Anthony is excited about his new book

9  2018-05-25 by FrankNigga

He spent a whole 6 months writing it. I think this nigga gon try to explain why he a child molester and a terrorist.

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He didn't write shit. He drunkenly rambled off the same stories we've all heard before to a ghostwriter who's going to somehow make that degenerate garbage person into a sympathetic and likeable character, a.k.a. lie.

This is most likely 100% accurate.

It'll be self-serving, with many glaring omissions.

I like the only media outlet he could announce the title on was some shitty podcast nobody has heard of

A little podcast called Obscurity

He’s gonna blame his indiscretions on a mysterious “Charlie”.

"Ouch, Charlie bit my hand!" Dani tearfully exclaimed.

HA HA HA, HO LEE SHIT!

“Ant, we have got to get the fuck outta here!” Charlie implored. “Where the fuck is your gun?”

I can't wait to review it online.

I wonder how he's going to promote it. He's a pariah. He's banned from Sirius and Fox News Channel and that's where most of his audience was.

They will be handing copies out to Venezuelans to use as toilet paper within 6 months.

Will they even bother printing it? I assumed the furthest it would go is Ebook and not even Amazon would offer it.

There are print-on-demand services that will publish your book to Amazon in both physical and ebook form for like $15.

When they finally find his body hanging in the living room I wonder how many inches of dust will be on the 10 unopened boxes of this garbage book.

This reddit is about to shred it to pieces. I'm pretty excited.

Any way we can convince his publishing company to make the cover look like that of a romance novel and add Sue to the front of it?

Even better... do u have photoshop?

I wouldn't ask if I did, dummy.

Well, he’s self publishing, because no one is interested in it. So good luck with that.

What, stormfront publishing wasn't interested?

We need to make sure we overload amazon with horrendous reviews

CHAPTER 1

Being A Pocked Marked Nigger Fairy

I'm counting on one of you to read it and inform me of the really terrible parts

He had to self publish it. My 15 year old cousin did that. He is fucking finished and I couldn't be happier.

Really? You must have an extremely empty life.

New here?

He should buy some interesting stories from Mr Peterman.

“Ant, we have got to get the fuck outta here!” Charlie implored. “Where the fuck is your gun?”