You're all invited to my family barbecue!

9  2018-05-19 by KingDonaldTrump

Hey guys!

We're having a barbecue to celebrate my cousin's victory against rectal cancer, and I want everyone to come. All of the sliced bread and ketchup you want for the burgers and hot dogs! My aunt's on the grill, so I hope you like your steaks well done!

We just got the pool ready this morning, so let us know if the chemical balance isn't right. Feel free to borrow one of my bathing suits if you forgot to bring yours!

23 comments

1  BoboOrbani55 2018-05-19

Will you be providing water wings for /u/bams_seed?

1  Bams_seed 2018-05-19

Me and u/andycumiashowswife gon turn up watch out

1  KingDonaldTrump 2018-05-19

oh...

1  BoboOrbani55 2018-05-19

Would you consiser posting pics of you sucking on a cucumber or other phallic objects, my dear?

https://www.instagram.com/p/BixLKHJHUII/

1  Bams_seed 2018-05-19

That's disgusting im too classy for that

1  BoboOrbani55 2018-05-19

I’ll pay you.

1  aRTie02150 2018-05-19

Bitch better give me my 40%

1  Sueable 2018-05-19

Can I send you a picture of my dick

1  Sueable 2018-05-19

Cmon you’d love it

1  Suibu 2018-05-19

How’s it feel knowing Sue Lightening is way hotter than you?

1  BoboOrbani55 2018-05-19

ME: Make sure you slather the steaks in BBQ sauce and serve them well-done. I-I-I know a lil bit about this cooking ting.

1  i_saw_nothing 2018-05-19

Ugh. I think it was that stupid bit that finally turned me on Opie.

Dumb Opie crowing about buying steaks, then slathering them with BBQ sauce and hammering Roland and E-Rock about being "foodies" when they called him on it. Then repeatedly bringing up "infused" food, which had nothing to do with it, while Jim and Ant sat silently as the bit was going nowhere.

In summary, I hope Opie's shore house collapses on him.

1  deanthecleanmachine 2018-05-19

I hope your pool filter stops working and people dont want to swim so they leave your party earlier than expected

1  i_saw_nothing 2018-05-19

Harsh.

1  McGowan9 2018-05-19

You bastard, how could you...

1  aRTie02150 2018-05-19

I'm Puerto Rican, can I bring my cousins?

1  KingDonaldTrump 2018-05-19

Sure thing. We don't have many plantains, but feel free to bring whatever you want.

1  aRTie02150 2018-05-19

I'm just bringing my 15 cousins and we'll probably just eat your food and leave. We can't be expected to bring anything, we're guests. Make sure all your female relatives are taking birth control. Thanks in advance.

1  MoeGreenVegas 2018-05-19

Can we get your aunt on a spit?

1  chomp-chomp-chump 2018-05-19

*Auntie

1  AntsCamera 2018-05-19

You guys have fun by the pool, I'll be liberating the house of any valuables.

1  RBuddCumia 2018-05-19

Is butthole ready for entry?

1  holodog 2018-05-19

EY NIGGA U AL RIGHT I GONNA BRING MY WHOLE CREW

UR AUNT MAKIN SOME OF THAT CORN BRED NIGGA?

1  holodog 2018-05-19

Your aunt's a handsome woman.

1  Yaseetheo 2018-05-19

Jokes on you, I'm bringing coloreds.

1  i_saw_nothing 2018-05-19

Ugh. I think it was that stupid bit that finally turned me on Opie.

Dumb Opie crowing about buying steaks, then slathering them with BBQ sauce and hammering Roland and E-Rock about being "foodies" when they called him on it. Then repeatedly bringing up "infused" food, which had nothing to do with it, while Jim and Ant sat silently as the bit was going nowhere.

In summary, I hope Opie's shore house collapses on him.