What would Norton say instead?

54  2018-05-14 by Yaseetheo

27 comments

When did Asians start getting uppity?

It's always the jungle asian's who came over in the 80s and the worst oppression they ever experience was somebody doing an ironic ching chong voice.

The chinese died in droves building the railroads and the Japanese were thrown in internment camps even though they were American citizens. You hardly ever hear them complain.

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Asian women have become the uppity white girls of uppity white girls.

I think that yellow fever shit from white guys went to their tiny pan-like heads.

You don't think 'AsianGoddess' has a high opinion of herself?

Nice flat ass, stupid

the moment they smelled fear and weakness. they're always waiting and watching.

Gervais is pretty left but even he is seeing how ott some of it is.

Shes appropriating English

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"yeah I dunno man, that's a tough one. what fuckin scccuuummmmbaaagggsss! baby boy can't take a joke? It's always ME ME ME ME ME with these people" - jam norden

Fuck he nailed that cunt

If there was no racism, what would minorities have to talk about?

Nike's.

Holy shit. This may be the first good thing Gervais has done since season 2 of The Office.

I though invention of lying was a decent movie. That shit where he invents relegion was great.

Fuck yeah. Relegion.

Oh the movie where he explores his "Ayethiesm"?!

Pass.

Jesus i know the whole point of this sub is cynicism but you guys really are miserable pricks. Thats why i love it here.

We used to stack pieces of shit like her five feet high, use her as sandbags.

It’s a tough one man, I like Ricky a lot but sometimes you never know who you’re talking to. Social media can be a real mother fucker. It brings out a lot of scumbags.”

If he would have given her the ol' David Cross treatment in front of everyone on Twitter, he would have become my hero for life.

Nice sideways vagina, stupid.

Ill have the number 7 with pork fried rice and an egg roll, prease.

Says the white man, should be the ending of each stanza of a terrible slam poem.

He’s an asshole, but he’s right on this one.

Ok, bitch. Then how about we try this: everyone stops using things that white men invented and we’ll see where we are after that. Oh, but that’s right, it’s because of white men that other people didn’t invent anything or create anything or build anything, they were to oppressed. OK, how about now? How about you just go and do things? Ahead. No one is stopping you anymore. Go ahead. Go build something. Go invent something, go make something, go create something. We’re waiting…

No starch on the shirts slanteyes.Ancient Chinese secret mystery ass.

'sigh', that's a motherfucker, man

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