Year's '17 and Walmart's the scene

This Vizio soundbar is quite the machine

I got two choices y'all, pay at the register or

Bounce loss prevention, put the pedal to the floor

Now I ain't trying to pay no two hundred dollar price

I could save a few dollars if I roll the dice

So I, grab the soundbar and sprint right to the door

I heard "Son, do you know what I'm stopping your for?"

Cause I'm young and I'm black and the cut in my nose

Do I look like a paying customer? I need to go

Am I under arrest for grand theft stereo?

Well you're under probation for screwdriving a ho,

License should be covered but forget the carseat

No time to click safety belts just get away from this heat

I ain't stopping at no red, driving straight ahead

Well do you mind if your first born son ends up dead?

Well my Jeep is completely flipped and my kid just went splat

And I know his tiny head isn't supposed to be so flat

Aren't you dead from the crash, there somewhere to hide or something?

Some covert bushes or something?

Well I ain't ran from cops, but I know G-T-A

Enough that if I hide the police go away

Well we'll see how smart you are when the K-9 come

I got ninenty-nine problems but a kid ain't one, hit me.