I’m prior military, there is a bullying/hazing culture that has been part of military service since its inception. I have always enjoyed mocking fuckups, but the two best nicknames generally used for any inept personnel were “hot rod” and “turbo”. The first time I heard Ron call Fez “big cat”, I knew the corps had failed me.
He's down in Florida pumping iron, working out, getting ripped, modulating his voice, working on his inflection and preparing himself for the day that is soon to come when he storms back onto the New York airwaves and torpedoes Opie, Anthony, Ron, Jim, Sam and Howard Stern. It's gonna be a bloodbath.
Like a warrior training in Valhalla, Fez's efforts will be valiant, but he won't be able to save us from Ragnarok—Opie taking over Stern's spot after the old Jew retires.
I know it's a joke, but I'm pretty sure Fez would rather hurt himself than Ron. He would never say a bad word about that guy. Because Fez is a decent person.
Fez is in love with Ron. Deep down, romantic style love. And it's painful for him because he knows Ron will never return that love but he can't stop loving him even so.
Ron and Fez is one of the great unrequited love stories of the modern age.
Fez boycotts the NFL - The NFL stinks now, Fez boycotts Batman - the franchise was taken over by incompetents, Fez boycotts hollywood - TV shows become better vehicles for storytelling than movies. The man is a powerful, powerful big cat.
54 comments
1 kjatus 2018-05-20
It’s not his fault he provides radio that’s not racist.
1 kjatus 2018-05-20
Radio that isn’t bigoted.
1 kjatus 2018-05-20
Radio that doesn’t want family values, while desiccating all of them.
1 AirBuddDwyer 2018-05-20
He removes the moisture from family values?
1 deep_legal_shit 2018-05-20
gay Nietzsche
1 kjatus 2018-05-20
*perfect man.
1 212_Van_Dyke_Street 2018-05-20
He's an unter.
1 literalotherkin 2018-05-20
He puts on these mustaches, you'd swear he was the real person.
1 Leofan7 2018-05-20
HAAAAAAAY!
1 Broozie123 2018-05-20
Big cat
1 PepperTheCentaur 2018-05-20
That looks like a man that isn't quite ready to take the stick.
1 Broozie123 2018-05-20
"Take the fuckin' stick, big man."
1 i_saw_nothing 2018-05-20
What'sa matter, buddy? A li'l locked up?
1 c0up0n 2018-05-20
I’m prior military, there is a bullying/hazing culture that has been part of military service since its inception. I have always enjoyed mocking fuckups, but the two best nicknames generally used for any inept personnel were “hot rod” and “turbo”. The first time I heard Ron call Fez “big cat”, I knew the corps had failed me.
1 CrozzCat 2018-05-20
FEZZIE ALWAYS WINS
1 kjatus 2018-05-20
Of course he does
1 mb0087 2018-05-20
R&F aren't appreciated enough. They whined way less than O&A did.
1 imru2727 2018-05-20
There’s two number ones on the show!
1 DaveNone 2018-05-20
He's down in Florida pumping iron, working out, getting ripped, modulating his voice, working on his inflection and preparing himself for the day that is soon to come when he storms back onto the New York airwaves and torpedoes Opie, Anthony, Ron, Jim, Sam and Howard Stern. It's gonna be a bloodbath.
1 KingDonaldTrump 2018-05-20
Like a warrior training in Valhalla, Fez's efforts will be valiant, but he won't be able to save us from Ragnarok—Opie taking over Stern's spot after the old Jew retires.
1 SalesCunt129 2018-05-20
Ron is his best friend.
1 breadmoccasin 2018-05-20
I know it's a joke, but I'm pretty sure Fez would rather hurt himself than Ron. He would never say a bad word about that guy. Because Fez is a decent person.
1 DaveNone 2018-05-20
Fez is in love with Ron. Deep down, romantic style love. And it's painful for him because he knows Ron will never return that love but he can't stop loving him even so.
Ron and Fez is one of the great unrequited love stories of the modern age.
1 PaintedPicture 2018-05-20
Impossible not to. Pavlovian.
1 kjatus 2018-05-20
Lol. Don’t really get it. Few rules. Let’s bite each other.
1 enzo_trash 2018-05-20
Obey Fez
1 Dagidugidai 2018-05-20
Fez boycotts the NFL - The NFL stinks now, Fez boycotts Batman - the franchise was taken over by incompetents, Fez boycotts hollywood - TV shows become better vehicles for storytelling than movies. The man is a powerful, powerful big cat.
1 AiCPearlJam 2018-05-20
Fez mocks Tits, O&A falls apart and Tits loses job. The man is a Saint.
1 rsroot 2018-05-20
On Ert.
1 NortheastPhilly 2018-05-20
Fez boycotts women, women become funny and brave
1 Single_Action_Army 2018-05-20
Fez has been boycotting women since birth.
1 PepperTheCentaur 2018-05-20
To be fair, men as well.
1 redtrilobal 2018-05-20
Since Weinstein, Hollywood is looked at as nothing other than the awful, hypocritical, self-centered incestuous shithole that it is.
And I thank Fezzy for that.
1 kjatus 2018-05-20
The nfl doesn’t “stink”. Come up with a new word.
1 KingDonaldTrump 2018-05-20
You're a stupid fuck, but I can't deny the quality of your OP.
1 enzo_trash 2018-05-20
https://youtu.be/R8FFrK3KdFA
1 mrsirthemovie 2018-05-20
Who do you think you are? My boss or something?
1 AntsLoveChild 2018-05-20
Upvote this image to die instantly
1 Kalikhead 2018-05-20
Cookie.
1 kjatus 2018-05-20
EhhhhhhhhuggvgghhhAIDsddfs
1 throwawizzlemahnizzl 2018-05-20
kiss
1 Jaeromaru 2018-05-20
We aren't leaving until this goddamn cat says cookie
1 sickfuckinpuppies 2018-05-20
Looks like Sam in a wig
1 EarlPronk 2018-05-20
Fezzie! Miss the big cat
1 illydelph 2018-05-20
Now the blueberry...
1 Breadsexual 2018-05-20
ya can't even see his cake horn.
1 Rock-Coat 2018-05-20
Look. A stand alone fruit!
1 Opprobriousness 2018-05-20
Hope he's finally getting all the dick he's always dreamed of down there in Florida.
1 ahhpeckahs 2018-05-20
I do miss the awkward silence
1 Bebe_Tuki 2018-05-20
Is that Mr. McGreggor?
1 SalesCunt129 2018-05-20
Does it make ya gay to dig Key West
Does it make ya gay thinking Liberace’s the best
Does it make ya gay like Ron and Ron says
Hell no man it makes you Fez
1 shimshammcgraw 2018-05-20
That tune is great.
1 Imasaskman 2018-05-20
Don't tell me what to do fucker.
1 crookedmile 2018-05-20
Fez always reminds me of the lion at Big Gay Al’s sanctuary in South Park
1 GhostOfJJ 2018-05-20
Reggie the florist, do it again.
1 MrPoopyButtwholes 2018-05-20
Don't ever tell me what to do.
1 PepperTheCentaur 2018-05-20
To be fair, men as well.