That's terrific... that's terrific.

Why does he look like he weighs 500lbs in every other picture

His nose is at least 350

Everyone, tell the fat, weathered fuck how great he's doing!

Looks like he lost some weight.

Quite a lot actually. None in the nose though

Being at death's door will do that to a fella.

Yea it's called stress from knowing you're going to prison in a few months.

That's amazing! Just last week he was too sick to attend court for his sentencing, and now here he is, goofin' around with his Hollywood pals!

Praise be!

And he had a book just come out. He's been keeping busy outside of Compound Media.

Artie.... to ill to be on the AA show. Bedridden if u will.... apatow and Pete Holmes: hey Artie wanna play some racquetball? Artie: sure!! I will be there 5 minutes early.

Arties ability to not get fired after three seasons of crashing leads me to believe he could've been a much better employee at compound media if he gave the slightest of fucks about Keith or Anthony and their failure of a "network."

You can replace “compound media” with “Howard Stern” and make the exact same point.

Artie’s a junkie. He fakes illnesses to get out of court dates because he’s a coward. He cannot control himself.

"Your honor, I'm not going to be able to make it in today. I'm sick as a dog"

Who's high pitch?

Yeah I don't think it has anything to do with Trant and Keith the Shithead. Artie had the dream job and he burned all the goodwill in the world at that place because all he cares about is how good getting high feels.

It's good to see Artie involved with "real showbiz" again.

Artie looking kinda healthy here disappoints me, and I'm still let down that he never OD'd in front of the AA Show greenscreen.

An Emmy..,LOL, keep dreaming, you fat retarded junkie faggot. Can't wait til the judge hears about this.

dude, Artie has junkie magic

He will win an Emmy

only cuz God loves trolling Jim “In recovery” Norton

I agree with Patton Oswald. The worst part of this is the hypocrisy!

he really looks like a muppet here

Look at that fucking nose.

they gonna cgi it out in post

Man, he did NOT want to work at Compound Media.

Yep

I have always got the vibe Ant promised him bigggggg things and was desperate to get a known name just to justify whatever personal reason he had. Artie didn’t realise compound media is just a internet public access tv network with zero pull in the industry.

Moral of the story, you get what you pay for. In this case a junky that has no intention to get clean who is openly on a one way ticket to his grave.

I don't care what was promised. Artie shit the bed three months into his new gig when he was arrested and did six weeks in rehab.

When he came back, he never showed up on time and often left the entire show in the lurch about whether he would be in at all.

I'm not saying being on Anthony's show is a big deal. But, it could have been a way for Artie to start to take control of his life and use it as a launching pad for other things. He's just a massive fuck up.

He wasn’t on time for his first ever show. Nothing really changed since then.

Wish this junkie would just die already. No one wants to hear about Jew broad who fights dracula

well, thats his move, thats what the second or third time he pulled this out? go to the hospital in order to avoid going to jail.. can't knock the guy for wanting to avoid going to jail tho..

Say jail again.

jail again

Why hasn’t that goddamn judge seen this shit? What a joke our judicial system is that this junkie fuck is out making tv shows.

Sentence this hack, already.

It probably annoys Ant that Artie doesn't have to try to be successful even at his most desperate.

Maybe he was sick of hearing those faggots talk about black people all day.

shitty junkie didn't move the needle so they fired him, who cares.

I bet Apatow and co told him to distance himself from CP Media before they let him on set to film.

I really hate that somehow Artie still gets work in the entertainment industry.

Loying loyers.