Opie is so full of shit

58  2018-05-18 by NobodyAnymore

I was listening to the podcast with clips, and they were playing and old one where Opie was talking about being in an air guitar band. He said, "our name was army something" Sam said, "Air Army?" Any Opie said, "actually yeah, I think that was it!" A little later Sam said, "You should have called it Air Force"

The very next clip they played was Opie and Sherrod years later and Opie said, "I was in an air guitar band and we called ourselves Air Force!"

Then he went on to talk about inviting some girl he liked to the show and how she looked at him so disgustedly during the performance... Which you think would have been at least mentioned in the previous lengthy discussion (if it actually happened, that is)

16 comments

1  BreastWood_One 2018-05-18

opie lies a lot

1  Dawgsie 2018-05-18

That’s quite the accusation. Do you have any more evidence other than the 20 years worth of fictional radio stories?

1  Andkcojskaosncicoanw 2018-05-18

Dvv dvv dvv AIIIIR FOOOORCCCE dvv dvv

1  Christopher_Barton 2018-05-18

I upvoted this before reading the context.

1  Phkna1 2018-05-18

However, I do not believe he has diddled any kids. Twat yes, pedophile no.

1  CommodorePawsey 2018-05-18

That doesn’t matter. I need to know if he can enter contracts. Thank you.

1  Bluesmoky 2018-05-18

If it weren't for his wonderful breasts he'd be most unlikable

1  TangerineReam 2018-05-18

Is that where the idea for Sick fawkin puppies came from? Opie non existent band is also Chip's non existent band?

1  OochyWally 2018-05-18

Opie’s your college friend that only gets laid and high during the 24 hours a month no one sees him. The 24 hours he goes to his mom’s house to do laundry.

1  aa33575 2018-05-18

I understand people loying if the lie makes them look good/cool, but when the person literally lies about little insignificant things - it’s mind boggling.

I have a neighbor that constantly shows up uninvited when I’m outside smoking. Everything out of this guys mouth is bullshit. His girlfriend left him recently, but I guess she still had a bag of clothes/shit at his place. So he tells me that he drove to her parents house and dropped it off. 20 minutes later he mentioned that she came by his place and picked up the bag. He can’t even get his pointless lies straight. Fuck I hate this guy. Fuck.

1  late_50s_why 2018-05-18

She also fought a underwater French man for it if it make you feel any better

1  Fightingrooster 2018-05-18

I have a coworker that legit lies about everything to an uncomfortable level. Last week he wouldn’t stop saying Wonder Woman and Batman would be in Avengers. He was getting furious at me for not believing him. I don’t know if it’s a mental disorder or a personality trait, but I hate being around the fuck

1  Rainbowuser13 2018-05-18

Wow.I bum a cigarette off you and tell you my relationship issues and you motherfuck me like that? I don’t mock your mom and the way she laughs at you for calling the basement your “Mancave”.Good day sir......

1  TriangleDimes 2018-05-18

he sprinkles so many interference lies that some don't notice the central lie that his air-instrument band had a "show."

1  dmix 2018-05-18

Opie always tries extra hard to have funny stories whenever he's on with Sherrod. Like he's one of the guys. It's very embarrassing. He's what we called a "try-hard" in high school.

1  BoboOrbani55 2018-05-18

Why would be lie about this? I’m not saying he wasn’t lying- he absolutely obviously was. But why does he do it? I don’t understand his mentality- it’s not interesting or funny.

Opie has made me more honest as a person. I try to basically always tell the truth now because I think about how obvious and pathetic his lies are and don’t want to become that.

1  CheeseSocks 2018-05-18

Dopie is a pathological liar, a dumbass and a retard.

1  Biggercockthanyou 2018-05-18

what the FUCK is an air guitar band