Skin tone, hair and Rockstar shirt underneath Nana's safety blanket second shirt shielding the side fat all present.

Opester's bulge = accurate. He's got a nice piece, so I hear.

Titty boy has a FUPA.

He does "alright"

"I thought I had stepped into the women's locker room" - Norton on seeing opie naked at the gym.

Ant should have a shitty greenscreen background in the pic.

HMMMMMMMM

And "nice piece" was a nice touch.

You gotta nigga's ribs hurtin

excellent work

perfect

This is the kind of quality content I look for when I check this sub.

You forgot that Opie made people apologize on air. Often for no other reason than he could!

Chadwick Bossman level of Chadness!

Nooooo, no face turn for Opie

Agreed. Though, this was funny.

Please stop complimenting Opie. It sickens me.

If there's anyone on this board not yet banned by Ant, should tweet this to him.

Anthony should just go ahead and have a whitelist on Twitter. Can’t twitter do that? Like make it so only your followers can see your tweets?

That would be easier than blocking everyone who interacts with you.

You can make your tweets protected, which essentially privatizes your account and tweets.

Kek

Virgin Cumia has one house in a bedroom community. Chad Opie has a place in Manhattan AND the Hamptons!

Opie is the man.

I know why this is happening & I do see the humor in it, but I’ll never be able to get on board with the pro-Opie sentiment starting to pop up around here.

Have some dignity, people.

Agreed. We can't change history just because Anthony is particularly pathetic right now.

This should be the Chad SCORCH.

That'd be PFG

'He's convinced me, give me my dollar back'

High school dropout, worked menial jobs into his

Nice multiple accounts, stupid

59 com

It still makes sense somewhat, I read it as

" Worked menial jobs into his "(His, meaning the job he became associated with)

more Opie facts:

• releases his podcast whenever he wants, records it wherever he wants

• secretly admired by Howard Stern

• doesn't need Sirius, but Sirius needs him

• turned around Westwood One, profits are up exponentially, still will not accept a paycheck from them

• made a tense and stressed-out courtroom laugh hysterically over a great contextual joke, got high-fived by the prosecutor

• worked legit jobs for the mafia in his youth

• graciously let Anthony take over their Letterman appearance and allowed his radio partner to bomb and embarrass himself (infront of a big TV audience) without holding it over him later

• saved a homeless man's life by defiling a poisoned cake he was about to eat and offer to others

• admits to cleaning piss of toilet bowls with his socks, still beloved by family and peers

• holds hundreds of tapes of him sleeping with all kind of A-list actresses, doesn't even care if a video of his wife and Bam Margera exists

• traded radio bits with radio legend Scorch

• brought visual bits to radio, helped to usher in the digital age

• calls out Chip for being a prop act, to dignified play dress-up

calls out Chip for being a prop act, to dignified play dress-up

This is a valid point. Don't forget he also doesn't like Uncle Paul

is hated by his co-host of 20 years, still dislikes when other people make fun of Anthony.

no, you don't get the bit.

People know to "leave it alone" whenever he's present without him so much as asking.

made a tense and stressed-out courtroom laugh hysterically over a great contextual joke, got high-fived by the prosecutor

I need the context on this one, brothaman

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kBYwDxRkH3o&t=15s

Request: The Virgin Norton vs. The Chad Chippah

Chip sucks too. Jim's Chad can be Peele.

Oscar winner vs The Interrobang Award nominee.

I haven't seen an upgrade as good as the one Chelsea Peretti made.

Opie can rock a beard without looking like an Afghani farmer.

Fa la la la la

I see you drew it but you didn’t bring attention to those luscious Chad breasts

i know these are jokes, but for the most part, its oddly true.

ME: Heh heh vurry good. Where are you gonna to be at this weekend, u/liberterrorism?

gay pedophile

Redundant.

Cumia: Pays for a discount shitty, poorly photoshopped billboard.

Opie: turns down promotion having his podcast broadcast in Times square.

well done sir, Bravo

Why is there an ass on Opie's chest?

This is truly the most schizophrenic reddit sub in existence.

Wow, the day has come where this sub actually hates Cumio more than Tits.

Raises children regardless of paternity status

Enjoys grapefruit IPAs without consequence

Bless your beautiful soul, sir.

You forgot has a nice piecccce

Rattling off Anthony’s laundry list of character defects never gets old.

Opie deserves no respect

Was waiting for this to be made. well done

This made me laugh a fuckton. Thanks bruther

Recycles the empties, maaan. Stomps old cakes to protect you from food poisoning.