Please help me I went to a pub and had shepard's pie and BEER bread. Please, I don't want to relapse and go for something harder like beer can chicken.
If only there was an advice show to get you through this specific trauma hosted by a high school dropout who announces to thousands on the airwaves how he should be entitled to a 25 year old.
Norton has said he’ll take prescription opioids if he needs them for pain because “he’s not a martyr,” but if he looks at a pot brownie that’s wrapped in tinfoil, inside a sandwich bag inside a Tupperware container inside a cardboard box, he’s worried about a contact high.
Did Joe Rogan really do this? God he is so fucking stupid I cant even stand it. The fact that people believe his stoner logic is actual intelligence is infuriating.
Imma tell you a secret. Everything Jimmy says is a lie. He was never an addict or alcoholic, he was a dumb kid who was repressing his homosexuality. He is so afraid of his cock loving self that he has been absorbing bits and pieces of all the men he knows are his betters, then presenting those purloined pieces of personality as his own. He is a pathetic and tormented soul who should be pitied by all those unfortunate enough to encounter this sad creature.
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1 clabberjabber 2018-05-20
Good help you if you tried the rum cake
1 Christopher_Barton 2018-05-20
If only there was an advice show to get you through this specific trauma hosted by a high school dropout who announces to thousands on the airwaves how he should be entitled to a 25 year old.
1 SalesCunt129 2018-05-20
Thousands? More like tens
1 MSteve1232000 2018-05-20
Norton has said he’ll take prescription opioids if he needs them for pain because “he’s not a martyr,” but if he looks at a pot brownie that’s wrapped in tinfoil, inside a sandwich bag inside a Tupperware container inside a cardboard box, he’s worried about a contact high.
1 DrSvarheeny 2018-05-20
Norton is a man with his priorities in order
1 Chuck_Chasem 2018-05-20
Jim took home some elk-meat from Rogan's when he was on his show. Joe used cannabis leaves to smoke the meat.
Imagine a Jim Norton running naked wide-eyed in the streets both hands clenching two green logs of shit og screaming: "I LOVE COCK!"
1 Phkna1 2018-05-20
He doesn't need drugs to do that
1 JudgeHolden00 2018-05-20
Did Joe Rogan really do this? God he is so fucking stupid I cant even stand it. The fact that people believe his stoner logic is actual intelligence is infuriating.
1 Phkna1 2018-05-20
Imma tell you a secret. Everything Jimmy says is a lie. He was never an addict or alcoholic, he was a dumb kid who was repressing his homosexuality. He is so afraid of his cock loving self that he has been absorbing bits and pieces of all the men he knows are his betters, then presenting those purloined pieces of personality as his own. He is a pathetic and tormented soul who should be pitied by all those unfortunate enough to encounter this sad creature.
1 redtrilobal 2018-05-20
Jimmy would ONLY benefit if he smoked some weed.
1 DaveNone 2018-05-20
Look at the WWJND wristband you wear and then ask yourself the question, What Would Jim Norton Do?
Then hop in your car, hire a tranny prostitute and ask him to shit on your chest after a nice blowjob. All will be made clear then.
1 DryTeeth 2018-05-20
Next, you're gonna be blowing strangers for Rum Raisin ice cream. Go to a MEETING dude!
1 db111 2018-05-20
At this point, he's equally afraid of all those carbs.
He's working on his figure.