Bams_seed got a boyfriend

28  2018-05-22 by TheGhostOfAbeVigoda

What the fuck are we gonna do about this? We're getting Dave Smith'd here.

51 comments

He’ll leave once he’s knocked her up.

HAHA!!! Because you're BLACK! 🐒

Unoriginal charmless faggot put a bullet in your head.

If you're lucky it turns out like our boy u/whippinghuskies situation

Heyy since y'all liked my shirt so much how do you feel about my mom bathing suit 😢

https://imgur.com/a/e6kFJfJ

My grandma has that exact pattern on her curtains.

Turns out both of them like huge black cock too.

That would explain my uncle’s year round tan.

Not flattering.

Its either that or the fat girl bikini that comes up to my chest lol. Its rough

Post-mastectomy beach wear

Haha

Why? You're not a fatty. Are you self conscious about your weird belly button?

Also, your boyfriend's a bitch and I'm gonna knife him.

Yeah i cant be showing the belly button even though it still pokes through ugh. But im pretty fat tell you the honest to god truth

Careful you dont get charged with a hate crime

You're dating that weird paki that's obsessed with your feet. I'm calling it.

Nope

Well that's the fucking narrative now. I don't know what else to do. I've played Kiss From A Rose. I've made idle death threats. We get it, you dont love us anymore. So now I'm gonna tell people you married a foot fucking paki with athlete's dick.

You know I'll come crying to you guys when he beats me up

Get implants, stupid. Small ones but the same gel type Ava Addams got.

You don't care for mis-matched no-shape tits?

Did you wear a bathing suit to work as a shirt? That's black as night.

It's a good look 👍. The protruding gunt deflects attention from your giant hands.

Thanks i knew i could count on you guys.

Oh so that's what that is. You saved me from embarrassing myself because I was about to ask if she was pregnant.

Sigh. Im rethinking this whole eating disorder recovery thing

Wasnt always fat https://imgur.com/gallery/gkgWlEl

Dunno what that was but it leads me to a page that says, "Zoinks you've taken a wrong turn."

It was a pic of the pre baby body but they must have deleted ot bc ot was too hot to be real

Well you have to keep trying. A real O&A fan never gives up.

Dam guh

You couldve gotten that compound invite if not for the unfortunate skin condition

You can see it? I can't anymore

Yeah its fine on mobile

Cut yourself some slack, lady. You've had two kids and an NFL player's giant hog in there; it's gonna take a toll.

Ahhhhh! Ahhhh!!! There’s a black mouth and arms in that fern!

Unfavorably?

That looks like a carpet in the lobby of an insurance company

Let us see the chocolate milkers

What happened to /u/whippinghuskies?

He used to post here daily, then stopped about a month ago

won't see him no more

I guess it's time to make Sara Lynn /ourgirl/.

Oh god no

See what you've done to this fucking family??

Show us your tits.

Why you wanna see chimp flap jacks you weirdo

TITS ARE TITS QUEER

Not all tits are created equal

Any port in a storm, right, fellas?

Oh good you have a face hugger ready to burst out

Those are chestbursters you fucking stump.

Sorry, why dont you go 69 with danny ross and share correct movie trivia.

She's not pretty enough to deal with her Borderline Personality disorder.

If you guys are trying to get laid off of this sub, it's sad, your delusional, and you should be embarrassed. Trying to to white knight the only female on this sub. This broad is not going to fuck you.

Bad (or sick) guy!

You + any color cock besides black = bam_seed not fucking you

Please post dick pics.

Does he love that baboon pussy or what?