Sorry boys, all the stitches in the world can't sew me together again. Lay down... lay down. Gonna stretch me out in Fernandez funeral home on Hun and Ninth street. Always knew I'd make a stop there, but a lot later than a whole gang of people thought... Last of the Moh-Ricans... well maybe not the last. Gail's gonna be a good mom... New improved Carlito Brigante... Hope she uses the money to get out. No room in this city for big hearts like hers... Sorry baby, I tried the best I could, honest... Can't come with me on this trip, Loaf. Getting the shakes now, last call for drinks, bars closing down... Sun's out, where are we going for breakfast? Don't wanna go far. Rough night, tired baby... Tired...
29 comments
1 UhLookHereMan 2018-05-24
This is the big one! I'm coming, Sibby!
1 Kurt_Love 2018-05-24
Meet you on the big bakowza in the sky. No what I mean?!
1 Single_Action_Army 2018-05-24
Didn't even mention Sib when he died, doubt he remembers him.
1 lazyblogger914 2018-05-24
Steve Sweeny killed Sibby for putting him on PFG TV
1 enzo_trash 2018-05-24
Dont scare me like that
1 Kim_Jung_pUn 2018-05-24
He was 14 years old...
1 throwawaymanthrows 2018-05-24
God bless Scorch. Pursuing an acting career but refusing to give up his super distracting eyebrow piercing.
1 Kurt_Love 2018-05-24
PiercingS
1 SibHashian13 2018-05-24
He's so multifaceted. He's involved in everything
1 JespyZero 2018-05-24
He really typecasts himself as dead junkie
1 LookyLookyMissCookie 2018-05-24
First Pfgsciple and now Scorch. Just stop it already 2018.
1 FuhWyPeepo 2018-05-24
RIP Adam Sesler.
1 saessea 2018-05-24
I give this comment... a 3... out of 5.
1 schmuckOnWheels 2018-05-24
Heh heh heh turns out he wasn't actually dead, know what I mean. Weird news!
1 Lokque 2018-05-24
heh I could've gone with the undead angle but I wasn't gunna do that knowhatamean?
1 InfamousDoubt 2018-05-24
Oh, I'm sorry
1 MrCocklefroth 2018-05-24
The deceased had a noted smell of dog piss
1 okkultism 2018-05-24
I didn't know dead people sucked in their guts. Rigor mortis I guess.
1 Shittinonniggers 2018-05-24
Gravity does all the work.
1 TyCobbFuckParty 2018-05-24
fentanyl is PFG
1 JoeyButtlicker 2018-05-24
1980?!?!?!?!?!
1 FloggingTheHorses 2018-05-24
Least he went out in style
1 revolvingmonk 2018-05-24
Looks like the killer ejaculated all over Scorch's chest. What a monster. RIP Big Scorch
1 Alvalanker 2018-05-24
What an asshole, didn't even put his jacket on the correct way.
1 chomp-chomp-chump 2018-05-24
Kyle Kinane lookin' mugg.
1 JohnTheGreat78 2018-05-24
Naaaaht funny.
1 RickVince 2018-05-24
Does he still have that stupid eyebrow piercing that's barely hanging on?
1 Dagidugidai 2018-05-24
Sorry boys, all the stitches in the world can't sew me together again. Lay down... lay down. Gonna stretch me out in Fernandez funeral home on Hun and Ninth street. Always knew I'd make a stop there, but a lot later than a whole gang of people thought... Last of the Moh-Ricans... well maybe not the last. Gail's gonna be a good mom... New improved Carlito Brigante... Hope she uses the money to get out. No room in this city for big hearts like hers... Sorry baby, I tried the best I could, honest... Can't come with me on this trip, Loaf. Getting the shakes now, last call for drinks, bars closing down... Sun's out, where are we going for breakfast? Don't wanna go far. Rough night, tired baby... Tired...
1 _SongsForTheDeaf_ 2018-05-24
Weird News!!
1 thatRookie 2018-05-24
A RITE-AID PARKING LOT?!?!
1 CommodorePawsey 2018-05-24
Denizen jeans from Target are now cool because Scorch wears them.