and his cartoon funding scandal. Yes. It all makes sense now.

This is actually the only thing that makes sense given the timeline of when he was dating that...person...and when he went behind the board.

He went behind the board right before Sam had his kid last February.

The Alena business started when they were in Montreal 5 months later in July.

Great theory otherwise.

lets not let facts get in the way of a good Norton bashing

facts and truth don't always align at first glance. we are still missing critical info.

The most critical piece of info: jim is gay

That's what I'm saying. The timeline isn't there. Jim got on the board before the Alena decockle

I've felt this way since the time they lost a caller and Sam pointed out that Blinky "accidentally" had his hand on the button that hangs up.

That was like 4 days ago

You guys are really still listening to this crap

Faith in humanity: not restored

Nice non-sequitur, Stupid.

Do you want to live on this planet anymore?

It was meant to be a typical faggot reddit comment

A litttle ironic ont ya think

ironic faggottry, is still faggotry

That's da bit as someone would say

there it is

V.U.R.R.Y G.O.O.D.

I was expecting to look up and see that Sierra Linn cunt’s name

It happened months ago as well

Probably both, you alkie.

Great theory. Even better when I suggested it yesterday in another thread.

Yeah, I like my theories with a little pizzazz. /u/RapistWithHIV can be accused of many things, but being void of pizzazz is not one of them.

Forced sodomy is, however, one of those things

Trust me, if he was trying to motherfuck us like that, he’d tell us himself

I mean one of us should've called

He's still high off that time he called Jesse Ventura a bully and wants everyone to believe he's a confrontational alpha.

Wasn't he behind the console prior to him talking about being in a relationship? Hes been there long before the internet sleuthing began at least

Let's leave little Jimmy alone, he's our little boy

He'd never hide behind a board and anonymously block certain calls like a scccumbaag

There are about 10 things he doesn't want discussed lol.

That's out there!

Open book, as long as it's a book about sucking another boy's cock in a pool and drinking his piss. I had never heard that story before and now I've heard it like 10 times in the past couple of months. He was 100% molested repeatedly and in denial.

You sir, are a fucking genius.

I believe this more than I believe in Rich Vos appearing at the Empire in Portland this Friday... 2 shows!

the worm has evolved. He’s replaced pizza with egg whites, Patrice O Neal with Kelsey Cook, and girlfriends with boyfriends.

The worm evolved into the snake, just like it says in the bible.

You will betray be before the cock grows three times

Someone should call and ask if thats why he took Sam's seat.

Does sucking the cock of a guy in a wig count as a Tourette outburst?

Worm gon worm.

I appreciate a good theory, but the timing doesn't line up.

He's too embarrassed to tell his own staff of all the things he doesn't want to be brought up on the show.

No only the list is huge and growing fast but he started to realize he's just as sensitive as Opie, a real dent in his persona.

This theory has legs. Strong, masculine legs.

there it is

The worm evolved into the snake, just like it says in the bible.

That's out there!

Open book, as long as it's a book about sucking another boy's cock in a pool and drinking his piss. I had never heard that story before and now I've heard it like 10 times in the past couple of months. He was 100% molested repeatedly and in denial.