Selling anthony cumia masks for $300 plus shipping. PM me for details

241  2018-05-22 by Bams_seed

89 comments

Are you selling the glove, too?

Man hands.

Why you think i havent shown my feet 😔

I thought you were worried the British posters here were really pakis.

I thought it was because I told you not to show those National Geographic feet a few weeks ago. All this time I've been taking credit we don't have to look at them, what a fool I am.

Don't worry, jim is into big feet <3

That is your foot holding the picture isn't it?

do* you

Keep the nigger talk in the projects, whore.

Fucking minorities, amirite?

I want her to tell me to at least drink my beer and open it during a date whilst I'm too disgusted to eat anything because of her hands.

They are the hands of a Ukrainian labourer.

They broke many rocks.

You're too good for this subreddit.

Does the Bill Schulz wig cost extra?

You're still hilarious.

those can't possibly be girl's hands. my hands are pretty fucked up from work, but dammmn. look at those knuckles

I'd let her give me a tug.

ghost philanthropist

Did anyone see you take that into the shitter with you?

Nah i hid it in my shirt

He was talking about the shirt

if you think about it, coming to this sub is a similar feeling and vibe as going into a public toilet and locking the door behind you

deep_shit

Bitch your shirt look like a goddamn jungle

I knew you guys would be brutal but damn... that stung

You'll never make it at the Cellar table

few civilians could

thats a shirt?

I though you were in hair salon or something and they just threw something on you.

Aaaahhh that burns 😲

I'm not gonna' lie. I thought you were getting your hair did.

Lol that shirt sucks you bitch

Same, this is a really odd background/lighting.

Nice fashion sense stupid

Just post that old photo of you pre-kid again looking hot to make things right

Nice shirt, stupid

It's the anti-slip pattern on the floor of grandma's shower.

The hair blends seamlessly.

I did naht!

Going with the 70s era rock star Cumia with traditional Tunisian clothing I see.

Pic taken in Opie's photography studio thats been dubbed "The Restroom".

HA HA HA HOLIEEEEE SHIT!!!!!

I did not hit her. Its not true. Its bullshit.

oh hi keith

but you're a ex-pert keith!

So anyways Sherrod, how's your sex life?

You're tearing it apart, Sue!

This world is so cruel, I'm gonna blow my brains out... Where's my fucking GUN!? FUCK!!

haha what a great story Artie

Hai doggie!!!

I did nath!

YOU ARE TEARING ME APART SUE!

Hollllly Shiiiiiit .

Kareem Abdul Jabbar rang He wants his hands back Etc etc. ....

FUCKIN YUK Im only being Soooo mean because i know that i would feel insignificant with my package if you jerked me off with those meaty palms as your child cried from the nxt room .

Nice shirt, stupid.

How much for a video of you seductively poking your tongue in and out of that mask?

$700

You're definitely not pricing yourself out of the market there

How much for a pic of you wearing an Opie mask with your tits out?

$15

I'd seriously pay 15 for that.

Daddy like

She wishes she had delicious tits like the opster.

I think ope actually has bigger tits

Hey look Robin, I'm a woman beater, hoo hoo.

ME: I fawkin knew it was a Seinfeld reference this whole time I was just seeing if Jim did. sniff

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The attention to detail is, unsettling. And fucking masterful.

their hands look like guns

When are you putting the mask on?

Nice shitter room! grab a mic and boom! ya got a podcast.

Scarlet O'hara also made a dress out of curtains,although she used velvet not the spent cumrags from an Cambodian ladyboy emporium .

Nice shirt, stupid

Don't we have to call you "Her Majesty" now or is Meghan still ok?

is that you Dawn Cumia?

fawwwwk dats a good deal rught thur

This ruined my fucking week.

Nice blouse, stupid

$300 seems fair

can I pay in Tide detergent?

Ok but it gotta be legit not the chinese stuff

Don’t insult me

That chink shit makes me break out

For that money, it better he his actual face

were you in the middle of a haircut when you took this? nice shirt, stupid.

How many rounds can you last in a bareknuckle boxing match?

Is that Anthard Stermia?

Nice man hands, stupid

Nice mongrel hair, stupid

Actually, "she got da good hair"

Where could you possibly go to find a shirt like this? Did you make it in crafts class?

$300 is what Compound Media calls a bargain

Pennies on the dollar!

The mask can’t be to scale. She could barely fit her cock in his mouth.

Needs an Afro wig.

Nice man hands, stupid.

We've seen her tits, pussy, asshole and bellybutton. But the hands are the problem?

You have really manly hands. How’s your pussy?

That shirt tells me you're from Brooklyn

You're definitely not pricing yourself out of the market there

How much for a pic of you wearing an Opie mask with your tits out?

Actually, "she got da good hair"

Pennies on the dollar!