Thanks I was looking for more Jimmy hate

The funnier the comic the less Jim speaks of them.

She friendzoned him so hard, it drove him into the arms of a Dolph Lungren.

I guess you missed the multiple times he’s said he isn’t attracted to other comics, regardless of the fact that he’s dated them in the past & is supposedly a sexual deviant.

every time he interviews a hot MMA chick he constantly steers the conversation towards what kind of guy they are attracted to. As if they are ever going to say 'I am only into half a fruit 50 year old creeps with tiny teeth who piss the bed and need constant praise'

The truth is probably more akin to he already knows the answer will not describe him, but in some sick fetish gets off in hearing it from their mouths to store in for later humiliation/emasculation jerk off session.

I'm such a sexual weirdo and a creep watch out guys. What a hack.

Half?

ant is 70, not 50

Not just MMA chicks. Every broad gets asked about her feet or if she'd date an older guy or if she'd like to peg a frail 50 year old who loves almonds.

He's always lurking at a low level without really going for it. The Sneaky Fucker Strategy.

There was one intern that said "I'd never fuck you, that's gross!" And 'Baby Boy' went into RAGE mode.

He is hoping he will say it is someone who can make them laugh.

If they say AIDS jokes, he will cum right there.

He should have made a cartoon about her.

Imba dot dloinguh

He can’t be around male energy after being around that alpha male energy all day in studio.

"I'm not lying. Seriously dude. I would tell you the truth if I was lying."

JimBobo

Why would Norton want to fuck her anyway? She's a biological woman.

Why is Jim having such a hard time finding a nice, wholesome girl (minimum 8/10 in her 20's) who will let him sniff her feet after the gym while he jerks off pretending it's a man's asshole?

All of the above

It's almost like he pissed away his good years in honor of being filthy just to be filthy and now he's just sad and alone.

Well she isnt funny, Jim. Maybe its hard for him to face but the only possibility that leads us to is that maybe you just arent being genuine sometimes.

No no, he would tell you if he was insincere.

He just cant think of his female friends in that way, no really its a weird thing man. Also he didn't do anything creepy to Lauren, he would tell us if he did.

He’s so full of shit, he just wants people to half bomb in front of him so he can look that much better when he cleans up in front of his own audience.

That's what I would do.

She isn’t stunning or anything, but she is certainly fuckable and if she’s your type, nice looking. It’s more abnormal not to want to fuck her. Even if you are good enough of a person to back off because she has a boyfriend, it’s downright strange if it never crosses your mind, if it’s not something you would really enjoy, to bring a check on tour with you and fuck the shit out of her her every night on the road. Why wouldn’t you? He doesn’t have any religious or moral beliefs that would prevent that. It would be so strange that I actually kind of believe it. He has become a complete and total weirdo.

I love how he gets cucked every time shes in studio, with her boyfriend, and he tries to make it sexual. Then he'll tell the b/f how cool he is.

Good guy Jamie Morton, not trying to motherfuck anyone.l

good thing he addressed the alcohol addiction and didn't just replace it with a sex addiction that interferes with both his comedy and radio careers

Or the autograph / signing addiction, that makes him look like a normal pleb in front of celebrities and people that should be his peers if he had focused on his comedy.

Has anyone here actually seen her comedy live? Or Jimmy's?

Is this the same chick that tweeted about the traffic light and being hungover?

Blink 182 are gay? lol.. alright man, I guess you think 2 dudes falling in love with each other and explored the sensitive stuff is gay????? Alright man, I'm out...

no come on you can do better than that. call his mom a faggot.

I was about to comment about your name elsewhere but opted to look at your comment history instead and someome else beat me to it. Haha. Faggot.

Actually i like blink but there are seriously 200 punk....even pop punk bands that are better. Tom is so entertaining with his ufo alien shit and travis fucking rules so i can't rip on you too much but they prettt much just took NOFX schtick and made it more main stream. But what do i know?

Oh yeah? Fuck you. How bout that.

Not sure if anyone listened to Your Moms House this week, but Sam Tripoli makes fun of acts that bring hot chicks to open for them. About the 1hr 32 minute mark.

norton is the worst of the 3 of them

I grew up loving the stupid fucking Marlins. That's not even a joke. From their first year of existence I followed them. They've been a clown team for the most part but somehow won two World Series, despite never winning the NL East.

And then that shit headed team that never should have done anything had to change the name, the logo, the uniform, hire Ozzie Guillen and spend a ton of money, and make everything lovable about them into dogshit. I seriously grew up loving the stupid Florida Marlins, but I hate the Miami Marlins.

Jimmy recently said how he dated one of his personal trainers which is obvious that he hired both of his personal trainers on how sexy they looked and not how good they are at their job