Or wear hats.

I wouldn't mind him taking advantage of his physique but it's the showboating that really bothers me. Does he really have to reach his hands up in the hair and jump as high as he can while going under the bar on the lowest rung?

Are you saying he's small?

There was a dude on YouTube who had his vids taken down by Rogan too because it was usually compilations from his podcasts of how gay he really was and how much he hated girls. He didn't fuck until sometime in college and only played video games and did kick boxing. Dude had no friends and no chicks ever and everything about him is a lie. I personally hate him because of how much people correlate him with herb culture and the prick takes a hit and is high..... Ok so your like every girl I dated.... CooooooL.

I remember that channel, can't remember the name though. I think that's why I have a memory of him talking about Gold's.

Look at him during weigh ins and tell me he doesn't want to fuck every guy.

Haha fuck I'm glad you saw him too. I gotta try and find him. And your right. Any guy who talks about wanting to be a man too much is Abit gay

herb culture

faggot

Imagine being such a loser that you hate Rogan 'cause you think he makes stoners look bad.

The point of that statement was to show that he as a person thinks it's hip to say and to have that fan base, when he is 'about' weed or is a smoker is like every other person that partakes at a party etc

Shut up faggot

i hate him cause he's short and gay, that's my takeaway

is there a height limit to wear hats?

for his age not even 50

ouch

The teacups are just as fun.

This isn't photoshopped

I honestly think he's around 5'1

me on the left

limb surgery isn't going to fix that potato lookin head

5'2" you say?

He looks like "Puck" from Alpha Flight:

http://www.writeups.org/wp-content/uploads/Puck-Alpha-Flight-Marvel-Comics-Judd-h0.jpg

He looks like "Puck" from A Midsummer Night's Dream

I just want to know what the fuck he was doing at Cannes.

http://media.breitbart.com/media/2018/05/GettyImages-958734778.jpg

"Jamie, pull up the gravitron. It's the one carnival ride where the centrifugal force of the spinning from the ride keeps you pinned to the wall, no safety belts are needed! It's truly amazing!"

gravitron is the shit though

APRILLL FAHLS

He's short for his age.

He's living large, kinda.

That little mug could stand on his wallet and he'd get on just fine.

Yup, but he can afford to buy the rollercoaster and change the height requirement..

Or he can just ride a Matchbox car around one of those orange plastic loops

He is in great shape but his piss glows in the dark

What is it specifically about Joe Rogan that makes him so easy and fun to shit on? His hobbit height? His meathead attitude and interests (That's O N N I T dot COM)? His new age stoner pseudoscience? His tangential links to "nazis"? Or is it that he's a shit standup?

But it all makes him better than the b-b-b-b-boys

Or he can just ride a Matchbox car around one of those orange plastic loops