Made it a bit more accurate for Nana, also no cellphone rainbow.

297  2018-05-24 by paulallens

51 comments

Those pock marks trigger my triptophobia or whatever called.

i was thinking the same thing when i was working on this masterpiece.

Gerontophilia is what you are looking for

You even got the busted alcohol rotted teef under his fake ones correct.

Is that how nana keeps her weight down? It must be hard cause all the booze

He keeps his weight down because food is one of the few things that ISN'T a vice for him.

Dani Golightly used to tweet photos showing them eating pizza and drinking beer while watching Seinfeld obvious mocking Nana's boring lifestyle despite his tough guy right wing persona he desperately tried to portray.. But Nana probably doesn't eat much when he's not on a playdate with a child, also I think xanax bars suppress appetite.

What a boring old fuck. He's millionaire but he lives like my recently retired dad. At least my dad volunteers and reads a book now and then.

I mean, what would you want him to do, climb mountains and shit? Aside from the transgendered teenagers Ant's hobbies are all pretty age-appropriate.

The hobbies are not the issue. The 8 hour drunken Twitter tirades are the issues.

I feel like that's at least partially on you for interacting whatsoever with the festering shit-heap that is Twitter. It's like complaining that someone shit on the sidewalk because you picked it up with your bare hands.

Full disclosure my only awareness of Twitter is people reposting Ant's tweets on here.

The Daily triades* once or twice a week on a boring Wednesday is passable. But he does it so often it became pathetic.

Ant's main hobbies are video games and tweeting.

Video games are Ant's only hobby. He treats his tweeting like a job which is ironic considering it cost him an actual job.

Nothing is more fullfilling than eating while on xanax.

Xanax gives you munchies worse then weed.

Now, I'm wondering if Ant lied about biting Dani in self-defense. Maybe he was covering up an extreme munchies fit because he didn't want to be known as a Xanax addict. Considering what the Cumias choose to be ashamed of it seems possible.

she doesn't, she just keeps her cirrhosis belly under the desk

He is a fool if he doesn't use this for his twitter pic.

Yeah, that'll happen. Because if he's demonstrated anything in the last 3 years it's that he has the ability to laugh at himself.

But he hasn't demonstrated that ability at all, friend.

This is my point. He could at least win back some respect for himself.

if I could edit this and update it I would.

Can a few of you guys make sure Nana sees this on Twitter? Thx.

Anthony played a huge roll in the creation of GTA 4 and RDR, those games would not have been made without his input.

Oleeee chit!

I’m surprised no one has made any book covers for Anthony yet

That’s good but I’m talking about with his actual title permanently suspended or whatever gay shit it is

Yikes.

Cumia: Become Human

Can you add a swollen goiter neck?

It still amuses me that Ant decided to dye his hair "old lady brown" when it was pitch black his entire life.

Ant really is an ugly old asshole.

His skin isn't dark/yellow enough.

Just needs a RockStar logo on the shirt for it to be complete

Ew... Sue's man V abdomen....

That sue lightning is a handsome woman.

Nana needs her reading glasses

I love how Ant saw everything that happened with Lady Di and is still drinking. I bet he rationalizes it as "Well, I don't drink as much as she did so I'll be alright."

I think his rationalization is probably more arrogant like, "I'm so much smarter than Lady Di that it would take 4 times the booze before my big brain would even start to be effected."

That actually seems like it would be the case.

This is brutal

Are those pock marks or Sue's AIDS infested cum on his face?

Where did “nana” come from? I missed that one. I’m just happy that everyone agrees he isn’t white.

He looks like an old grandma. I think that's the reason behind nana, no real story.

sue pic on right just made me rock hard

those teeth though.. his fake chompers are pristine. The one thing that's hard to rip on.

He loves Ms. Kaleris. Sue and Trant deserve their names on embroidered towels. We are the a-holes for invading the happy couples privacy at this point

Nice work. Would someone please tweet this to TranthNana? I would, but I have already been sent to Obscurity.

What did the Russian lady boy say to the spaghetti nigger?

"I'm cumming, hold it in your mouth then gargle it, you queer bitch."

But he hasn't demonstrated that ability at all, friend.

This is my point. He could at least win back some respect for himself.