He definately beats that dog.

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DEFINITELY

-not definately

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Fucking robots, taking away our jobs.

Well, not so fast, those who spell it "defiantly" are surely retards...

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DEFINITELY

-not 'defiantly'

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I've got my eye on you, robot.

LOL, I owned my mistake and didn't change it but you edited yours.

Turns out I have this new fangled technology called auto correct that wouldn't let me spell it your fucking learning disabled ass way of spelling it, queer.

writing on a message board on a phone............

LOL

You bet your ass I do.

Sam wouldn't last two seconds against that dog

Whose dog has two fucking names???????

A dog that has a more refined palate than Sam "Dinosaur Tendies" Roberts.

Probably named after the teacher who really took his virginity at kindergarten

What the fuck is that food? Waffles and a hot dog bun?

It looks like a hot pocket and some waffles and 2 baby carrots with a bag of peanut M&M's.

It can't be a hot pocket though because some doesn't eat anything that could have ever been considered a vegetable (the baby carrots are just for show).

a Kid Cuisine dinner

Microwaved to perfection

oh fucking yuck https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lyla_Garrity

Lyla Garrity

Lyla Garrity is a fictional character, portrayed by Minka Kelly, in the Friday Night Lights TV series. She is the daughter of Buddy Garrity and Pam Garrity. She is the former girlfriend of Jason Street and Tim Riggins.

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I knew that faggot dog was named after some character for some tween garbage.

I hope that dog fucking mauls him in his sleep.

That is possibly the worst name i have ever heard. And the fact that he always says both names "Lyla Garrity" anytime the dog is mentioned and not just lyla...its just terrible

The dog can probably sniff out how over-processed that "meat" is.
How does a faggot not eat beef but have an insatiable love for chicken?

insatiable love for processed pink slime chicken product?

FTFY

Nice ugly couch, stupid!

Dog doesn't want anything that Sam touched.

Even the dog is repulsed by Sam's dull choice in food.

Cheap window frame, ugly couch, out of place ersatz Persian rug. Nice shitty TV room, stupid.

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DEFINITELY

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LOL, I owned my mistake and didn't change it but you edited yours.