Anthony thinks he lives like Tony Soprano but it always looks like he's a Bluth sibling squatting in a model home.

175  2018-05-25 by Christopher_Barton

33 comments

He’s the mysterious ‘N. Bluth’.

This made me laugh. Congratulations.

What else are you doing

Who me? Browsing my fav subreddit on the shitter. Hoping I don't get a damn hemroid.

Woke up this morning, lost myself a gun.

Your mama always said she never saw her son.

FUCK

What have I told you is the most important's thing?

..."breakfast"

ME: HAhahah, "breakfast!" ...no, its GUNS.

Statistics

Thinks he's living like Tony Soprano, but definitely going to die like Vito Spatafore.

"Just not the face, ok? I already look like I've been shot there bef-"

"Sue fucked me in the ass" - Anthony Cumia. 2018 AD.

Her?

Lost His Gob Bluth

Vito not Tony.

As long as Keith has he same ending as Vin Makazin I’m good with Ant being Tony.

Vin Makazin

Christ, that's an obscure reference

There's no need to swear

Johnny Cakes

WHERE THE FUCK IS MY BANANA STAND?

There's always money in the subscriber base.

Upon walking into Anthony's McMansion, Dani saw a pair of shaven male legs at the top of the stairs.

Guy who does nothing but whine about black crime idolizes a fictional mobster who has murdered and destroyed the lives of countless people.

Mr. Banana grabber

Ant is what Tony would call a ......what was it....ohhh yes...milignan or mouli for short.

Tony Blunder

They are NOTHING alike.

Tony Soprano had a family that loved him.

Tony also visited his Mudda until her untimely death.

Keith is Mr Producer

Police didn't knock that often on Tony Soprano's door.

He doesn't even understand The Sopranos, he just likes quoting funny lines and acting all grossed out by Big Gay Vito. If Ant was a "mobster" he'd be the schmuck they sent out for coffee and bialy in the morning and threw off a bridge the first time he fucked up.

The best parts are the dialog with Dr Melfi and also his kids. Because Tony is a complex multi dimensional character.

Unlike Anthony who is about as multidimensional as Flat Stanley.

He never had the makings of a straight white Male

There's always money in the gun closet.

What else are you doing

The best parts are the dialog with Dr Melfi and also his kids. Because Tony is a complex multi dimensional character.

Unlike Anthony who is about as multidimensional as Flat Stanley.