Keith’s problem is he’s Club Soda Kenny if he was smart enough to be dissatisfied with his station in life, but too stupid to move past the limits of his intelligence.
Ant should’ve hired Ken Stevens or Jeremy Coleman. Would’ve been a fun “getting the band back together thing” and someone with a modicum of experience and intelligence in a job for a fake network that wouldn’t be as demanding as an actual radio station. It would’ve also left Keith to be the network’s security guard where he belongs.
Gotta go back to Time Square and stop Anthony from getting into it with that hooker. That's where his timeline skewed off into a series of failures and descent into madness.
Imagine an alternate universe where Anthony was still funny, Jim was fat and angry, and Opie was dead.
Ant stopped being funny in 2012. And That was the same year Jim started his queer diet. Ant would have been fired eventually. The Hooker thing just helped out a lot.
Back To The Future is one of Nana's favorite movies.
A rifftrax commentary for 1 dollarydoo wouldn't be a bad idea.
Redlettermedia has done it for years with good success.
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1 Opprobriousness 2018-05-21
Not much of a future to go back to.
1 Snake_____86 2018-05-21
Back to Tin Knocking.
1 ShetUp 2018-05-21
He can go back and stop himself from hiring Keith.
1 TurningFrogsGay 2018-05-21
Keith’s problem is he’s Club Soda Kenny if he was smart enough to be dissatisfied with his station in life, but too stupid to move past the limits of his intelligence.
Ant should’ve hired Ken Stevens or Jeremy Coleman. Would’ve been a fun “getting the band back together thing” and someone with a modicum of experience and intelligence in a job for a fake network that wouldn’t be as demanding as an actual radio station. It would’ve also left Keith to be the network’s security guard where he belongs.
1 maloonigans 2018-05-21
real radio people probably have more options and wouldnt touch ant - also they want real money
1 DrSvarheeny 2018-05-21
Gotta go back to Time Square and stop Anthony from getting into it with that hooker. That's where his timeline skewed off into a series of failures and descent into madness.
Imagine an alternate universe where Anthony was still funny, Jim was fat and angry, and Opie was dead.
1 SpeckofCoppah 2018-05-21
This sub wouldn't be entertaining.
1 3stepsbackward 2018-05-21
I'd settle for a paralysed Opie, who'd be wheeled in by E-Rock every morning.
1 GWARscientist 2018-05-21
Just hittin that 360 with a pencil in his mouth.
1 SWIMsfriend 2018-05-21
Ant stopped being funny in 2012. And That was the same year Jim started his queer diet. Ant would have been fired eventually. The Hooker thing just helped out a lot.
1 Bronan_the_Brobarian 2018-05-21
Go back and keep Patrice from dying then
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1 liberterrorism 2018-05-21
I think my version is more accurate
1 DrSvarheeny 2018-05-21
The comments there are fucking great
1 homerj123 2018-05-21
"Ok kid we need to get to 1488 miles per hour and I can get my guns back"
1 SteakSauce66 2018-05-21
This is the gayest thing I've seen in a week. And I spent the weekend sniffing poppers and jerking to bareback BBC porn.
1 throwawaymanthrows 2018-05-21
That's gay now?
1 DildoRenter 2018-05-21
Oh, God, I hope not.
1 crookedmile 2018-05-21
Great Scott Shannon still has a better career than I do!
1 Ants_Oily_Hair 2018-05-21
" looks like dey ass fuckin" - a black student at any public school in NYC
1 RBuddCumia 2018-05-21
“That’s why you gay!
1 wicked_crayfish 2018-05-21
His cock is in his ass fo sho.
1 Yaseetheo 2018-05-21
Fucking yuck.
1 Kizzner 2018-05-21
"Nobody subscribes to the network because they just can't handle the truth, man! They swallow everything the leftwing lamestream media feeds them!"
1 HappensHappen 2018-05-21
I haven't seen photoshops this good since the SA forums in 2002.
1 TinKnockinMoroccan 2018-05-21
Aside from black crime statistics, has this fading mooly ever referenced anything from before 1994?
1 Imasaskman 2018-05-21
*after
1 Arturo_Bandini_ 2018-05-21
Cumia is grooming Landau
1 ghandicumia 2018-05-21
I bet he buys him tits
1 throwawaymanthrows 2018-05-21
Keep playing Johnny Carson in your basement Ant. It's surely not ruining your career.
1 Vulgardervish 2018-05-21
Is this real?
1 quasi100 2018-05-21
what, too real?
1 1475315963 2018-05-21
If they did an actual movie commentary, that would be more entertaining than the BS they put together now
1 Chuck_Chasem 2018-05-21
Back To The Future is one of Nana's favorite movies. A rifftrax commentary for 1 dollarydoo wouldn't be a bad idea. Redlettermedia has done it for years with good success.
1 quasi100 2018-05-21
except it would be the same "biff raped his mom why is he still around" stupid horseshit we've heard a million times.
1 DildoRenter 2018-05-21
Anthony is literally fucking him in the ass.
What the hell is going on with this guy?
1 Imasaskman 2018-05-21
*after