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Sam has no redeeming qualities. It is impossible to relate to any of his interests or opinions if you are an adult. Shoes, wrestling and faggy ass pop-rap. That is legitimately a child’s interests. He even eats like a 6 year old boy. Also he is ugly as hell, truly one of the ugliest people on the planet. He doesn’t even look human. His voice is unpleasant to listen to at its best. He is also not intelligent in the sightest degree. He’s skinny-fat and is legitimately bald on top but he stretches out whats left of his tumbleweed to cover the damage. Thn he has the audacity to make “big hair” part of his “brand”. He isn’t funny at all, he barely laughs when others are being funny, and he cant keep people engaged when he tells a story.
Sam having a job at a “major” media company is truly one of the most baffling things in human history. He is unqualified in every way but yet...there he is. I hate him so much.
20 comments
1 Sueable 2018-05-27
Also enjoys strong naked men more than his wife.
1 AntsCamera 2018-05-27
He has also been penetrated by more cocks than his wife.
1 SibHashian13 2018-05-27
How does a person that skinny have a double chin?
1 Mod_Impersonator 2018-05-27
Awful genetics.
1 Dachosen17 2018-05-27
Why blame genetics he eats chicken nuggets for breakfast lunch and dinner
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1 Skip4play 2018-05-27
Should start collecting hats to cover up that failed science experiment.
1 BeerCanThick 2018-05-27
NICE PHILTRUM, STUPID! YOU FUCKING FLAT FACED, THIN-LIPPED FAS BORE.
1 Nuwanda84 2018-05-27
You can fit 3 sneakers on that forehead.
1 danTHEdick 2018-05-27
This 50 year old man waits in line for sneakers and smells Norton's farts.
1 Broozie123 2018-05-27
That fucking turkeys gullet he has is disgusting.
1 chomp-chomp-chump 2018-05-27
I didn’t know he had weird green/blue eyes.
1 eTm9000 2018-05-27
He just wants to be down.
He doesn't even know what he buys.
1 shickadantz 2018-05-27
Sam has no redeeming qualities. It is impossible to relate to any of his interests or opinions if you are an adult. Shoes, wrestling and faggy ass pop-rap. That is legitimately a child’s interests. He even eats like a 6 year old boy. Also he is ugly as hell, truly one of the ugliest people on the planet. He doesn’t even look human. His voice is unpleasant to listen to at its best. He is also not intelligent in the sightest degree. He’s skinny-fat and is legitimately bald on top but he stretches out whats left of his tumbleweed to cover the damage. Thn he has the audacity to make “big hair” part of his “brand”. He isn’t funny at all, he barely laughs when others are being funny, and he cant keep people engaged when he tells a story.
Sam having a job at a “major” media company is truly one of the most baffling things in human history. He is unqualified in every way but yet...there he is. I hate him so much.
1 frontbottombm 2018-05-27
This.
1 TheKingOfNeverLose 2018-05-27
Not a revelation over here, but he really needs to consider rebranding himself with a shaved head, or get high quality hair plugs.
1 dougTHEdong 2018-05-27
They have about the same amount of panties though.
1 AnthonyDLC 2018-05-27
For a guy with Ramen noodles as lips you think he would show his teeth when you smile’s
1 psychbeard 2018-05-27
How hot can Jess be? She saw this horror of a human being and decided those were the genes she wanted to help carry on?
1 OhOkISeeYou 2018-05-27
Don't ever do this ever again