LOL I'm so Italian dat I grated mootzadell on my gabagoo insteada parmagiano.

23  2018-05-23 by TinKnockinMoroccan

Anybody else eva chase dare dahta's colored boyfriend down da street wid a baseball bat?

8 comments

That's racist you nigger.

Not racist enough

I chase bugs

“Get the bats.”

EEHHHHHH My culture loves good food, capish?! *eats trash*

Real Italians eat lots of fish and vegetables. Americans eat 10 pound plates of spahetti and cheese with heart burnt inducing globs of heavy sauce. It’s insane to call that shit cuisine.

I eat Stoffers baked lasagne with a plastic spork and scream MARONE when it is too hot out of the microwave and burns the roof of my mouth when I want to fit in will Jersey Italian-Americans.

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