What level Artie Twitter breakdown is this? Any chance he passes his sentencing drug test on Friday?

16  2018-05-29 by az116

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Never seen someone so hung up on their exes, although I guess he has no shot at anything even remotely close in his future.

Before i od I just want everyone to know I have 3 girlfriends in my life. That's right loser three different women

what a stud

No mention of Nana and Keith huh ... Lol

Yeah I was late for almost every show. Yeah I didn't even come in for half the shows. Yeah I took 20 minute "bathroom breaks" every show. Yeah I told the same 10+ year old stories and told the same jokes over and over again. Yeah I interrupted every guest to blurt out something not funny. Yeah the only promotion I did for the show was via getting arrested. Yeah I bled from the nose on multiple occasions. But they didn't stand by me! They didn't give me a chance. That's all I ask for. Yeah I screwed up 80 or 90 times but don't I deserve one more chance?

He’s got at least one more insane show biz run in ‘em!

I'm sure he started out with good intentions but unlike Nana he had the revelation of 'i'm better than this, what the fuck am I doing here talking to z grade celebs?' and just became a paycheck.

Bipolar heroin addicts shouldn’t have social media

Howard would mention Artie's heroin addiction, show concern for it, make fun of it, and eventually shun him for life because of what it did to him.

Nana enabled it, swept it under the rug, and pretended everything was fine, even now.

They're both not his parents. Fuck that loser.

didn't say they should try to help him. my point was that Nana is a bitch who avoids conflict or uncomfortable situations so much that he had a known heroin addict as a co-host, fed him money, clearly enabled his heroin addiction, and never mentioned it once. Howard at least made radio out of it.

Ang is not the man.

You're right. However, it is Keith's wife's name. Interesting....

But he does run for the man

Id say his chances of missing it completely are greater but he's got more dead cat bounces in him than I can count.

I can't wait to see his updated top 8 on Myspace.

I highly doubt he'll pass. He specifically mentions being "a full time junky" for the last 3 years and says "something happened that made me get healthy" but yet there's no mention at all of him being clean or sober

Real junkies are smart enough to go to the hospital and get a legitimate prescription for whatever they need. He'll pop positive but he'll have the paperwork to back it up.

they are a lot less loose with the opiods these days for this very reason

i mean obviously he is a celeb and he doesnt follow normie rules, just saying...

He's probably got stuff for withdrawal and pain killers for his nose operations. Don't forget the special treatment he appears to be getting in court over and over.

they only gave a week of hydrocodone after I dislocated my elbow because of junkies like artie abusing the system

fuck the doctors tho too, they knew what they were doing, sociopathic fucks

It’s because Artie is rich and I can’t believe the amount of idiots here who thought he was going to jail. The story of him leaving a meet and greet to fight a guy who middle manned coke for him reminds me of when Norm got him into Dirty Work on the condition he stay sober then Artie scored coke in front of him at the bar that night.

Norm got him into Dirty Work on the condition he stay sober then Artie scored coke in front of him at the bar that night.

thats actually hilarious

Classic Artie

I feel unstoppable... dead

Say girders one more time

Guys. I think this time, Artie really means it.

This tedious man's one and only true love seems to be Heroin. Are there stories where he did something for others? Just know him from apologizing and thanking for support on twitter.

they are a lot less loose with the opiods these days for this very reason

i mean obviously he is a celeb and he doesnt follow normie rules, just saying...