"I can't make it into today Keith, I'm sick as a dog

53  2018-05-15 by FairWarning7102

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Dead Chris Farley still looks more healthy and alive in that picture than a living and supposedly healthy Artie Lange has in 10 years.

He died blowing a bubble with his gum.

I remember seeing this on Rotten.com in middle school. Made me a little sad.

I Remember i read how he begged the hooker for help as she left Makes this look even more sad

And yet she did come back to take these pictures and sell them to a sleazy website.

And stole his watch, I believe.

Fuck that Saigon whore!!

At least she didn't bite his nose off

You ever go to SFOGS back then?

Not familoar with that.

He looks less like a corpse than Artie.

this is even funnier if you look at the photo first, then read the title

Whats on his face?

He was probably foaming at the mouth while he was overdosing/dying.

damn, committed to physical comedy till the end

After he begged the hooker for help, he searched in vain for a coffee table to fall through.

Live by the bit, die by the bit sniff

Pulmonary edema, aka fluids

FLUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUIDSSS

He basically drowned from fluids in his lungs. This is all the excess fluids

Especially sad to see the rosary beads in his hand.

Yeah. That always got me too.

That was placed in his hand by his brother before the paramedics showed up

No way, man. Those are clenched

I didn't pull that fact out of my ass, it's in the biography The Chris Farley Show. His own brother admitted to it because he was the first on the scene

The people have spoken, you're wrong

Is this true?

That happened with Robert Kennedy when the kitchen worker put the rosary in his hand. But, would his brother really be on the scene before the CSI?

Either way, still sad.

The cops were at my door earlier tonight after a little domestic spat and I was dying trying to hold my laughter back while looking at this

Did you find your gun?

Fuck!!!

Damn. I miss Farley so much.

"I live, in a coffin, down by the river"