Long awaited interview with Joyomi, former host of Blowing Hot Takes In Your Hair

7  2018-05-19 by TheGhostOfAbeVigoda

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His name was Travis Cohen. RIP.

He groomed dogs without the owners permission and stapled pictures of his mother's face to all of the corpses he had sex with. But for all his quirks, he was a very sweet boy and we are richer for having him bless us with his presence, if only for a short time. I miss him.

I'll pour out some off-brand cola and try to listen to Freak On A Leash in It's entirety for our brave little man.

I appreciate you preserving his memory so reverently for us all. I shed a tear for him every time I watch TCM2. Wherever he is, I hope his room remains conscientiously organised.

He didn’t just let us into his creepy attic serial killer nest, he also let us into his heart. His lifeless eyes were as empty as his hopes and dreams.

You, Sir, were a very important part of the Joyomi era.

His father disliked his son because his son sat at the piano a little differently; most children didn't insist on there being a fist on the piano seat

You, Sir, were a very important part of the Joyomi era.