It has to be oversized, that scared lil' fella in that picture probably has on 2 shoulder holsters and 2 in his waist band to help him feel more like a real man.
I was looking for a nice white shirt and finding nothing that clicked, but then I saw this sassy little number with a single horizontal line across the nips and fell in love. It's PERFECT!
Gosh, Nana, you make it seem like "management" got mad at you for missing shows for no reason. Couldn't be constantly coming in drunk and hungover, falling asleep in studio (while drunk), skipping out on work dozens of times because you were out partying the night before (sometimes without even calling in) all the while still making millions a year.
Na, it's because management were just big ole jerks for asking you to do your job.
He sent the Mustang to Shelby to make it a SuperSnake with 800hp. He then would drive it in the winter on Long Island with summer tires. There's a good chance he lost control of a car he had no business driving in weather it had no business being in.
Colin called him "the king of white trash" when Anthony was talking about buying his ex's mother new teeth. Anthony could barely contain his glee. I doubt any white trash person has ever relished being described as "trash", white or otherwise. For Antwan, it was a definite compliment.
What the fuck... He appears to barely be taller than the car. That's a regular sized wine glass, the dimensional scales work out. He has an ebola head.
"Mr. Esiason, I'm sorry I broke my arm trying to punch your masculine Aryan body, please take this American muscle car as a peace offering and tribute to your true American muscles."
Gosh, Nana, you make it seem like "management" got mad at you for missing shows for no reason. Couldn't be constantly coming in drunk and hungover, falling asleep in studio (while drunk), skipping out on work dozens of times because you were out partying the night before (sometimes without even calling in) all the while still making millions a year.
Na, it's because management were just big ole jerks for asking you to do your job.
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1 Kurt_Love 2018-05-16
He took this to post on dating sites also. Pathetic.
1 1428ElmStreet 2018-05-16
Must Love Wops
1 OutlawMemer 2018-05-16
TunisianSingles.com
1 hoohootellemkeith 2018-05-16
Tinknocker
1 opiesucks 2018-05-16
Almost drove off the road from laughing so hard.
1 OutlawMemer 2018-05-16
Sure it wasn't just cold tires?
1 netryeder 2018-05-16
I thought he even went a step further and used the pic of him with the car at the track holding a helmet in his hands.
1 chomp-chomp-chump 2018-05-16
Oh, he did.
1 JosefKWasArrested 2018-05-16
Wine, dinner, movies, spontaneous fun
1 chomp-chomp-chump 2018-05-16
Lost guns, passive aggressive remarks, undealt-with childhood trauma, domestic violence.
1 JosefKWasArrested 2018-05-16
karaoke, Seinfeld
1 chomp-chomp-chump 2018-05-16
Sycophants.
1 dreadnaught2010 2018-05-16
Rib biting
1 Ant_Sucks 2018-05-16
Nice six-stroker.
1 aprosbro 2018-05-16
The cumias love shitty fucking cars.
1 doch15 2018-05-16
C'mon hate the man not the mustang
1 aprosbro 2018-05-16
Mustangs are awful, sack up and buy a Z06
1 nointernetforyou 2018-05-16
Don't forget! Buy your embroidered color matched Vette polo so you can look like all the other guys 2 years from a retirement home.
Corvettes are fucking gay.
1 SamsHairLine 2018-05-16
Nice oversized leather jacket, stupid!
1 netryeder 2018-05-16
It has to be oversized, that scared lil' fella in that picture probably has on 2 shoulder holsters and 2 in his waist band to help him feel more like a real man.
1 SamsHairLine 2018-05-16
What a fag
1 dreadnaught2010 2018-05-16
Richie Aprile gave it to him.
1 McGowan9 2018-05-16
What a pencil necked, try hard faggot.
1 pitstained 2018-05-16
I was looking for a nice white shirt and finding nothing that clicked, but then I saw this sassy little number with a single horizontal line across the nips and fell in love. It's PERFECT!
1 Mu_Scevich 2018-05-16
Pre-HGH Cumia.
1 Three_Finger_Brown 2018-05-16
Seriously, he was so tiny back then, and he was in his early 40 here
1 LamarThePotato 2018-05-16
He was just a normal not fat everyday guy, now he's a HGHed mutant with a wet brain and a rotted liver.
1 deep_legal_shit 2018-05-16
lmfao. really almost everyone gradually becomes a fat fuck when they age. with that initial body type, he just started to look normal as he aged.
1 RapistWithHIV 2018-05-16
https://i.imgur.com/oSmiCrL.gif
1 SibHashian13 2018-05-16
It's a tough one man. But seriously, Anthony looks unrecognizable now.
1 FatMosque 2018-05-16
This doesn’t seem like he’s trying to conceal his ghoulish looks and creepy personality with possessions at all
1 crookedmile 2018-05-16
Nice white trash vehicle faggot. Dressed like an asshole who drives it.
1 maloonigans 2018-05-16
remember when he wrecked it driving like an asshole?
"cold tires" suuuuure
1 Lafours241 2018-05-16
Drunk
1 maloonigans 2018-05-16
from the night before, hardly counts!
1 iWhoreSchortSchorts 2018-05-16
*Drunk driving like an asshole.
1 netryeder 2018-05-16
He had to go to the Bank in a snow storm. Barely legal teens and tranny porn stars don't hang around him because of his good looks.
1 maloonigans 2018-05-16
re-listening to this - who the fuck goes to a bank
1 DataEast1 2018-05-16
He wrecked it? Is their audio of this somewhere?
1 maloonigans 2018-05-16
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lAGVkqt_6kk
1 DataEast1 2018-05-16
Thanks fam
1 bornrevolution 2018-05-16
there's a more succinct version of his car crash here
1 CuckECheese 2018-05-16
That sound clip doubles as a response to the joke you just made.
1 TARE_ME 2018-05-16
I remember that shit. Same old Cumia...
Gosh, Nana, you make it seem like "management" got mad at you for missing shows for no reason. Couldn't be constantly coming in drunk and hungover, falling asleep in studio (while drunk), skipping out on work dozens of times because you were out partying the night before (sometimes without even calling in) all the while still making millions a year.
Na, it's because management were just big ole jerks for asking you to do your job.
1 Michelanvalo 2018-05-16
He sent the Mustang to Shelby to make it a SuperSnake with 800hp. He then would drive it in the winter on Long Island with summer tires. There's a good chance he lost control of a car he had no business driving in weather it had no business being in.
1 maloonigans 2018-05-16
...like an asshole
1 UhLookHereMan 2018-05-16
He never should've been given money
1 ReDMeridiaN 2018-05-16
And it truly was given
1 shickadantz 2018-05-16
Scrawny overcompensating scared little closeted geek.
1 yevyoyevyo 2018-05-16
To be fair Ant never his from the fact that he's long island white trash
1 Ed_Wuncler_Da_3rd 2018-05-16
He was just so happy to be called 'white'.
1 wqt00 2018-05-16
The only peoole that ever called him "white" were himself and other Cumias.
1 McGowan9 2018-05-16
Colin called him "the king of white trash" when Anthony was talking about buying his ex's mother new teeth. Anthony could barely contain his glee. I doubt any white trash person has ever relished being described as "trash", white or otherwise. For Antwan, it was a definite compliment.
1 db111 2018-05-16
Nothing guido-ier than showing people pictures of your sportscar.
1 Lafours241 2018-05-16
Obama President Naa-aah!!
1 myRrribz 2018-05-16
"what do I do with my hands?"
1 HappensHappen 2018-05-16
I’ve never heard Anthony express interest in muscle cars, meaning you know he got that thing just to pick up 14 year old girls.
1 netryeder 2018-05-16
The Mustang was to impress his dead father. The Jaguar was to impress young girls.
1 DaveNone 2018-05-16
He's showing women the car he'll abduct them in and the glass of wine that he'll put the Rohypnol in to loosen them up for their 'date'.
1 1475315963 2018-05-16
He looks like a meth dealer that won the lottery
1 TardisRepoMan 2018-05-16
meth user.
1 booger-picker 2018-05-16
Muhammad in the middle.
1 Uboat1940 2018-05-16
It's hard to believe this man was once funny.
1 Dick_donger 2018-05-16
nice wine glass, stupid
1 SamsHairLine 2018-05-16
I enjoy wine, Ill fitting clothing, and a Ford Mustang.
I’m surprised he doesn’t own an IROC Z
1 PM_ME_MASTECTOMY 2018-05-16
Mustangs and Corvettes are the cars white trash buy when they somehow earn enough money to own either of them.
1 malvin77 2018-05-16
This was the cover of Sep 2012 Gindaloon Life right?
1 aRTie02150 2018-05-16
He wear that attire in one of their old promo shots.
1 Biggercockthanyou 2018-05-16
My cunt dried up looking at that posture and I don't even have one.
1 mcb84 2018-05-16
Its amazing that he looks like a completely different human being. All that remains of funny Anthony are the acne scars
1 Christopher_Barton 2018-05-16
He looks like an Old Navy outlet store puked all over him.
1 hoohootellemkeith 2018-05-16
Nervous twitchy thumb from taking showers with dad. Sad.
1 Billyassman 2018-05-16
Drink & Drive a faster way to make America great again.
1 Billyassman 2018-05-16
Shouldn't he be wearing Mickey Donavan's Members Only jacket.
1 tranthonycumiashow 2018-05-16
So he's trying to ruin leather jackets, jeans, baseball caps, wine, mustangs, and facial hair?
1 throwawaymanthrows 2018-05-16
Compare this photo to what he looks like now and try to tell me he's not on HGH.
1 MershComic 2018-05-16
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fb6n_nT8eLY
1 Daveposter 2018-05-16
Hahaha we should keep on posting pictures of a guy we hate so we can talk about how much we don't care about him!
1 MonsterSteve 2018-05-16
Like whenever you think of someone who drives a Mustang or Cobra, this is exactly the man you picture.
1 sirlucd 2018-05-16
What the fuck... He appears to barely be taller than the car. That's a regular sized wine glass, the dimensional scales work out. He has an ebola head.
1 UhLookHereMan 2018-05-16
Zika, dummy
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1 satanssockpuppet 2018-05-16
LOL then he ruined it while running simple suburban errands because it was just too much car for him to handle. Fag.
1 danTHEdick 2018-05-16
Baggy jeans with lesbian hiking shoes is always a bad idea.
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1 insertclevereference 2018-05-16
"Mr. Esiason, I'm sorry I broke my arm trying to punch your masculine Aryan body, please take this American muscle car as a peace offering and tribute to your true American muscles."
1 PeckerTits 2018-05-16
What a dork
1 thatRookie 2018-05-16
HGH: Not even once.
1 wqt00 2018-05-16
The only peoole that ever called him "white" were himself and other Cumias.
1 DataEast1 2018-05-16
Thanks fam
1 TARE_ME 2018-05-16
I remember that shit. Same old Cumia...
Gosh, Nana, you make it seem like "management" got mad at you for missing shows for no reason. Couldn't be constantly coming in drunk and hungover, falling asleep in studio (while drunk), skipping out on work dozens of times because you were out partying the night before (sometimes without even calling in) all the while still making millions a year.
Na, it's because management were just big ole jerks for asking you to do your job.