Dave Landau's fat, shoulderless wife

22  2018-05-22 by crookedmile

12 comments

1  Randal_X 2018-05-22

Imagine Dave's waves of regret when sticking his cock into that sloppy maw on date night.

1  RapistWithHIV 2018-05-22

Yeah, Dave's a real catch himself.

1  thrillated 2018-05-22

"Insert food here"

1  AlvinItchyCock 2018-05-22

She's a rebel against dieting.

1  FuhWyPeepo 2018-05-22

When you're so fat and look like you have down syndrome. You might be eric nagel

1  sanfrancisco69er 2018-05-22

There's your sign

1  Prosbora 2018-05-22

Oh my goodness did this one give me quite the LOL! By the way how are the grandkids Cheryl, havent seen them since they were little and now they’re on their way to college!! Life sure is a trip! Welp, see you at the company picnic on Thursday (dont forget to bring the casserole). -Linda

1  BeakersRedBush 2018-05-22

That is a good Sherrod impersonation.

1  DildoRenter 2018-05-22

WHO THE FUCK IS DAVE LANDAU AND WHY IS ANYONE TALKING ABOUT HER?

1  Broozie123 2018-05-22

Who the fuck names their daughter 'Rebel'?

1  ApprilFells 2018-05-22

The same "parents" who let their child eat their way into morbid obesity.

1  CertifiedBA 2018-05-22

I'd smash that chick, sorry bros

1  Hot_Cosby_ 2018-05-22

She looks like a beach ball.