Colin’s heaven.

64  2018-05-25 by RBuddCumia

21 comments

Is there an origin to the Colin is gay trope?

Yes, it all goes back to the time Colin sat on a penis

she had a feminine cock so it's not like it was completely intentional

Nice in-depth knowledge of American history, stupid

that man is a national treasure

He is gay or at least bi. He has had sex with many men/trans. I'm actually surprised its not referenced more and assume its a respect thing

He says it was when he was young like Norton, but mostly trannies later which obviously still count as gay but Norton literally stole this from Colin who I think probably cheats on his girlfriends with trans whores.

On an episode of tough crowd he straight up said it on national tv. Patrice tried to give him an out but he wouldn't take it. It's not as much coming out of the closet as kicking the doors out. He's so brash and matter of fact that you can only respect it. Meanwhile Norton still pretends to be straight man..

Source please

It's from a tough crowd that is on YouTube in a segment where they talk about gay stuff.

Yeah that's the part I knew already

Thanks for nothing

It's about being a faggot so it won't be hard to find in your suggestions.

Watch tough crowd and look at his hand mannerisms. he moves his hands in a very gay way

i've only heard the interview with stern where he talked about picking up a tranny with stubble when he was a young lad.

That’s pretty much all there is to this. He slays pussy, but played around with trannies when he wore a younger man’s clothes.

Unlike the outright faggots who hosted the show we used to like, Colin has owned it like a man.

Good old "One Hand on the Maypole" Quinn

I like to imagine a world where uncle Col can frolic freely through squadrons of fully erect service men. When he comes to one he is truly enamored with, he grabs their cock firmly with one hand and gently strokes their ear with his other hand. He is soft lips barely grazing their sideburn stubble and he whispers, "Do you wish Jim Norton was dead, too?" As he leans back and see's the agreeing gaze in his lovers eyes, Colin knows he's found a soul mate.

well, i'm hard now.

God damn this is good fan fiction

"Hmph, ya know, what these sailors do out there in the sea? Society just doesn't give a care these days"

Norton didn't just steal his jokes, he stole his entire personality. What a hack piece of shit.

Colin doesn't seem like he would be aggressive enough to be a top or accepting enough to be a bottom. I think he's a lazy queen who just like getting blown by in shape, uniformed men.

In the Naaaaavy!!!!