Does anyone here actually believe Jim went on a date with Princess Markle?

10  2018-05-19 by RBuddCumia

Or did the old geriatric loner confuse her with a more masculine “Princess”?

16 comments

1  GWARscientist 2018-05-19

He's confused her with Prince Markie Dee of the Fat Boys.

1  TheGhostOfAbeVigoda 2018-05-19

I hope so. I hope Darkle fucking took a shit on him.

1  RBuddCumia 2018-05-19

That’s enough, Joe.

1  TheGhostOfAbeVigoda 2018-05-19

I'm not a racist. That's what's so insane about this.

1  OkaySeriouslyBro 2018-05-19

I believe him, it's not out of the question. She was the 4th most important character on a USA drama, one of a billion pretty actresses on television.

He definitely dated Chelsea Peretti and she's currently a main cast member on Brooklyn 99 and married to an Oscar winner. He spent nights hanging out with Kevin Hart, Louis CK, and Bill Burr among others.

Swinging a date with 2012 Meghan Markle just follows the pattern of Jimmy squandering something, then years later everyone else finding great success while he stays exactly as famous as he's always been.

1  John_Gulbunny 2018-05-19

How do you even compare Meghan markle to that thing chelsea?

1  edfromla 2018-05-19

Kill yourself faggot

1  Subeck 2018-05-19

He didnt actually say this did he?

1  RBuddCumia 2018-05-19

Yea, he did. Don’t ask me to link it because that would mean I would have to type Jim and Sam into my browser.

He did in fact say that he went out on a date with her. I believe they met on Tinder or something and she claimed, according to Jim, to be a fan of his comedy. The night ended of course with Jim leaving no impression on Megan (as he does with all females) but there was, again — according to Jim, a quick peck on the lips.

I think he’s loying but I don’t want to be a scumbag and motherfuck him like that.

1  RocoTheLoveMonkey 2018-05-19

it's a tough one man

1  Randal_X 2018-05-19

He split her cunt, ass, and mouth in that dissociative, mechanical order. Then penguin-walked out with his bag of raw cashews and warm salad.

1  throwawawyy2 2018-05-19

Slugs cant leave impressions. Just a slimy, icky feeling

1  Randal_X 2018-05-19

They took turns shitting in each others' mouths.

1  Randal_X 2018-05-19

Practical Jimmy retains the polaroids for political machinations, but he's so majorly mediocre no-one gives a care.

1  crookedmile 2018-05-19

The ol' Sylvester Stallone

1  imcrapyall 2018-05-19

She opened them cheeks on him and yelled his stand up in hers.