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66  2018-05-15 by OpieEatsBoogers

10 comments

God bless her she is, he is.

Whichever one of you is him. Doing the lords work.

I wish I could take credit I only know one caped crusader I think you know him as well.

I think you know him as Batman. I don't know who "well" is.

Fawk yeah

Can't say I follow where you are going but ok.

They are roasting the shit out of Anthony more than usual right now.

say face again

When stuff like this happens people look to me for what's gonna happen.

He did live on minimum wage and it resulted in:

  1. Stealing tools out of trucks
  2. Stealing his neighbor's food
  3. Partially completing jobs
  4. Getting drunk at strip clubs during his lunch "break" and often times not returning back to the job site that day
  5. Stealing from houses he worked on and smelling the daughter's underwear (yes he admitted to this)
  6. Driving drunk
  7. Marrying a 2/10 after his brother was done with her

Though he's too far removed from that and lazy to probably be able to even survive as a thieving criminal piece of shit anymore.

you forgot shitting in spackle buckets

God speed,beware of the Moors.