BREAKING: Scorch found dead in Wisconsin town

55  2018-05-24 by tunisianknifer

29 comments

This is the big one! I'm coming, Sibby!

Meet you on the big bakowza in the sky. No what I mean?!

Didn't even mention Sib when he died, doubt he remembers him.

Steve Sweeny killed Sibby for putting him on PFG TV

Dont scare me like that

He was 14 years old...

God bless Scorch. Pursuing an acting career but refusing to give up his super distracting eyebrow piercing.

PiercingS

He's so multifaceted. He's involved in everything

He really typecasts himself as dead junkie

First Pfgsciple and now Scorch. Just stop it already 2018.

RIP Adam Sesler.

I give this comment... a 3... out of 5.

Heh heh heh turns out he wasn't actually dead, know what I mean. Weird news!

heh I could've gone with the undead angle but I wasn't gunna do that knowhatamean?

Oh, I'm sorry

The deceased had a noted smell of dog piss

I didn't know dead people sucked in their guts. Rigor mortis I guess.

Gravity does all the work.

fentanyl is PFG

1980?!?!?!?!?!

Least he went out in style

Looks like the killer ejaculated all over Scorch's chest. What a monster. RIP Big Scorch

What an asshole, didn't even put his jacket on the correct way.

Kyle Kinane lookin' mugg.

Naaaaht funny.

Does he still have that stupid eyebrow piercing that's barely hanging on?

Sorry boys, all the stitches in the world can't sew me together again. Lay down... lay down. Gonna stretch me out in Fernandez funeral home on Hun and Ninth street. Always knew I'd make a stop there, but a lot later than a whole gang of people thought... Last of the Moh-Ricans... well maybe not the last. Gail's gonna be a good mom... New improved Carlito Brigante... Hope she uses the money to get out. No room in this city for big hearts like hers... Sorry baby, I tried the best I could, honest... Can't come with me on this trip, Loaf. Getting the shakes now, last call for drinks, bars closing down... Sun's out, where are we going for breakfast? Don't wanna go far. Rough night, tired baby... Tired...

Weird News!!

A RITE-AID PARKING LOT?!?!

Denizen jeans from Target are now cool because Scorch wears them.