Bams_seed got a boyfriend
28 2018-05-22 by TheGhostOfAbeVigoda
What the fuck are we gonna do about this? We're getting Dave Smith'd here.
28 2018-05-22 by TheGhostOfAbeVigoda
What the fuck are we gonna do about this? We're getting Dave Smith'd here.
51 comments
1 1428ElmStreet 2018-05-22
He’ll leave once he’s knocked her up.
1 LeBaronpencil 2018-05-22
HAHA!!! Because you're BLACK! 🐒
1 Sueable 2018-05-22
Unoriginal charmless faggot put a bullet in your head.
1 Bams_seed 2018-05-22
If you're lucky it turns out like our boy u/whippinghuskies situation
Heyy since y'all liked my shirt so much how do you feel about my mom bathing suit 😢
https://imgur.com/a/e6kFJfJ
1 MrAndySocial 2018-05-22
My grandma has that exact pattern on her curtains.
1 Kim_Jung_pUn 2018-05-22
Turns out both of them like huge black cock too.
1 MrAndySocial 2018-05-22
That would explain my uncle’s year round tan.
1 CasinoIndian 2018-05-22
Not flattering.
1 Bams_seed 2018-05-22
Its either that or the fat girl bikini that comes up to my chest lol. Its rough
1 NorwayJimmy 2018-05-22
Post-mastectomy beach wear
1 Bams_seed 2018-05-22
Haha
1 TheGhostOfAbeVigoda 2018-05-22
Why? You're not a fatty. Are you self conscious about your weird belly button?
Also, your boyfriend's a bitch and I'm gonna knife him.
1 Bams_seed 2018-05-22
Yeah i cant be showing the belly button even though it still pokes through ugh. But im pretty fat tell you the honest to god truth
Careful you dont get charged with a hate crime
1 TheGhostOfAbeVigoda 2018-05-22
You're dating that weird paki that's obsessed with your feet. I'm calling it.
1 Bams_seed 2018-05-22
Nope
1 TheGhostOfAbeVigoda 2018-05-22
Well that's the fucking narrative now. I don't know what else to do. I've played Kiss From A Rose. I've made idle death threats. We get it, you dont love us anymore. So now I'm gonna tell people you married a foot fucking paki with athlete's dick.
1 Bams_seed 2018-05-22
You know I'll come crying to you guys when he beats me up
1 BoboOrbani55 2018-05-22
Get implants, stupid. Small ones but the same gel type Ava Addams got.
1 zoogie778 2018-05-22
You don't care for mis-matched no-shape tits?
1 TheGhostOfAbeVigoda 2018-05-22
Did you wear a bathing suit to work as a shirt? That's black as night.
1 all_copacetic 2018-05-22
It's a good look 👍. The protruding gunt deflects attention from your giant hands.
1 Bams_seed 2018-05-22
Thanks i knew i could count on you guys.
1 DaveNone 2018-05-22
Oh so that's what that is. You saved me from embarrassing myself because I was about to ask if she was pregnant.
1 Bams_seed 2018-05-22
Sigh. Im rethinking this whole eating disorder recovery thing
Wasnt always fat https://imgur.com/gallery/gkgWlEl
1 DaveNone 2018-05-22
Dunno what that was but it leads me to a page that says, "Zoinks you've taken a wrong turn."
1 Bams_seed 2018-05-22
It was a pic of the pre baby body but they must have deleted ot bc ot was too hot to be real
1 DaveNone 2018-05-22
Well you have to keep trying. A real O&A fan never gives up.
1 throwawawyy2 2018-05-22
Dam guh
You couldve gotten that compound invite if not for the unfortunate skin condition
1 Bams_seed 2018-05-22
You can see it? I can't anymore
1 throwawawyy2 2018-05-22
Yeah its fine on mobile
1 Jungies 2018-05-22
Cut yourself some slack, lady. You've had two kids and an NFL player's giant hog in there; it's gonna take a toll.
1 HappensHappen 2018-05-22
Ahhhhh! Ahhhh!!! There’s a black mouth and arms in that fern!
1 Slette 2018-05-22
Unfavorably?
1 throwawawyy2 2018-05-22
That looks like a carpet in the lobby of an insurance company
1 FuhWyPeepo 2018-05-22
Let us see the chocolate milkers
1 Not_My_Real_Acct_ 2018-05-22
What happened to /u/whippinghuskies?
He used to post here daily, then stopped about a month ago
1 OlShotgunFace 2018-05-22
won't see him no more
1 TheDarkFezRises 2018-05-22
I guess it's time to make Sara Lynn /ourgirl/.
1 Bams_seed 2018-05-22
Oh god no
1 TheGhostOfAbeVigoda 2018-05-22
See what you've done to this fucking family??
1 RBuddCumia 2018-05-22
Show us your tits.
1 yevyoyevyo 2018-05-22
Why you wanna see chimp flap jacks you weirdo
1 throwawizzlemahnizzl 2018-05-22
TITS ARE TITS QUEER
1 sjeffiesjeff 2018-05-22
Not all tits are created equal
1 BoboOrbani55 2018-05-22
Any port in a storm, right, fellas?
1 juanwayne 2018-05-22
Oh good you have a face hugger ready to burst out
1 SpitItoutSocrates 2018-05-22
Those are chestbursters you fucking stump.
1 juanwayne 2018-05-22
Sorry, why dont you go 69 with danny ross and share correct movie trivia.
1 LarryKleist711 2018-05-22
She's not pretty enough to deal with her Borderline Personality disorder.
1 Cancerous_cunt_408 2018-05-22
If you guys are trying to get laid off of this sub, it's sad, your delusional, and you should be embarrassed. Trying to to white knight the only female on this sub. This broad is not going to fuck you.
1 BoboOrbani55 2018-05-22
Bad (or sick) guy!
1 Joyce_dewitt_hair 2018-05-22
You + any color cock besides black = bam_seed not fucking you
1 Hot_Cosby_ 2018-05-22
Please post dick pics.
1 yevyoyevyo 2018-05-22
Does he love that baboon pussy or what?