"Barbie girl is one of the great songs of my High School years" - Sam Roberts

13  2018-05-23 by cucktastrophy

8 comments

But I'm sure it was meant ironically, right?

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Played that song a lot in 2nd grade. I was trying to bang this chick that liked it a lot.

Sam has poor taste in everything

I really want to write something horrendous about dumb fuck Sam right now, but that statement makes my brain hurt so bad that I cant find right words. Its so douchey, lame and nerdy that he needs a punch in the face for it.

Keep in mind, this is the same person who knows the lyrics to all 80s sitcom theme songs that aired on nick at night. Also admitted to singing them while walking down the hallways of his high school.

I don't understand how this person has a wife, a kid and a home.

There was a killer parody called Ugly Girl. Sam should check that one out.