Ant defender incompetence alert: /u/Munter2 posted a link to missys current cv because he wanted to make sure we knew that ants beard was a really good jobber!

1  2018-05-17 by Dr-Seepage

https://www.visualcv.com/melissa-birrittella

Here it is

11 comments

1  CasinoIndian 2018-05-17

Oh Christ

1  IbDotLoyingAwright 2018-05-17

I'm so fucking tempted to text her something about Colombo.

1  Dr-Seepage 2018-05-17

I assume she is turned on by any movie or tv reference from the 70s

1  IbDotLoyingAwright 2018-05-17

She is. But it's a landline and my status as a queeb prevents me from wanting to actually speak on the phone.

1  Dr-Seepage 2018-05-17

You can send texts to landlines and they are read by a robot

1  IbDotLoyingAwright 2018-05-17

I find that hard to believe but what do I know?

1  late_50s_why 2018-05-17

What about sucking weird creatures penises

1  IbDotLoyingAwright 2018-05-17

Tss, what about it sockcucka?

1  SHITLORD_CUNTDICK 2018-05-17

True Entertainment - (Real Housewives of Atlanta)
Manage and organize master tapes into bins by season and dates, and tape logs for efficient access.
×Hand delivered final shows to network offices in Manhattan.

What a useless pile of shit she is. Wow, you "hand delivered" [sic] something to someone. You're as important as a Chinese food delivery driver.

1  Dr-Seepage 2018-05-17

At least with a Chinese guy, you think he could probably create the product he is giving you. She is a jumped up runner, and this guy posted her cv as though she was Christopher Nolan.

1  psudude66 2018-05-17

She's a dime a dozen PA, what am I supposed to be impressed with?

At least I know she "trains" at Clockwork. Wonder when's the last time she's shown up there?