I just realized that Intern David is over 36 years old now

22  2018-05-19 by Compound_MediaPR

Are him and Danny Ross the least successful Jews in history? Even Bill Rothstein who lived in his parents house until he died managed to build a bomb collar to slap on a pizza man.

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Dave Smith?

Who?

Are him and Danny Ross the least successful Jews in history?

I can't speak for David but on Danny...

This is how he spends his days - u/TheBlueAwning

You be the judge

Shylock. Got out-jewed by flamboyant semantics.

Also, Jesus: Got mortally swindled in favor of perennial ghoul בר-אבא אנתוני.

No spoilers bitch

I'm not sure if you can spoil a 15 year old closed criminal case, but I'll definitely not tell you about the whore interview in the conclusion.

To be a successful Jew you dont have to become rich - you'll be looked after, anyway. You just have to corrupt, and cause fights and social angst, fuck the spirits at the Jew wall in israel and then descend into a sad mentally destabilizing neurosis made worse by your large IQ and all your obsessive behavior throughout life.

Eventually you end up like that creature that was screaming at that man for playing a Trumpet in New York.

Bobby Liebling from Pentagram

Woooooooooooah!

Who?