Doug Stanhope is the functional alcoholic that I look up too.

6  2018-05-29 by Monster_Dong

The man can keep his wits, argue his way through a sassy DMV broad and doesn't fuck little girls.

13 comments

1  Dennyislife 2018-05-29

Listen to his podcast. His wits are fading.

1  Toss__Pot 2018-05-29

:(

1  BeigeFrequency 2018-05-29

The problem is podcasting, not alcohol. See Joe Rogan.

1  UnlikelyHelp 2018-05-29

I just listened to it. He is now the guest on his own podcast with two hacks doing most of the talking. I had to turn it off.

1  KingOpieDaWicked 2018-05-29

Haven’t heard Doug be coherent in 3 years. Wet brain.

1  Mu_Scevich 2018-05-29

Yup. His thoughts have to pass through molasses before he can get them to his tongue now. He used to be so quick witted. It's kinda sad to hear actually.

1  Jungies 2018-05-29

I saw him on his recent tour; I thought he'd be a complete wet-brained failure, but he was fine.

I think he's just getting too drunk before podcasting.

1  turqsl 2018-05-29

Me to.

1  CorneliusRM 2018-05-29

Yuck

1  Toss__Pot 2018-05-29

Stanhope has designed his life to allow for his proclivities. Nicccce!

1  PsychopathyRed 2018-05-29

I loved it when he degraded Jimmy and told him that his precious AA was bullshit

1  enzo_trash 2018-05-29

Doug is a douchebag, I know this because I know who he hangs out with and they are faggots

Funny fucker tho

1  UnlikelyHelp 2018-05-29

I haven't had a drink since I heard Stanhope pathetically lose a battle of wits to that hacky fat black "cunt." That was a sad day.

1  CellularPeptideCake 2018-05-29

He failed to win an argument against the patron saint of Walgreen’s cashiers because he was barely conscious.