He says it was when he was young like Norton, but mostly trannies later which obviously still count as gay but Norton literally stole this from Colin who I think probably cheats on his girlfriends with trans whores.
On an episode of tough crowd he straight up said it on national tv. Patrice tried to give him an out but he wouldn't take it. It's not as much coming out of the closet as kicking the doors out. He's so brash and matter of fact that you can only respect it. Meanwhile Norton still pretends to be straight man..
I like to imagine a world where uncle Col can frolic freely through squadrons of fully erect service men. When he comes to one he is truly enamored with, he grabs their cock firmly with one hand and gently strokes their ear with his other hand. He is soft lips barely grazing their sideburn stubble and he whispers, "Do you wish Jim Norton was dead, too?" As he leans back and see's the agreeing gaze in his lovers eyes, Colin knows he's found a soul mate.
Colin doesn't seem like he would be aggressive enough to be a top or accepting enough to be a bottom. I think he's a lazy queen who just like getting blown by in shape, uniformed men.
21 comments
1 pastorpotluck 2018-05-25
Is there an origin to the Colin is gay trope?
1 IbDotLoyingAwright 2018-05-25
Yes, it all goes back to the time Colin sat on a penis
1 iloveOandA 2018-05-25
she had a feminine cock so it's not like it was completely intentional
1 IbDotLoyingAwright 2018-05-25
Nice in-depth knowledge of American history, stupid
1 iloveOandA 2018-05-25
colin sitting on cock is american history..
1 enzo_trash 2018-05-25
that man is a national treasure
1 greeneyedunicorn2 2018-05-25
He is gay or at least bi. He has had sex with many men/trans. I'm actually surprised its not referenced more and assume its a respect thing
1 onemancrimespree 2018-05-25
He says it was when he was young like Norton, but mostly trannies later which obviously still count as gay but Norton literally stole this from Colin who I think probably cheats on his girlfriends with trans whores.
1 Ifuckmymomanddad 2018-05-25
On an episode of tough crowd he straight up said it on national tv. Patrice tried to give him an out but he wouldn't take it. It's not as much coming out of the closet as kicking the doors out. He's so brash and matter of fact that you can only respect it. Meanwhile Norton still pretends to be straight man..
1 sjeffiesjeff 2018-05-25
Source please
1 Ifuckmymomanddad 2018-05-25
It's from a tough crowd that is on YouTube in a segment where they talk about gay stuff.
1 sjeffiesjeff 2018-05-25
Yeah that's the part I knew already
Thanks for nothing
1 Ifuckmymomanddad 2018-05-25
It's about being a faggot so it won't be hard to find in your suggestions.
1 sanhozay1 2018-05-25
Watch tough crowd and look at his hand mannerisms. he moves his hands in a very gay way
1 tonydogs 2018-05-25
i've only heard the interview with stern where he talked about picking up a tranny with stubble when he was a young lad.
1 TurningFrogsGay 2018-05-25
That’s pretty much all there is to this. He slays pussy, but played around with trannies when he wore a younger man’s clothes.
Unlike the outright faggots who hosted the show we used to like, Colin has owned it like a man.
1 CasinoIndian 2018-05-25
Good old "One Hand on the Maypole" Quinn
1 TinKnockinMoroccan 2018-05-25
I like to imagine a world where uncle Col can frolic freely through squadrons of fully erect service men. When he comes to one he is truly enamored with, he grabs their cock firmly with one hand and gently strokes their ear with his other hand. He is soft lips barely grazing their sideburn stubble and he whispers, "Do you wish Jim Norton was dead, too?" As he leans back and see's the agreeing gaze in his lovers eyes, Colin knows he's found a soul mate.
1 lemskroob 2018-05-25
well, i'm hard now.
1 juschippinyababe 2018-05-25
God damn this is good fan fiction
1 JoeyTheDancingSamoey 2018-05-25
"Hmph, ya know, what these sailors do out there in the sea? Society just doesn't give a care these days"
1 gimmesomemoe 2018-05-25
Norton didn't just steal his jokes, he stole his entire personality. What a hack piece of shit.
1 wyMn_R_FNy 2018-05-25
Colin doesn't seem like he would be aggressive enough to be a top or accepting enough to be a bottom. I think he's a lazy queen who just like getting blown by in shape, uniformed men.
1 TARE_ME 2018-05-25
In the Naaaaavy!!!!