Oh Dani: A ballad by Anthony N. Cumia
35 2018-05-28 by TheGhostOfAbeVigoda
Endless days turn into tweet-filled nights Why can't they behave? I tell you baby it ain't right
Oh Dani I never found my gun I sent my fist your way and gargled on some tranny cum
24 comments
1 TheGhostOfAbeVigoda 2018-05-28
The "N." stands for "Niggerucci"
1 BeigeFrequency 2018-05-28
Their is a strong possibility this will be sung when i document the biting of Dani.
1 TheGhostOfAbeVigoda 2018-05-28
You're a good boy. Have a signed photo, sport.
1 TheBlueAwning 2018-05-28
Oof.
Never troll me again after this shit.
Yuckaroonie.
1 TheGhostOfAbeVigoda 2018-05-28
I bet you can't think of 5 people who love you.
1 TheBlueAwning 2018-05-28
I bet you can't think of 5 people who have fucked you.
1 TheGhostOfAbeVigoda 2018-05-28
I have a pretty easy time getting laid
You allegedly had a homosexual relationship with him
1 TheBlueAwning 2018-05-28
Lol
1 AztecDishwasher 2018-05-28
I think what you need is a signed photo from abe vigoda to help cheer you up
1 TheBlueAwning 2018-05-28
He'd never let me have his return address. Too pussy if things became real.
1 MrPoopyButtwholes 2018-05-28
Faggot.
1 AsianAnalParty 2018-05-28
No one is scared of you. Except your dentist, stupid.
1 SpitItoutSocrates 2018-05-28
Ant wanted to fuck his make believe son Danny so badly that he hooked up with an annoying, broke, four foot, nasally, jew to compensate.
1 TheBlueAwning 2018-05-28
Yes. Why are you having homosexual fantasies about me at 1am on a holiday weekend.
1 SpitItoutSocrates 2018-05-28
Why doesn't your mother love you?
1 TheBlueAwning 2018-05-28
Why do you have nothing better to do at 2am. Go to bed loser.
1 dirtmerchant1980 2018-05-28
You replied to comment i made at midnight on Friday. I’m awake because I’m at work. The fuck are you doing up?
1 TheBlueAwning 2018-05-28
I'm just going to block every fucking child who has nothing to do but troll me.
Legit, you're a psychopath. All y'all who follow me around with your trolling nonsense. What the absolute fuck is wrong with your mind? You're a broken, racist piece of absolute shit who would never, EVER have the balls to say ANYTHING to me. Now I'm blocking you so you can't even have the satisfaction. Fucking little girls you all are.
1 SpitItoutSocrates 2018-05-28
Pussy. Atleast I don't suck dick at guitar hero, faggot.
1 dirtmerchant1980 2018-05-28
They’re all waiting with baited breath for you to release the next volume of Anthony Cumia erotic fanfic.
1 VicDumb 2018-05-28
How is it that out of everyone that gets trolled here, Opie is the only one smart enough to ignore this place? I was reading the above comment thinking Danny can’t be dumb enough to respond to this. And sure enough, not only did you respond, you posted this paragraph about how you’re just going to start blocking people. It’s like you’re just asking for it. It just surprises me that one of the more Internet savvy people out of the O&A universe continuously doesn’t understand, or does understand and is just really that insecure, that no one gives as much of a shit about your monumental fail at guitar hero then you do. Which is why you’ll keep getting trolled. You’re so quick to jump on the defensive rather than ignoring dumb shit said about you on the Internet. There should be a place in the record books for the E Normas fall from grace the O&A show took in just the span of the last five years. If /u/BeigeFrequency is still looking for a subject matter to work on after the Ant doc, just do it on the expanded O&A universe. There is more than enough material coming from these idiots every day.
1 MrPoopyButtwholes 2018-05-28
Ironic that u/VicDumb said this.
1 AsianAnalParty 2018-05-28
You’re really intimidating. I definitely don’t think some little douchebag who goes around threatening to report people to reddit is just a little bitch. Go to baby gap and get some decent clothes pussyboy.
1 1428ElmStreet 2018-05-28
Must be a fault in their DNA.
They’re unable to feel love for their offspring. That’s why he was able to so easily kill his own kid.
1 MrPoopyButtwholes 2018-05-28
Poor lil' feller.
1 DamonTyler 2018-05-28
tss whats Travis got to do with this?