Dated a girl that told me this. She got irritated that I'd go to the Met so much in NYC. Dumped her shortly after. Kept her around because she gave good head at a moment's notice.
I hate how Jimmy thinks it's interesting to go against the grain on shit like this. He thinks that Gene Simmons painting his face is cool but he looks at a Picasso and says it's shit.
I can actually believe that most modern art is a scam to launder cartel money. It's far easier to believe that than to believe some dumb son of a bitch paid 500,000 for gold plated poop.
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1 MCLyleStyle 2018-05-15
I've found that people that shit on Picasso are usually pretty dumb. He painted this when he was 13
1 TinKnockinMoroccan 2018-05-15
They're the kind of uncultured assholes who unironically ask why people paint when we have camera's.
1 246h8 2018-05-15
Dated a girl that told me this. She got irritated that I'd go to the Met so much in NYC. Dumped her shortly after. Kept her around because she gave good head at a moment's notice.
1 opieisterrible 2018-05-15
Great story
1 McGowan9 2018-05-15
I enjoyed it.
1 Snake_____86 2018-05-15
It's always about sucking dick with this bottom.
1 HappensHappen 2018-05-15
What's Family Ties?
1 RichardInaTreeFort 2018-05-15
Jim’s most current reference.
1 kgt5003 2018-05-15
I hate how Jimmy thinks it's interesting to go against the grain on shit like this. He thinks that Gene Simmons painting his face is cool but he looks at a Picasso and says it's shit.
1 fawwkyeah 2018-05-15
Picasso and The Who are fucking trash but edgy craaazzyyy traaain guy that bites off bat heads is a genius
1 TinKnockinMoroccan 2018-05-15
"Who was talking about space travel before Iron Man?" - Actual Jom Nerton quote.
1 RBuddCumia 2018-05-15
“Just like witches at black masses” Colin Quinn (with a considering tone)
1 FatMosque 2018-05-15
..."twelve year old"
1 enzo_trash 2018-05-15
i read an article most modern art is a scam to launder illegal money
most galleries are scams on the level of super mall modeling agencies
picasso was pretty cool tho, he used to paint porn to keep the lights on
1 MrPoopyButtwholes 2018-05-15
I can actually believe that most modern art is a scam to launder cartel money. It's far easier to believe that than to believe some dumb son of a bitch paid 500,000 for gold plated poop.
https://therichtimes.com/modern-art-where-gold-poo-sells-for-500000/
1 enzo_trash 2018-05-15
yeah the reasoning behind it became pretty glaring when you saw the crazy rise of shit art around the same time cocaine was going on
most “successful” comics i know were either drug dealers or had good connects. thats “networking”
1 edfromla 2018-05-15
What’s Fanily Ties
1 246h8 2018-05-15
LOLZ TOE ATTACHMENT
LOLZ PUDDLE OF AIDS
LOLZ EAT A BULLET
What a fucking hack he's always been...
1 LiberalPussy 2018-05-15
All three of them really were awful.
1 RacistPigeon 2018-05-15
Picasso is shit, but he’s a much better smelling shit then Jim Morton
1 Whimling 2018-05-15
Chip?