Dani Golightly used to tweet photos showing them eating pizza and drinking beer while watching Seinfeld obvious mocking Nana's boring lifestyle despite his tough guy right wing persona he desperately tried to portray.. But Nana probably doesn't eat much when he's not on a playdate with a child, also I think xanax bars suppress appetite.
I feel like that's at least partially on you for interacting whatsoever with the festering shit-heap that is Twitter. It's like complaining that someone shit on the sidewalk because you picked it up with your bare hands.
Now, I'm wondering if Ant lied about biting Dani in self-defense. Maybe he was covering up an extreme munchies fit because he didn't want to be known as a Xanax addict. Considering what the Cumias choose to be ashamed of it seems possible.
I love how Ant saw everything that happened with Lady Di and is still drinking. I bet he rationalizes it as "Well, I don't drink as much as she did so I'll be alright."
I think his rationalization is probably more arrogant like, "I'm so much smarter than Lady Di that it would take 4 times the booze before my big brain would even start to be effected."
51 comments
1 Yaseetheo 2018-05-24
Those pock marks trigger my triptophobia or whatever called.
1 paulallens 2018-05-24
i was thinking the same thing when i was working on this masterpiece.
1 BeakersRedBush 2018-05-24
Gerontophilia is what you are looking for
1 Snake_____86 2018-05-24
You even got the busted alcohol rotted teef under his fake ones correct.
1 FuhWyPeepo 2018-05-24
Is that how nana keeps her weight down? It must be hard cause all the booze
1 throwawaymanthrows 2018-05-24
He keeps his weight down because food is one of the few things that ISN'T a vice for him.
1 AntsFailingCareer 2018-05-24
Dani Golightly used to tweet photos showing them eating pizza and drinking beer while watching Seinfeld obvious mocking Nana's boring lifestyle despite his tough guy right wing persona he desperately tried to portray.. But Nana probably doesn't eat much when he's not on a playdate with a child, also I think xanax bars suppress appetite.
1 throwawaymanthrows 2018-05-24
What a boring old fuck. He's millionaire but he lives like my recently retired dad. At least my dad volunteers and reads a book now and then.
1 LobotomistCircu 2018-05-24
I mean, what would you want him to do, climb mountains and shit? Aside from the transgendered teenagers Ant's hobbies are all pretty age-appropriate.
1 throwawaymanthrows 2018-05-24
The hobbies are not the issue. The 8 hour drunken Twitter tirades are the issues.
1 LobotomistCircu 2018-05-24
I feel like that's at least partially on you for interacting whatsoever with the festering shit-heap that is Twitter. It's like complaining that someone shit on the sidewalk because you picked it up with your bare hands.
1 throwawaymanthrows 2018-05-24
Full disclosure my only awareness of Twitter is people reposting Ant's tweets on here.
1 dmix 2018-05-24
The Daily triades* once or twice a week on a boring Wednesday is passable. But he does it so often it became pathetic.
1 TinKnockinMoroccan 2018-05-24
Ant's main hobbies are video games and tweeting.
1 dropngo 2018-05-24
Video games are Ant's only hobby. He treats his tweeting like a job which is ironic considering it cost him an actual job.
1 Cumia_Box 2018-05-24
Nothing is more fullfilling than eating while on xanax.
1 Finnagitgotten 2018-05-24
Xanax gives you munchies worse then weed.
1 dropngo 2018-05-24
Now, I'm wondering if Ant lied about biting Dani in self-defense. Maybe he was covering up an extreme munchies fit because he didn't want to be known as a Xanax addict. Considering what the Cumias choose to be ashamed of it seems possible.
1 allenricketts 2018-05-24
she doesn't, she just keeps her cirrhosis belly under the desk
1 Mu_Scevich 2018-05-24
He is a fool if he doesn't use this for his twitter pic.
1 McGowan9 2018-05-24
Yeah, that'll happen. Because if he's demonstrated anything in the last 3 years it's that he has the ability to laugh at himself.
1 KennethFresno 2018-05-24
But he hasn't demonstrated that ability at all, friend.
1 Mu_Scevich 2018-05-24
This is my point. He could at least win back some respect for himself.
1 Guinness5ft2inches 2018-05-24
I took the liberty of making a minor tweak for added accuracy.
1 paulallens 2018-05-24
if I could edit this and update it I would.
1 Kizzner 2018-05-24
Can a few of you guys make sure Nana sees this on Twitter? Thx.
1 JohnTheGreat78 2018-05-24
Anthony played a huge roll in the creation of GTA 4 and RDR, those games would not have been made without his input.
1 davit82013 2018-05-24
Oleeee chit!
1 John_Gulbunny 2018-05-24
I’m surprised no one has made any book covers for Anthony yet
1 wannabuyaghost 2018-05-24
They have
1 John_Gulbunny 2018-05-24
That’s good but I’m talking about with his actual title permanently suspended or whatever gay shit it is
1 DrTeaHC 2018-05-24
Yikes.
1 1qw1qw1 2018-05-24
Cumia: Become Human
1 cro-magnon_sam 2018-05-24
Can you add a swollen goiter neck?
1 TinKnockinMoroccan 2018-05-24
It still amuses me that Ant decided to dye his hair "old lady brown" when it was pitch black his entire life.
1 Ants_Oily_Hair 2018-05-24
Ant really is an ugly old asshole.
1 MrPoopyButtwholes 2018-05-24
His skin isn't dark/yellow enough.
1 crookedmile 2018-05-24
Just needs a RockStar logo on the shirt for it to be complete
1 CONCHOPETEghostcock 2018-05-24
Ew... Sue's man V abdomen....
1 Youseeonlydarkness 2018-05-24
That sue lightning is a handsome woman.
1 Kurt_Love 2018-05-24
Nana needs her reading glasses
1 tranthonycumiashow 2018-05-24
I love how Ant saw everything that happened with Lady Di and is still drinking. I bet he rationalizes it as "Well, I don't drink as much as she did so I'll be alright."
1 dropngo 2018-05-24
I think his rationalization is probably more arrogant like, "I'm so much smarter than Lady Di that it would take 4 times the booze before my big brain would even start to be effected."
1 tranthonycumiashow 2018-05-24
That actually seems like it would be the case.
1 earlsinclairisdead 2018-05-24
This is brutal
1 Trewu 2018-05-24
Are those pock marks or Sue's AIDS infested cum on his face?
1 buttriot 2018-05-24
Where did “nana” come from? I missed that one. I’m just happy that everyone agrees he isn’t white.
1 racemic_mixture 2018-05-24
He looks like an old grandma. I think that's the reason behind nana, no real story.
1 deep_legal_shit 2018-05-24
sue pic on right just made me rock hard
1 dopaminenotyours 2018-05-24
those teeth though.. his fake chompers are pristine. The one thing that's hard to rip on.
1 sanfrancisco69er 2018-05-24
He loves Ms. Kaleris. Sue and Trant deserve their names on embroidered towels. We are the a-holes for invading the happy couples privacy at this point
1 thats-the-bit 2018-05-24
Nice work. Would someone please tweet this to TranthNana? I would, but I have already been sent to Obscurity.
1 JimNortonUnfunnyFag 2018-05-24
What did the Russian lady boy say to the spaghetti nigger?
"I'm cumming, hold it in your mouth then gargle it, you queer bitch."
1 KennethFresno 2018-05-24
But he hasn't demonstrated that ability at all, friend.
1 Mu_Scevich 2018-05-24
This is my point. He could at least win back some respect for himself.