Yes I am listening on my way to work.

Please be killed by a semi.

preferably a semi-hard cock repeatedly jabbed in his asshole until his internal organs start bleeding

I prefer Motor neurone disease. Gradual and humiliating.

did you laugh so hard that you had to pull over?

Please. We know mug takes public transportation.

It’s hard to afford a car on a Panera’s salary

Our fantastic Tasty Perks® Benefits Package more than makes up for it though!! :-)

It's hard to afford Panera on a Panera salary

Amirite, fellas?!

$10 for a sandwich? That's baloney!

No I think it's a turkey pesto, they don't have baloney.

Or the apple turkey cheddar, a classic

I just want a BEC on a kaiser with a container of black coffee on the way to the job site ya mug.

Ahh what do I know? Another day another dollar

Coffee all over your windshield from spitting it out?

He actually needed a diaper.

He was howling

That farting shit would annoy the fuck out of me, no one wants to huff your shit particles Chip.

A big fat fuck started at my work last year, farts no joke 30+ times in an 8 hour day every day. It was really funny at first, you know fat guy farts. The kind so wet and sloppy you can all but guarantee they run through a pack of underwear every month at least. He's since been shamed to the point that he has to go to the bathroom to fart, and as a result is down to about 380 pounds from 400.

it just goes to show shame works with these people

An harpoon too.

*arpoon

Nope.

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shame is such a ridiculously important thing in a societal context and it sucks everyone is on a fucking crusade against it these days.

look at Japan, how many fat Japanese people do you see? practically none because they shame the fuck out of being overweight and the ones that are fat actually do shit about it because the know they hate they'll receive from friends, family, and randoms out in public.

as a result is down to about 380 pounds from 400

It's you, isn't it?

knocked it out of the park Chippah, good job.

So you counted his farts? And you imagine how wet and sloppy the are and picture him changing underwear frequently? Seems like you might have a little fart fetish there fella.

He would be deaf from me shouting at him.

I hope Bobby points out how hideous looking and unfunny Sam is. If so, I might have to listen

If he does, well have to add him to The Pantheon next to Colin Quinn and Denis Quaid.

He’s already in their imo

In their what?

damnit

He should already be on that list because he is awesome.

Oh I agree he's always been awesome, but I was referring to the Pantheon of people who have stood up to people we hate.

Something about these Koreans.

I'll vouch for Bobby Lee any time.

Bobby had a difficult time with Sams forehead.

We all do.

In the galaxy of annoying things that Jim does, the farting is probably the absolute worst. It’s not just childish, it’s not just offensive, it’s indescribably obnoxious.

There are probably some people lurking on this sub who still like J&S or Jim in particular. I don’t think they could even defend the farting.

I don’t usually SJWpost but you could argue it’s a form of assault, couldn’t you?

He's trying to alpha in a non alpha way. He can't be intimidating so he farts. He's trying to show dominance.

This is some truly autistic shit

He wants to govern with his asshole

Heard you were talking shit, baby boy?

The barely visible muscles after 10+ years of working out are your cue to be afraid.

Oh my god. Why does he squeeze his arms like that??

He was alpha'ing Patton Oswalt, as it was the rare time there was an even shorter mutant than him in studio.

Patton might be shorter but I think he would murder Jim on account of his stockiness and killer instinct.

HOMICIDE IMPLICATION JOKES, GET IT!?

I think his asshole is just so loose that the farts slip out uncontrollably

I'd be surrpised if they even make noise at this point.

Only a nervous, egg whites eating boy can manage to fart that often and consistently

I don’t usually SJWpost but you could argue it’s a form of assault, couldn’t you?

Didn't Jim get in trouble years ago at SiriusXM for cupping a fart and throwing it in someone's face?

In the gallery of retarded shit Opie used to say, “Fart equals funny,” is truly among the worst.

1. childish
2. offensive
3. obnoxious

Hit the nail on the head. It's also passive aggressive as fuck. Tehehe i'm gonna make you smell my shit and offend you enough to make you gag. Tehehe isn't this funny everybody? Why you getting mad for baby boy - it's just a fart?

People who purposely fart around others have absolutely no etiquette or manners. It's physically and psychologically repulsive and a good indicator that the person has very little social skills or self-awareness.

The gall Jim has for complaining about Opie picking his nose while he rips egg-white farts all day is mind blowing.

So Jimmy is actually FARTMAN .

And as the Chip character he makes fun of Opie for "burping on air is radio gold" whilst he done it himself several times. As with the farting or showing off his boners.

And hes almost 60. What a dope.

Can someone please let me know when Bobby hasn't gotten shitty on an O&A or O&J or Jim and the Mongloid interview. Bobby be Loco-Crazy, or as his ancestors say it Chicko-insane-o.

Yuuuuuuuuuuuuuup

That chinaman also started acting weird halfway through Norm Macdonald podcast.

He's a very unstable chinc

Thank God. I fuckin love Bobby that insane sliteye

Imagine being scolded by someone like Bobby Lee.

How embarrassing.

a true wake-up call. will the channel programmers take notice?

Schweselangelerdingdong didn't take notice. She just seemed to be offended someone was calling her out on her nonsense.

They don't listen either.

I learned 'Jungle Asians' from Bobby Lee and use it often. For that, I thank him.

Samesies :)

He is very smart in his breakdown/stereotypes when it comes to race.

Does anyone have a clip of this? Not that i don't love reading it second hand.

reaally need this link

Here you go. Starts right at the top of the show (2:57) if the video isn't timestamped.

Jim probably spends most of his evenings pluging his asshole with giant dildos.

In the morning he's half farting half-queefing.

Timestamp?

Bobby Lee is like if this sub was a weird Asian guy.

Bobby Lee is fukin funny

Bobby Lee continues to cement his place as the least awful Asian currently in existence.

He is way funnier but Esther Ku caused an Opie vs Jim meltdown and I want to throat fuck her.

Whywoona etbefine?

Remember when she had an orgasm on the Opie and Jim show?? Hot stuff.

Bobby said he was twilight vampire pale with Art Garfunkel hair

i am giddy listening to him stomp on Samshells https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dka-ZeKMAfc

is the whole show worth listening to or any choice bits? not gonna sit thru 2 hours of this

Jeesus. I haven't listened to any Sam and jim since they started...that. was. Horrible. Sam's butthurtness was amazing, and the fact that he tried to talk shit to a man, who admitted on live radio that he sucked his cousins dick, by calling him fat....god that was horrible but God damn was it hilarious to listen too.

sam is just as fucking bad as opie if not worse. i really couldn't give a shit about Ant like many of the psychos here, but my hate of him keeps me coming back to enjoy whenever he eats shit

Your time stamping ability is on par with your English.

A nice firm roundhouse kick to the side of the head would go a long way toward helping Jimmy break his farting habit. Let's hope that happens to him eventually.

Drive carefully! We only have one of you

I dunno man. It's a tough one. Farts are funny but not as funny as Jim taken down a peg or two. The farting sure is immature, but I could give a hoot if Jim is mature. I just want him to be... better. Funny.

i love bobby. hopefully it is very uncomfortable and apparent that he thinks they are awful. i can’t wait to listen.

Bobby Lee is one of the funniest people alive. Maybe not one of the better stand ups out there but overall as a general personality he's fucking hilarious

Wheres the audio?

Korean thing

No, he didn't. At all. It was all jokes.

It's fun watching this sub self-destruct and reach.

oh yeah, "baby boy"

Has anyone figured out whose name they bleeped out when talking about Bobby’s feud?

He is either still on drugs or has permanent brain damage from them. He goes from happy fun to dead seriously defensive and hostile for no fucking reason.

Fuck this Twinkie head.

A big fat fuck started at my work last year, farts no joke 30+ times in an 8 hour day every day. It was really funny at first, you know fat guy farts. The kind so wet and sloppy you can all but guarantee they run through a pack of underwear every month at least. He's since been shamed to the point that he has to go to the bathroom to fart, and as a result is down to about 380 pounds from 400.

No I think it's a turkey pesto, they don't have baloney.

Jeesus. I haven't listened to any Sam and jim since they started...that. was. Horrible. Sam's butthurtness was amazing, and the fact that he tried to talk shit to a man, who admitted on live radio that he sucked his cousins dick, by calling him fat....god that was horrible but God damn was it hilarious to listen too.

Your time stamping ability is on par with your English.