It was "taking some classes to brush up on my acting" (before his Lucky Louie role)

Love when CQ compared his acting on Lucky Louie to a "Batman villain".

Good line. If you have a link to the episode let me know.

no

Give me link nigger

https://player.siriusxm.com/

YouTube Colin vs Jim it’s on there

One fact about O&A will never change: NOBODY can perform a 500-yard through-the-scope verbal headshot like Colin.

Colin Harvey Oswald

Agreed, but nothing beats Patrice waking up from a dead sleep with this line

Im always aware of secret white meetings

HAHA wakes up and gives a killer line.

Oh opie. “How are you that funny right after you wake up?” (Correct, but then) “I _hyayt_cheu”.

I'm pretty sure he never woke up from that dead sleep.

work on it, try again tomorrow

Sorry you don't know what a coma is

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"'Hey Col, you up?', like he's gently nudging me."

Ohhhh Mimi Beardsley

Colin is our hero.

Colin will save us all

"'Hey Col, you up?', like he's gently nudging me."

Norton to Vos: just brush your teeth yuck mouth

CQ: just cut off your head

The gold standard-

Norton- "I'm shooting something in Vegas this weekend..."

Colin- "Yourself, I hope."

Noooo... It was more like, I am filming my special in Vegas. Colin: you know what they say, what happens in Vegas stays in Vegas.

I mean... I've seen literal threads where Jim makes those same kill yourself jokes and he gets bashed

Damn. Literal threads? Not just figurative ones?

You trying too hard here

Can't win 'em all.

True dat

Yeah but it's because he's copying Colin. They all do.

"He is out in LA going to the gym cause that's what you're known for your looks" - Colin Quinn

when was quinn on?

this was back when jimmy was doing leno and going out to LA once a week.

Didn’t jimmy call the show every time he was in LA to whine about how HORRENDOUS the accommodations were? No down pillows, etc. I swear I remember like five different calls months apart and that was all the worm had to talk about

I’ll bet Kenny SPECIFICALLY asked for down pillows when he booked it.

Gotta love Colin. He can be a real sassy queen.

The fucking destroyer.

U gotta link?

I love Colin so much.

How do we convince the faggot mods to make this a CQ sub?

Colin Quinn is like Morgan Freeman in that, when I read a quote by him, it’s in his voice. And it makes stuff like this all the more devastating.

when was quinn on?

The radio

when's the radio

what's time is that, stupid?

You feel like a big man now?

Am I ?

Yea

“Shut up you baby dinosaur pin head”

Jim: I'll be out in LA, I'm shooting something in August.

CQ: Yourself I hope.

Lmao I hope Jimmy really does eat a bullet.

Get it? That's his website. You see Jimmy makes that kinda joke all the time.. But if Colin makes it then it's gold?

You're kind of stupid aren't you?

Because im not praising a joke that i've heard a billion times?

lmao shithead please

I'm at work. What else should I be doing?

All I need when I'm at work is my toolbox and a container of coffee. I don't go for all this reddit stuff.

Your lips to God's ears. Maybe if I spent less time in cyberspace I'd actually make something of myself. My boss started out in the mailroom.

Way to misquote it, stupid.

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Nice misquote, stupid.

Ohhhh Mimi Beardsley

Give me link nigger

Noooo... It was more like, I am filming my special in Vegas. Colin: you know what they say, what happens in Vegas stays in Vegas.

I mean... I've seen literal threads where Jim makes those same kill yourself jokes and he gets bashed

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