I'm making a documentary series about Anthony and part 1 is out. It's about Anthony's traumatizing childhood.

275  2018-05-25 by BeigeFrequency

101 comments

And please support me on patreon or I'll have to sell a baksy.

Its banksy

That's not what his Australian friends call him.

AW YOU MEAN BLANSKY?

Is that where you lay on your back for an hour?

Your not gay for selling your ass, your gay for doing it missionary

Boomer making fun of what a sad little manlet Tony is was funny. I hadn't heard that clip before.

Weaponized autism is unstoppable.

Pretty fucking good but have stopped 2 minutes in to find out where to find the show where he raves about his family near the beginning?

I don't know the original show it was part of but I found the clip in the compilation of Ant's childhood stories. Somewhere around the 50 minute mark.

Nice work. All it needs is the VO guy and grainy filter editor from Behind the Music.

Can you adjust the voiceover to "post-puberty"?

I'm no Sam Roberts

I'd settle for a Denny Falcone.

Great work! How did you get Sue Lightning to narrate?

You mother f*r, this is GREAT!!!! Nana's story brings me joy & makes me cry.

Great work!

Thanks

This is legitimately interesting and entertaining

Marvelous work

Oh shit I need to watch your Jason Genova Docs too. Immaculately done sir

I hope you enjoy them but I'll admit the quality is lower. I had no clue what I was doing.

So far so good actually. You've given a holistic synopsis of DSL dark lord spaniard I'm really impressed and grateful for more Genova content

Man this is really funny, and also completely true. You really crafted a gem here.

"Common projectiles were bowls of spaghetti" has me snickering like a fucking idiot in public.

"mocked for violence against women and pedophilia"

I plan on making at least three more episodes. Maybe four. It depends on how much I cover Opie and Anthony's radio history. I don't want to get bogged down with too much detail about the show.

Please do. This could be this subreddit's magnum opus.

Bravo. I look forward to part 2

I wonder if Ant is going to skew it differently for his book... Awesome job!

Great job man. Reminds me of the Comprehensive History of Chris Chan series

I love that series

That guy has got dragged down too deep into Chris Chan history and his series could end up being a lot longer than he anticipated. Hopefully you have an outline written down that’s gonna maximize the effect your docuseries has on Nana.

Maybe you could start another thread and have people comment with stuff you should cover and then you pick the ones with the most upvotes? This could be the one time this gay ass site’s template would be useful.

I watched one of his Q&As and he said he anticipates 20+ episodes. I don't know if he can get though them all but he has a ridiculous view to sub ratio.

I like your idea about starting a thread for suggestions. Maybe I'll put one up tomorrow.

There has to be someone in the opie and anthony sub that has a voice that can be taken seriously, I'm swedish so I'm out of the picture, but still...

The new Chris Chan?

The soundtrack makes it

Well done. Looking forward to the next one.

That was great. Def subing.

Noodson fan, are ya?

Noodson fan, are ya?

Huge.

Nice voice, stupid.

But the video is quite funny actually.

Where the fuck is my GUN!? FUCK!!

@10:42 the guy on the far left. Steven Paddock?

Tell us when he doxes you.

Ant can only dox people dumb enough to sub to CP Media.

11:00 - "White" people

I can't wait until he finally shoots somebody, preferably himself. Should make for a really good Netflix Special (Making A Murderer).

Productive autism. Better than Ken Burns.

Hearing this documented in a manner similar to one of those "Inside the Mind of a Serial Killer" type shows is hilarious. Can you put this on r/vids or something to see if it gets people interested. Maybe give it a more accessible title like "When Radio Goes Wrong" or something for the post.

I'll consider it but I don't want to run afoul of the spamming rules.

Isn't posting your own shit against the rules?

I’ll post it

" Common projectiles were bowls of spaghetti "

That scene with the crack cocaine/Jihadi Nana was perfect

This is actually pretty good.

I just got done watching your full Jason Genova series and liked it a lot. Mostly because he's an internet autist I didn't know.

I barely remember seeing the video of Rich Piena smacking him, but other than that he's new autism for me.

This is brilliant work! Can't wait for more!!

The ghoulish figure he is today.

thought that was funny as well

Beautiful work

I wasn’t expecting much but once I started watching i was transfixed. It felt like a real documentary about Anthony Cumia & you have an NPR type of voice that lends itself nicely to the overall production. I like that you basically took an unbiased approach to the whole thing, even though it doesn’t paint Ant is the best light, it’s all true & at times you even make Ant a sympathetic character when describing the young sensitive mamas boy growing up in a dysfunctional household with a monster for a father. I give it an 8/10.

Anthony is transfixed

Good work, almost makes me feel bad for him

That is excellent work !

Him letting slip he wore mommy's shoes then scrambling in denial was great.

Opie really tried to throw antknee under the bus there.

good job but release the next one on a tuesday or wednesday so people see it when the sub is most active, not the friday before a long weekend, stupid

This is great

Excellent work.
Oh, and nice low T voice, stupid.

This make me so happy. Keep making these

You motherfucker. I could suck your dick.

Would you consider sucking mine, queer?

This looks hilarious and I'm looking forward to watching it. But do you think it's fair to call his situation a "downfall"? I mean, the guy used to do HVAC work, he's not exactly fallen below that standard just yet.

when you put it that way...

This video isn't made by that mush mouth guy is it? The one who pontificates about reddit beefs?

This nigga is FINISHED.

BTW: Great idea to use the middle eastern music for the soundtrack. May I recommend "Sorry Entertainer", or "I Remember Painfully" by Daniel Johnston for the next one?

vurry good.

HA HA HO-LEE SHIT

Great job except for every single time you opened your mouth and editorialized.

Can you make a version of this video with just the audio clips and pictures?

Then you can go kick rocks for all I care buster!

Go fuck yourself!!! This is the voice an Anthony documentary deserves.

Will do, as soon as I’m done fucking your dad and turning his delicious asshole inside out and pounding it until it looks like a fresh ball of mozzarella.

Happy Memorial Day!

He's been dead for a couple of years now and is cremated. Enjoy!

That would explain the residue on my penis.

Sorry for your loss.

The residue is probably a little of his and a little of the hundreds of people they've cremated over the years. They just put some scoops in a urn and say here's your loved one that will be $1400 please.

And thanks but I didn't meet him until I was 14 and he was never a dad to me so I didn't lose anything.

Well, you're a good boy in my book, and I was very naughty to suggest that I had dirtpile relations with your dad.

Peace.

Objective and unbiased. Just facts.

Great work brothaman

This needs some re-enactment pronto!

I've never heard the kid getting shot story. Jesus Anthony had a messed up childhood.

I don't have the time to finish this, but great work so far, is there room for a rich vos plug somewhere?

This is great. Get a Morgan Freeman copycat from Fiver for the next one

If only you had a better voice.

damn i wanted to hate this cause of your really gay voice but this is hilarious

Hahaaa his dad moved to San Juan Capistrano? That borders my town. I've probably been in traffic with the fuck before

This doc should win the palme d'or

Wow... fuckin Wow

Bravo!!! If he watches these all the way through he might actually off himself. You're doing God's work.

Big if true

Goddamn this is amazing. What's your Patreon cocksucker?

Ghoulish figure 20 seconds in and I laughed belly style

I called it. THE OA UNIVERSE IS A CHRIS CHAN LEVEL LOLCOW. The hayturz are backtracking now.

It's like the sachumo Chris Chan documentary. Which is a masterpiece.

Outstanding. Only thing off for me was when playing radio clips of Ant describing freebasing, visually you had him in a facewrap on his own show. There wasn't much of a connection between the audio and video. Same during his kid getting shot story. The karaoke while holding the gun didn't connect really.

Other than that, amazing.

This is great. You’ve surely already begun building this, but for me the most interesting study into the life of Tranpa would be his crumbling relationship with Tits Hughes around 2002 as well as his initial descent into madness around the time of the Barack Obama’s 2008 campaign. I think both of those moments had a major effect on him in their own way; the first was the loss of a deep friend and the second was a moral doubling down of sorts of all his learned behaviors and prejudices.

Audio STINKS

I had no idea that ant and Joe started a fire and blamed it on other niggers, but it certainly sounds like something they would do.

This was great, looking forward to the next episodes

I'm really excited to see the chapter that covers him being catfished while trying to groom teenage girls.

I watched one of his Q&As and he said he anticipates 20+ episodes. I don't know if he can get though them all but he has a ridiculous view to sub ratio.

I like your idea about starting a thread for suggestions. Maybe I'll put one up tomorrow.