I grew up loving the stupid fucking Marlins. That's not even a joke. From their first year of existence I followed them. They've been a joke team for the most part but somehow won two World Series, despite never winning the NL East.
And then that shit headed team that never should have done anything had to change the name, the logo, the uniform, hire Ozzie Guillen and spend a ton of money, and make everything lovable about them into dogshit. I seriously grew up loving the stupid Florida Marlins, but I hate the Miami Marlins.
13 comments
1 Kim_Jung_pUn 2018-05-26
In extra innings too.
1 boogsuge 2018-05-26
Lost $200 on those pieces of shit
1 PhilipMarma 2018-05-26
This is our year, I don’t care what anyone says.
1 Opprobriousness 2018-05-26
That's what I said last year. And I believed it. Right up until Yu Darvish decided to take a shit all over my dreams on the absolute last moment.
1 PhilipMarma 2018-05-26
I’ve been saying it about the Mets since ‘90, and spent so many nights at Shea in the mid-late 90’s. I’ll never learn from these bums.
1 ChippySez 2018-05-26
I'm a Mets fan, but it's nice to know the Mets losing probably ruins Bobo's entire week.
1 I-take-beast-shits 2018-05-26
Mr Mallonigans ribs must be in terrible shape after bobo unloads his post-loss rage
1 PaintedPicture 2018-05-26
6 straight balls in extra innings. Just throw a strike!
1 Ed_Wuncler_Da_3rd 2018-05-26
Step right up and beat the Mets
1 Opprobriousness 2018-05-26
I must be tired because I chuckled out loud at that.
1 harriswill 2018-05-26
Meet the Mets
Greet the Mets
Stay at home and play golf with the Mets
1 breadmoccasin 2018-05-26
I grew up loving the stupid fucking Marlins. That's not even a joke. From their first year of existence I followed them. They've been a joke team for the most part but somehow won two World Series, despite never winning the NL East.
And then that shit headed team that never should have done anything had to change the name, the logo, the uniform, hire Ozzie Guillen and spend a ton of money, and make everything lovable about them into dogshit. I seriously grew up loving the stupid Florida Marlins, but I hate the Miami Marlins.
1 JohnQNo1 2018-05-26
Baseball is boredom incarnate