Lady Di minus the Navy fleet.

The USS Nursing Home

Will brother Joe still visit Nana even though she won't recognize him?

40k in da bird feddah

“You used to be famous Anth. Remember?”

“I was?”

“We were two thirds of the top rated drive time show on WNEW for 6 months, what you don’t remember? Now sign here, here, and...here.”

cue Seinfeld intro theme

"And then you fucked a tranny."

"I did?"

that’s nice

Itll be like when Tony visited uncle June one last time. Except Joe will completely exaggerate his role in Ants success.

"What, ya dont remember Ant? Me and you used to do the Joey and Anthony show! We made a pact long ago that if you ever became a wet brained racist shell of your former self you'd sign over all your assets and wealth to your deal old brother!"

Jim will visit him and show off his neo-vagina after finally having transitioned and married Alana.

Jim Norton gone full Buck Angel would be awesome.

He'll keep doing the compound media thing until he can no longer afford it.

After that, he sells his mcmansion and lives in obscure retirement with slightly more money than a bus driver pension. He'll keep drunkenly tweeting until his death from a stroke at 68.

Ant's last tweet will be "FUCKING NIGGERS!" as he keels over clenching his chest.

68? I'd be surprised. He is aging really quickly.

Foreclosure.

The end game is the Cumia curse - dementia.

He'll be all teary eyed during that final show from his basement. His hands visibly trembling as he says goodbye to his last scragglers of subscribers to his now bankrupt network. Thanking the likes of Dave Landau and... just Dave Landau for sticking around till the end. Keith will have left at this point, Missy too after maxing out what remains on Anthony's credit cards.

Then it's off to a dump of a nursing home for ol' Alzheimers Anthony. To live out the rest of his life in a constant state of misery, confusion, loneliness and fear of the black nurses who pull on his curls amd slap him for shits and giggles.

Fuck. That made me sad. This sub has passed me by.

If he's still taking Xanax or benzos they will speed up demintia in the elderly and technically he's elderly, Also 40 plus years of alcoholism will take him out.

Alcholism can turn bad quick. Memory loss, circulation in ur body is cut off starting with ur feet, shitting of the pants and liver pain / failure which leads to his entire body turning yellow.

Tranantony

Cirrhosis of the liver

...and a massive heartattack.

obscurity

Accidental Overdose, Xanax and beer or liquor plus maintenance medications for blood pressure and his heart. One day he pops a Xanax or two to stop a panic attack or anxiety attack. Maybe he has a few beers or a drink forgets he took the Xanax ends up taking a couple more. Makes another dink then the respiratory depression starts to kick in and the Xanax and booze interact with the heart meds, BP pills, xanax and alcohol . His breathing starts to slow and he dies sitting on the couch. Or he has a stroke or heart attack because of the pill and booze combo.

There's a few Cumia family members who sometimes think about that ol' life insurance policy.

Texas

a lonely death

He goes back to obscurity, thus completing the cycle and freeing us all

Jim Norton gone full Buck Angel would be awesome.