Couples who have a healthier, more honest, relationship than Ant & Missy (1/1)

64  2018-05-16 by WaterFromTheWell

36 comments

At least they have common goals and interests.

Ant has a girlfriend?

Shes that dull blonde he foists on every podcast he appears on. Pretty sure she is just a grown up beard for his right-thirteening

Does she have a job? Or is she just another junkie?

No one who inhabits the compound has a job that Anthony isn't paying them for.

Thanks for the helpful response Doctor

You're welcome there pally

She's his former stalker and both of the are probly fawkin zooted offa Quaaludes asumptin.

we should all be so lucky to find such happiness

You are so full of shit. She has done production for Real Housewives, the Nickelodeon network, and other jobs that pay way more than you'll ever make in your lifetime.

You tell em dude!!

Hey why did you type her cv you creepily searched for to ballwash ant?

It's on her current resume which is on-line and includes her personal info. All you fags on here would just be bothering her all the time if I posted that. Fortunately for her, the majority of you clowns aren't bright enough to look it up.

You mean this one?

https://www.visualcv.com/melissa-birrittella

Thanks for posting that up for everyone, ant will definitely send you an rsvp for the next compound bingo night

the fact that this dummy thinks 40-50k is a lot of money and a good job already outed him as the dunderhead he is.

Yeah, i mean honestly i have spent almost that on a holiday. This guy is a moron, which is obviously a given for a cp media subscriber, but its startling just how dumb they really are.

Illustrate and paint large company logo on walls.

I couldn't believe that was on an actual resume lol.

How many R’s, T’s, I’s, and L’s does she have in her name?

An excessive amount

Id like to make it clear that no one was looking up her info, and that you doxxed her

If she were making the money he claims, she wouldn't be stealing Anthony's credit cards.

Nice one, stupid.

She has done production for Real Housewives

and other jobs that pay way more than you'll ever make in your lifetime.

https://www.glassdoor.com/Salaries/atlanta-production-assistant-salary-SRCH_IL.0,7_IM52_KO8,28.htm

37,829/yr .

Ha Ha Ha ho lee shit.

Aint no whore.

I'm having a brain fart...where is this from again?

Breaking Bad

I suck

I hope it ends the same

It's about time for another Breaking Bad rewatch.

I just finished my 5th. Watching Better Call Saul before makes it even better. The most meticulously intertwined spin-off ever.

Oh damn these two. Redheaded meth addicts ain’t people to fuck with.

Be cool, honey bunny

Sugarbaby. When her contract runs out she will be moving on.

Fuckin' Ken Tanaka, he makes great fawkin seatbelts lemme tell you (pendejo).

skanky skank skank SKANK SKANK

She showed him.

ain't no skank

He’s still with Mussy? Wow

I suck

You're welcome there pally

It's on her current resume which is on-line and includes her personal info. All you fags on here would just be bothering her all the time if I posted that. Fortunately for her, the majority of you clowns aren't bright enough to look it up.