Yo mentally ill nigger, get outta here.

I'm going to head out to the club and order some bottle service and pick up some ladies.

Just kidding. I'll be home alone drinking budget gin watching this club scene.

Natty Ice, with crushed aspirin to pre-empt yet another hangover.

This sample whore at the Meijer had samples of Smirnoff sparkling seltzer bullshit.

I remembered the Roseanne episode where the gals got in dutch for not pushing enough merch, so I pity bought a sixer of it.

0 sugar though, been going balls out on my fitness so if I decide to drink this swill it won’t be thrown off.

I'm going to use every fiber of willpower to avoid drinking this weekend. I may be in the danger zone of getting withdrawals if I don't take a break.

I've never had the "sick" withdrawals from drinking, but I've gotten the night terrors a few times. A good reason to keep drinking.

No joke, dont quick cold turkey, if you can just get a .99 cent shot at the liquor store to take before you go to sleep

Dts arent a joke