug addicts in an enviroment where people are constantly offering you said things for free might make someone who is a young ex-addict relapse once or twice in 30 fucking years?
1 MrPoopyButtwholes 2018-05-30
You aren't trying to squeeze an extra few inches in there are you?
1 IbDotLoyingAwright 2018-05-30
Tss, little mug's prolly tryna squeeze his lecka in asumptin
1 i_saw_nothing 2018-05-30
Jim has been addicted to Afrin for quite a while. You can always tell he's high on it when he's frantic and hyper, sniffing constantly and clearing his throat.
But he doesn't count that among the addictions to booze or drugs that he kicked when he was 11.
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1 jokespot 2018-05-30
I hope he wasn't cranky about the breakfast someone fetched for baby boy.
1 AngryHugo 2018-05-30
Aww, poor baby boy has some sniffles.
1 LamarThePotato 2018-05-30
Imagine arriving at work and informing your boss you're tired so you'll just gonna chill in your cubicle until noon. almost every day of the week..
1 MrPoopyButtwholes 2018-05-30
When I worked in an office right after college, pretty much every female member of the staff who was over 5/10 would do that pretty much every day.
That was a great place to work.
1 BoardroomBimmy 2018-05-30
Ohhh nooo the poor little guy was all tuckered out! Aww. He was probably having problems running the board too, on account of being so exhausted. It's like "He doesn't know what he's doing" LOL! Is Sam asking him ironic questions about whether or not things are things? Oh jeez, I hope Jim isn't replying sheepishly. Like, he doesn't understand pop culture LOL! Hip, cool Sam is all like "ugh I can't even with this guy!" This show rocks!
1 crookedmile 2018-05-30
Classic Sam
1 SteakSauce66 2018-05-30
On Afrin? Afrin is to keep your nose open during a bender. Or if you're under the weather and you can't breathe, I've heard. How the fuck does that, in and of itself, make someone tired?
1 IbDotLoyingAwright 2018-05-30
He was snorting cum all night.
1 SteakSauce66 2018-05-30
We've all been there. Even if by accident.
1 estherku 2018-05-30
Can we do more threads about Norton?
You cunts are more boring than Jimmy talking about allergies.
1 JimNortonUnfunnyFag 2018-05-30
I'll just DM you new Norton topics every hour on the hour from new accounts to accommodate your request. You cum gargling, mary.
1 estherku 2018-05-30
a new bit, i love it
1 JimNortonUnfunnyFag 2018-05-30
I'm not really going to do it you dumb chink.
Go back to rolling rice balls.
1 estherku 2018-05-30
HYA HYA HYA its like youre a part of O&A! fans really do contribute so much!
1 JimNortonUnfunnyFag 2018-05-30
I can't hear you with all that fish in your dumb gook cunt.
1 estherku 2018-05-30
Thats because your have both of your dads dicks in your ears
1 Robert_Sacamano_JR 2018-05-30
Iink?
1 212_Van_Dyke_Street 2018-05-30
Tiredness. Check.
Prep. Check.
Coughing. Check.
Scarf. (loading)
1 aso513 2018-05-30
Sam is horrible, I'm not sure he is better than Opie anymore.
1 IbDotLoyingAwright 2018-05-30
Tss, little mug's prolly tryna squeeze his lecka in asumptin