Paid a visit to @artiequitter. He didn't answer the door so we're taking him off of the show. @LandauDave was hanging around the studio with nothing better to do so we gave him the spot temporarily. We can't believe Artie blindsided us like this. He's a drug fiend with an enlarged heart.
Landau is a smug unfunny turd ! Subs droppin like rain. "A ha ha ha oh shit" ! BTW, Cumia needs to stop saying that ! Actually with Landau there he wont be laughing so......
"Lifelong heroin addict Artie Lange has bailed on turning up at Anthony's basement when he's not nodding off and has embarassed both me and Anthony for the last time. He's swindled us out of a lot of Anthony's dwindling money, leaving us with less subscribers and forcing us to raise the subscription fee once more. Anyone with sense would have seen this coming."
ESSEX COUNTY PROSECUTOR has received word from black groups that they jail blacks daily for 81 BAGS OF SCAG and with Arties record, if they go easy on this white devil Friday there will be shit to pay. ESSEX COUNTY should not play with this guy w/two domestics, two assault on LEO's, numerous traffic and possession arrests, blowing off court, etc. His sentence, to be fair to open examples should be 18 months incarceration. This is why Artie keeps running to the hospital and all the other BS stories his pals at RADAR have printed because, flat out, ARTIE LANGE IS A PUSSY who tells ni66er jokes at will, STILL USES and is SCARED TO DEATH ! He might HOT-SHOT himself to get out of it. He already has tried TWICE !
Hire a noted heroin addict with a few built-in fans. Raise prices. Fire the heroin addict after his heroin addiction affects his performance and attendance. Replace him with a nobody. Do not lower prices back to their original level.
Give it 2 weeks tops until Anthony starts passively aggressively bashing him. It's not that he would show up late, or not at all that Anthony will only be able to hold in for so long. It's that he made it absolutely clear that he didn't respect Anthony whatsoever or consider him to be on his level. Once Anthony realizes that as the days go by it's only a matter of time until he starts taking shots at Artie whether its on the show or during a 4am bud-lite fueled twitter session.
He'd show up an hour late for a show and then tell stories the same day about how he had to try to scramble to the Stern show on time years earlier from a crack den for fear of getting fired while Anthony sat there like a little faggot.
Almost every obligation in Artie's life he was able to show up to for the most part (minus a few stand up gigs) no matter how fucked up he was, except the AA show. There's no way Anthony will be able to not let that eat at him and lash out.
He bashed Opie. He has bashed Danny. He has trashed almost every girlfriend he has ever had either on-air or physically. It's definitely in his MO to start attacking Artie after he has made sure he doesn't need to ever see him face to face again. I expect to see the first drunken passive-aggressive tweet about Artie within a week.
He also bashed Ron on Twitter recently too. Saying he's "a little sensitive". This coming from a man who almost started crying when Ron and that Flaherty faggot had their lil spat in front of him.
Pretty much everything in Artie s career has been:"we don't care how fucked up you are, just show and say some shit "up so it's pretty much in his dna at this point to drag himself where he needs to be wether it's radio,stand up or hosting gig.
I think Artie is at end-stage addiction. He could get rehired by Howard and do the same fucking thing he did to Anthony. It's just a matter of time until he's dead.
The celebration tour OnA went on for the anniversary of 20 broadcasting years together I believe AA should also launch in commemoration of their eight months of magic. If you want to get technical on the amount of months Artie was actually present for, use the hashtag AA4.
If your criteria is starting on time and actually staying for the entire 2 hour show I’d honestly bet the number is zero. Even on days he showed up on time he’d usually disappear for a nice 10+ minute “bathroom break” at the midway point and then he almost always left 5+ minutes early, Ant would start wrapping up and doing plugs and reads and all the sudden Artie’s chair would just be empty.
Eight months of magic. Artie was technically present for roughly four. Two of the months he was actually engaged on a mental level. When Artie gets out of jail, perhaps he and Anthony can go on a celebration tour similar to the one OnA did to commemorate their 20-year anniversary. It would be valuable insight to go "behind the music" of AA to know exactly when their chemistry hit its stride. So many big laughs and memorable moments to wax nostalgic over.
Didn't even make a year. Remember everybody hanging out in one of those live rooms waiting for Anthony to make the announcement just for Artie to not show up on time? For the announcement.
If Artie is going to die anytime soon I hope it's the second the contract is over just so Ant and Keith get nothing from insurance.
Subscribe to COMPOUND FRACTURE ....I mean Media....Compound Media with MAJOR TALENT dave landau .....I mean he WILL BE a major talent but at least he DOESN'T HAVE A HEROIN PROBLEM ... so the other day......wha....what...he DOES HAVE A HEROIN PROBLEM....Where's my GOD DAMN GUN ? Artie !!
Ant needs to delete his Twitter account, "calm down with the nigger shit" as Keith so eloquently put it, and beg sxm for a third mic spot on J&S. There's no way this whole thing doesn't completely tank by the end of the year. That or politely ask Opie for a couple $750 guest spots on his podcast.
I think it was Jim who confirmed that Ant is banned again from SiriusXM. His being allowed in the couple times he was there was apparently an oversight.
To the 14 CM subscribers: It's okay. We all make mistakes. No one is perfect. But can you all finally realize that the only thing you're supporting with your subscription dollars is BroJoe's welfare status, Keef the Cop's inflated ego, and Ant's terrorization of Long Island preteens?
It's almost past a joke. I feel bad that he doesn't have it in him to help himself.
On the other side...what the fuck did Ant and Keith the Dunce think would happen? The amount of enabling these two assholes did, one a former (shitty, racist), cop. You know these guys weren't looking at is as an effort to help him.
Desperate moves from desperate people. Fuck em all.
Cue 3 am lonely karaoke interspersed with catty jabs on Twitter.
For real though, how did they manage to get Landau? I know it's a multi-million dollar media empire but a high-profile celebrity like Dave doesn't come cheap.
Gee - Sentencing is 4 days away and Arthur is going to START taking care of himself. Probably the funniest thing Ive heard. Artie is in a n UN-NAMED IMAGINSRY hospital with an UN-NAMED IMAGINARY DOCTOR. How long has his nose looked like FLIPPER but NOW, 4 days till ESSEX COUNTY JAIL he enters the hospital b/c it needs fixing.
Lets see, missed OHIO show, sugar, sentence DELAYED for Sugar on & on & on. STOP BEING A 300 LB BITCH & STAND B4 THE JUDGE, PUSSY !!
Why all the venom towards Artie? Hate him that much? According to this article, he's in the hospital at least partly due to his diabetes, but yeah, it is blatantly obvious that he is battling heroine addiction. Maybe Artie thinks that he'll somehow have a reduced sentence if it looks like he's trying to get help? Who knows. I wish him well, battling demons like that isn't easy.
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I wonder if they are going to pay off his contract can't fire him him since addiction is covered by the ADA Act. It would be hilarious if Artie sued them at the end of the day.
Sure it is if he is seeking treatment which he was in the hospital or receiving suboxone he mentioned then he could say he was at the doctors office. It's a slippery slope if they could prove he was using through a test at the time he wouldn't be covered.
I think the entrepreneur cop figured that they would get publicity from hiring the sidekick from Howard Stern. But, no one picked up on it other than who CM contacted.
So, then they were banking on Artie to die so they could terminate the contract and get some publicity. However, Artie just won't FUCKING DIE and now they are fucked.
If anyone remembers the pics I posted of me and Bobo, well we went to the AA show that day and I met Artie, and I also happened to go take a piss with him and the bathrooms in the studio are incredibly small, and I went in like 15 seconds after him and he was blowing his nose and sniffling looking in the mirror, and he said what's up and then, not making this up, went into the womens bathroom and when he came out he was sniffling again, then went back into the studio. You can see on the episode I was on that he leaves midway during the show to go to the bathroom. I was pretty sure when that happened that he was doing bags of dope, as I have experimented with it myself and I know how quick and easy it is to just sniff a few bags without having to pour them out and cut them into lines. I'm sure he's a fuckin pro. True story.
OPIE RADIO BITCH NIGGERS. OPIE FUCKING RADIO SUCK A COCK BITCH FAGETS OPE RADIO NOW LIVE FUCKERS LOSTENING TO OPIE AND A COOK GUY TALK ABOUT SHITTY BEER MOTHERFUCK. OPE RADIO NOW OPIE RADIO IS THE FUTURE OF RADIO PODCAST. HUMBLE RADIO. THEY WANTED YO DO THE A LIST JUMBOTRON BUT NAAAH BROTHA WE ARE OPIE RADIO NOW AND FOREVER AND WE DON'T DO THAT A LIST STUFF. EVEN THOUGH WE TOTALLY GOT THE A LIST CLOUT LIST. HERE AT OPE RADIO WE AIN'T FUCKING NO GIRLS WHO HAVE DICKS. ONLY DICK WE LOOK AT IS VIVA LA BAMS. FUCK ALL OF YOU!!!!! OPIEE RADO!!!!👳💣✈🔜⌛🔥🔥🔥💀×6,000,000
Artie's riffing in an opioid haze will still be better than Ant and 3rd mic doing some hack spin on a news story a liberal politician nobody gives a shit about.
Dave Landau will decrease the subscriber count more with his being horrifying lack of humor, charisma, talent and communitive skills, more than Artie no-showing and overdosing on his show.
"It was a totally mutual decision. Artie is looking high and working hard on his heroin habit, we wish him the very best of luck in all his future heroin and staying out of jail endeavors!"
I know everyone likes to shit on Anthony, but can we focus on how big a fuck up Artie is for a second?
Anthony literally paid him a boat load of money to show up at 4PM and leave by 6PM, four days per week. This started in September.
Not three months in to the new gig, Artie was AWOL. He was arrested for heroin possession and spent time in rehab. This caused him to miss six weeks of work.
When he returned in late January, he was late to nearly every show. Ballparking it - he missed a full show per week from January to May - or 25% of total weekly air time.
If Artie couldn't get his act together for a show that started in the late afternoon and had a boss who let him show up whenever - then Artie is officially done. I honest to goodness hope Anthony fired him.
Artie is beyond help. The only path to straighten him out is jail time at this point.
He bashed Opie. He has bashed Danny. He has trashed almost every girlfriend he has ever had either on-air or physically. It's definitely in his MO to start attacking Artie after he has made sure he doesn't need to ever see him face to face again. I expect to see the first drunken passive-aggressive tweet about Artie within a week.
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191 comments
1 Friend_of_Kramer 2018-05-14
Let’s hope he does soon.
1 CasinoIndian 2018-05-14
Enjoy your creation.
1 hard_to_explain 2018-05-14
Paid a visit to @artiequitter. He didn't answer the door so we're taking him off of the show. @LandauDave was hanging around the studio with nothing better to do so we gave him the spot temporarily. We can't believe Artie blindsided us like this. He's a drug fiend with an enlarged heart.
1 BergStonewall 2018-05-14
Dude, you were there? Why didn't you give us a live stream?
1 jaws3d 2018-05-14
HAHAHA!!! Holeeee-shit!!!
1 Ceneibrie 2018-05-14
ironic that "hard_to_explain" clarified that nicely and fairly easily
1 Single_Action_Army 2018-05-14
I guess username DOESN'T check out, eh, fellas?
1 jaws3d 2018-05-14
HAHAHA!!! Holeeee-shit!!!
1 Chimera26 2018-05-14
Reported
1 magicjohnsonpositivy 2018-05-14
Gold for you kind faggot sir
1 Imasaskman 2018-05-14
Mind if I repost this on my faceberg?
1 Squid-seller 2018-05-14
This.
1 fawwkyeah 2018-05-14
You can watch this train wreck live for only $9 a month!
1 Jungies 2018-05-14
Oh, no - the price will be going back down now that Artie's gone.
1 I-take-beast-shits 2018-05-14
That’s an insult to trains everywhere sir. This little Artie stint will go down as one of the most embarrassing failures ever in O&A history.
Anthony went “all-in” with Artie whose the equivalent of 7-2 offsuit.
Anthony deserves every bit of criticism
1 AiCPearlJam 2018-05-14
Ant with no chance of a "straight"....get it? Eh?!
1 no1raniuk 2018-05-14
Should have had more confidence in that. Didn't need the "get it? Eh?!" It was decent.
1 throwawizzlemahnizzl 2018-05-14
comedy professor ova heah
1 Bams_seed 2018-05-14
Lol dave landau is worthless.
1 I-take-beast-shits 2018-05-14
His wife is fatter than Artie too
1 lifeobenreilly 2018-05-14
Shouldn't put cocaine on cheeseburgers.
1 Suibu 2018-05-14
Landau’s wife puts cheeseburgers on cocaine
1 HappensHappen 2018-05-14
Dave who?
1 3stepsbackward 2018-05-14
Some guy with a mohawk and a fat wife.
1 RockstarHair 2018-05-14
HAHAHA!!! Holeeee-shit!!! HAHAHA!!! Holeeee-shit!!! HAHAHA!!! Holeeee-shit!!! HAHAHA!!! Holeeee-shit!!! HAHAHA!!! Holeeee-shit!!!
1 Bizzyguy 2018-05-14
Some guy stuck in the year 2002
1 PaintedPicture 2018-05-14
Maybe as a commodity, but to be fair, he makes the Anthony show much better than solo political Anthony.
1 hair-plug-assassin 2018-05-14
Anything is better than solo Anthony.
1 RockstarHair 2018-05-14
Landau is a smug unfunny turd ! Subs droppin like rain. "A ha ha ha oh shit" ! BTW, Cumia needs to stop saying that ! Actually with Landau there he wont be laughing so......
1 OpieEatsBoogers 2018-05-14
Does that mean the sub price will go back down? Lol
1 NateJay82 2018-05-14
No way. Not after adding premium acts like Bill Schulz.
1 Peckas1 2018-05-14
LogoTV is less fruity.
1 brobrobrobro1234 2018-05-14
Dave Landau is solid. I'm okay with this.
Big news on /r/Dave Landau.
Bitterness on /r/KevinBrennan
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1 Kim_Jung_pUn 2018-05-14
He may be gone, but look at all the exposure Artie created for the show!
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Lol.
1 oandauser 2018-05-14
What about those billboards?!?!?!?
1 Yaseetheo 2018-05-14
Dont worry it was just pennies on the dollar.
1 oandauser 2018-05-14
You should see the deal KtC got on the Yellow Pages ad
1 ApprilFells 2018-05-14
Wa happen?
1 WiretapStudios 2018-05-14
Won't see him no more
1 throwawaymanthrows 2018-05-14
Saw that shit coming.
1 tonydogs 2018-05-14
What a disaster. That paycheck went straight to heroin.
1 throwawaymanthrows 2018-05-14
Turns out addicts are fucking terrible people.
1 PaintedPicture 2018-05-14
And $50k to Scott Salem's wife!
1 momomike 2018-05-14
I can’t believe this thing that every single person predicted would happen has happened
1 JerkStoreJ 2018-05-14
No, we all thought he would die
1 FecklessKing 2018-05-14
Hoped.
1 LetsPlayMonsterRain 2018-05-14
yeah! happen happen!
1 hair-plug-assassin 2018-05-14
Get the papers get the papers
1 1475315963 2018-05-14
Surely prices will return to what they were before as well
1 all_copacetic 2018-05-14
You know you're a fuck up when you get fired from Anthony Cumia's basement podcast.
1 hair-plug-assassin 2018-05-14
You are a fuck up when you get hired for his podcast.
There are no words for people who get fired from it.
1 JustPooch 2018-05-14
Truthful translation:
"Lifelong heroin addict Artie Lange has bailed on turning up at Anthony's basement when he's not nodding off and has embarassed both me and Anthony for the last time. He's swindled us out of a lot of Anthony's dwindling money, leaving us with less subscribers and forcing us to raise the subscription fee once more. Anyone with sense would have seen this coming."
1 Single_Action_Army 2018-05-14
Not really. Ant and Keith wouldn't let him go.
Artie either quit or is completely physically trashed. Likely both.
1 10ADPDOTCOM 2018-05-14
So you think there's a chance @artiequitter... quit?
1 RockstarHair 2018-05-14
ESSEX COUNTY PROSECUTOR has received word from black groups that they jail blacks daily for 81 BAGS OF SCAG and with Arties record, if they go easy on this white devil Friday there will be shit to pay. ESSEX COUNTY should not play with this guy w/two domestics, two assault on LEO's, numerous traffic and possession arrests, blowing off court, etc. His sentence, to be fair to open examples should be 18 months incarceration. This is why Artie keeps running to the hospital and all the other BS stories his pals at RADAR have printed because, flat out, ARTIE LANGE IS A PUSSY who tells ni66er jokes at will, STILL USES and is SCARED TO DEATH ! He might HOT-SHOT himself to get out of it. He already has tried TWICE !
1 anonimescu 2018-05-14
Ni66ers,what are they 8 balls or somethin
1 WendysDiaper 2018-05-14
in fairness, blacks with 81 bags of heroin are not using for personal purposes. they have intent to distribute.
1 Sunsetsworldwide1 2018-05-14
I'm having a hard time believing Artie is going to be in any sort of condition to film crashing.
1 RBuddCumia 2018-05-14
This isn’t real showbiz.
1 SHITLORD_CUNTDICK 2018-05-14
Hire a noted heroin addict with a few built-in fans. Raise prices. Fire the heroin addict after his heroin addiction affects his performance and attendance. Replace him with a nobody. Do not lower prices back to their original level.
Compound Media is a scam.
1 DegenerateLoony 2018-05-14
You saying Dave Landau isn't worth a price hike!?
1 CrozzCat 2018-05-14
The man has a fat bitch wife to feed! Give him a break
1 sherockradio 2018-05-14
No, but his fat wife could use a nice hike
1 thrillated 2018-05-14
Troy Quan, comment?
1 lowendranger 2018-05-14
Bravo!
1 Hxcgrapes 2018-05-14
False flag
1 I-take-beast-shits 2018-05-14
Pretty sure the titanic had a better chance than compound media at this point
1 Jungies 2018-05-14
Has anyone got a Ouija board? Because I'd like to hear what Artie has to say.
1 UhLookHereMan 2018-05-14
W-H-E-E-Z-E
1 Joyce_dewitt_hair 2018-05-14
"Dave landau is a great second mic!" = "he damn near works for free cause we can't afford any real talent"
1 RockstarHair 2018-05-14
HAHAHA!!! Holeeee-shit!!!
1 SavePoonerman 2018-05-14
Fuck man, I just invested in Artiecoin
1 PaintedPicture 2018-05-14
Buy the dip and hodl
1 Not-A-Zionist-Imp 2018-05-14
kill yourself
1 Sueable 2018-05-14
Bright side I just invested in heroin.
1 therealstinks 2018-05-14
Me too
1 Adamg20186 2018-05-14
Real showbiz. (I would rather die than continue to appear on Compound Media.)
1 maneatingtreesloth 2018-05-14
We got any more of them dying cohosts back there? Fez?
1 OpieEatsBoogers 2018-05-14
I’m sure Rick Shapiro is available.
1 PaintedPicture 2018-05-14
Imus' return broadcast on Compound Media!
1 ghandicumia 2018-05-14
That's something that might actually be interesting to watch
1 throwawizzlemahnizzl 2018-05-14
He's good so Ant won't hire him
1 MalcolmX_InTheMiddle 2018-05-14
"Let me check..."
"Fresh out"
1 AntwansBobo 2018-05-14
There goes the bulk of 🐜’s subs
1 thrillated 2018-05-14
Indeed 12 out of 18 subscribers are not going to renew. Poor Ant.
1 RockstarHair 2018-05-14
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1 danTHEdick 2018-05-14
Keith The Pension Fraudster
1 CuntlyPeroxide 2018-05-14
Give it 2 weeks tops until Anthony starts passively aggressively bashing him. It's not that he would show up late, or not at all that Anthony will only be able to hold in for so long. It's that he made it absolutely clear that he didn't respect Anthony whatsoever or consider him to be on his level. Once Anthony realizes that as the days go by it's only a matter of time until he starts taking shots at Artie whether its on the show or during a 4am bud-lite fueled twitter session.
He'd show up an hour late for a show and then tell stories the same day about how he had to try to scramble to the Stern show on time years earlier from a crack den for fear of getting fired while Anthony sat there like a little faggot.
Almost every obligation in Artie's life he was able to show up to for the most part (minus a few stand up gigs) no matter how fucked up he was, except the AA show. There's no way Anthony will be able to not let that eat at him and lash out.
1 Broozie123 2018-05-14
Anthony would never have the balls to bash Artie.
1 WhatTooReal 2018-05-14
He bashed Opie. He has bashed Danny. He has trashed almost every girlfriend he has ever had either on-air or physically. It's definitely in his MO to start attacking Artie after he has made sure he doesn't need to ever see him face to face again. I expect to see the first drunken passive-aggressive tweet about Artie within a week.
1 ImDyingOvaHere 2018-05-14
He also bashed Ron on Twitter recently too. Saying he's "a little sensitive". This coming from a man who almost started crying when Ron and that Flaherty faggot had their lil spat in front of him.
1 Peckas1 2018-05-14
It would be a shame if some of the old Stern fans read some of Ant child grooming threads.
1 WNEW 2018-05-14
If he bashes Artie, Artie will respond back.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aZFE0IYBvb0&t=12s
and it will be worse than this.
1 Alvalanker 2018-05-14
Artie is going to be fucked up the rest of his life and irrelevant and dead soon, so who cares?
1 WNEW 2018-05-14
Because it'll be funnier than anything Ant has done within the past five years.
1 MalcolmX_InTheMiddle 2018-05-14
Depends on if he gets internet access from whatever lock up he ends up in.
1 Jhonopolis 2018-05-14
Yuck Robin is the WORST.
1 anonimescu 2018-05-14
Pretty much everything in Artie s career has been:"we don't care how fucked up you are, just show and say some shit "up so it's pretty much in his dna at this point to drag himself where he needs to be wether it's radio,stand up or hosting gig.
1 MalcolmX_InTheMiddle 2018-05-14
Only, he didn't. He was late or just no showed.
1 balancedchaos 2018-05-14
I think Artie is at end-stage addiction. He could get rehired by Howard and do the same fucking thing he did to Anthony. It's just a matter of time until he's dead.
1 MershComic 2018-05-14
The amount of love and the outpouring of support for Artie can only be adding to Anthony's resentment of him.
Please...let them go at it.
1 WhatTooReal 2018-05-14
!!!!! GOODNESS GRACIOUS, OF ALL THE DRAMATIC THINGS I HAVE SEEN !!!!!!
1 TurningFrogsGay 2018-05-14
Landau’s mailing. He knew.
1 jfjfgjgfjdfgjgfjdgfj 2018-05-14
you should see whats going on in the cumia basement
1 Yaseetheo 2018-05-14
Can we have a sub party when Compound goes under?
1 BergStonewall 2018-05-14
Haven't we been doing that since Ant's arrest?
1 snargfursk 2018-05-14
He's still gonna be a fucking wreck. Him not doing four hours of radio a week isn't gonna make a difference.
If Anthony had any respect for himself and his own show he would've never taken this shit for so long.
1 jofreal 2018-05-14
The celebration tour OnA went on for the anniversary of 20 broadcasting years together I believe AA should also launch in commemoration of their eight months of magic. If you want to get technical on the amount of months Artie was actually present for, use the hashtag AA4.
1 Yaseetheo 2018-05-14
So how many shows out of the whole time was he in studio or even just in studio on time? 10?
1 illydelph 2018-05-14
If your criteria is starting on time and actually staying for the entire 2 hour show I’d honestly bet the number is zero. Even on days he showed up on time he’d usually disappear for a nice 10+ minute “bathroom break” at the midway point and then he almost always left 5+ minutes early, Ant would start wrapping up and doing plugs and reads and all the sudden Artie’s chair would just be empty.
1 ImDyingOvaHere 2018-05-14
Haha. It is pretty hilarious how Artie just made zero effort to hide his utter lack of respect for Ant.
1 RockstarHair 2018-05-14
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1 Cold-in-the-D 2018-05-14
I want all of you to enjoy your cake. So, enjoy!
1 Doc_McCoyXYZ 2018-05-14
*coke
1 0o-0-o0 2018-05-14
How could this happen to a multi-million dollar media empire!?
1 loscrenshaw 2018-05-14
Who the fuck runs his twitter account? It's just non-stop spam.
1 Doc_McCoyXYZ 2018-05-14
Ang
1 thrillated 2018-05-14
LMAO that bitch got cheated on.
1 Doc_McCoyXYZ 2018-05-14
He runs for the man, too.
1 jofreal 2018-05-14
Eight months of magic. Artie was technically present for roughly four. Two of the months he was actually engaged on a mental level. When Artie gets out of jail, perhaps he and Anthony can go on a celebration tour similar to the one OnA did to commemorate their 20-year anniversary. It would be valuable insight to go "behind the music" of AA to know exactly when their chemistry hit its stride. So many big laughs and memorable moments to wax nostalgic over.
1 Rainbowuser13 2018-05-14
Don’t turn this sub into a house of lies sir.
1 ballyogurt 2018-05-14
Maybe Brother Joe can bring Ant and Artie together with 2 black guys to play dress up and do a Jackson 5 Victory Tour.
Artie could even play Michael because he'd be the only light-skinned one in the group
1 throwawawyy2 2018-05-14
Best of artie and anthony: bits like dude blacks lmao and jar jar links
Only 79.99
1 Amiigo7 2018-05-14
He’s a true friend with an enlarged heart.
1 mb0087 2018-05-14
Compound Media, the lolcows of podcasting.
1 LengthyD8s 2018-05-14
wait, artie finally got himself fired? for real this time?
1 Ants_Oily_Hair 2018-05-14
woah, that was out of left field.
1 illydelph 2018-05-14
So Artie is definitely going to be sentenced to jail in a few days then, they just didn’t want to have him on the payroll at that point.
HAHA ARTIE’S GREAT MAN!
1 TurningFrogsGay 2018-05-14
Shame on Keith for taunting Artie regarding his enlarged heart at a time like this.
1 DegenerateLoony 2018-05-14
Ah man, where can I hear Artie repeat "A JEW BROAD FIGHTING VAMPIRES" and 🐜 fake laugh at it now!? Fuck!
1 RockstarHair 2018-05-14
HAHAHA!!! Holeeee-shit!!! HAHAHA!!! Holeeee-shit!!! HAHAHA!!! Holeeee-shit!!! HAHAHA!!! Holeeee-shit!!! HAHAHA!!! Holeeee-shit!!! HAHAHA!!! Holeeee-shit!!! HAHAHA!!! Holeeee-shit!!! HAHAHA!!! Holeeee-shit!!! HAHAHA!!! Holeeee-shit!!! HAHAHA!!! Holeeee-shit!!!
1 68rouge 2018-05-14
Get it right it is Dracula's. He only said it every fucking day. But I'm sure you are going say you didn't pay for that shit show. And didn't listen
1 DegenerateLoony 2018-05-14
Ha! No of votes in 8 hours. Back to obscurity with you!
1 Dickhead89 2018-05-14
He seriously trotted that line back out? I remember when he said that on the Nick and Artie show and it was mediocre then.
1 Mikekekeke 2018-05-14
Didn't even make a year. Remember everybody hanging out in one of those live rooms waiting for Anthony to make the announcement just for Artie to not show up on time? For the announcement.
If Artie is going to die anytime soon I hope it's the second the contract is over just so Ant and Keith get nothing from insurance.
1 Phkna1 2018-05-14
A swollen, bloated heart.
1 RockstarHair 2018-05-14
https://youtu.be/sJ0V89MixAY - Artie stole my gun..... A ha ha ha ha HOLY SHIT !
1 RockstarHair 2018-05-14
Subscribe to COMPOUND FRACTURE ....I mean Media....Compound Media with MAJOR TALENT dave landau .....I mean he WILL BE a major talent but at least he DOESN'T HAVE A HEROIN PROBLEM ... so the other day......wha....what...he DOES HAVE A HEROIN PROBLEM....Where's my GOD DAMN GUN ? Artie !!
1 3stepsbackward 2018-05-14
Compound Media needs to just die already, holy shit.
1 illydelph 2018-05-14
RonAndAnthony.jpg
1 SpitItoutSocrates 2018-05-14
Ant needs to delete his Twitter account, "calm down with the nigger shit" as Keith so eloquently put it, and beg sxm for a third mic spot on J&S. There's no way this whole thing doesn't completely tank by the end of the year. That or politely ask Opie for a couple $750 guest spots on his podcast.
1 ILoveYouJohnnyCakes 2018-05-14
I think it was Jim who confirmed that Ant is banned again from SiriusXM. His being allowed in the couple times he was there was apparently an oversight.
1 packitchofsositch 2018-05-14
Nigga da-aaaed.
1 ofimmsl 2018-05-14
Anyone who scams anthony for money while rubbing it in his face is alright by me. Gonna miss you, Artie.
1 TacoTrots 2018-05-14
To the 14 CM subscribers: It's okay. We all make mistakes. No one is perfect. But can you all finally realize that the only thing you're supporting with your subscription dollars is BroJoe's welfare status, Keef the Cop's inflated ego, and Ant's terrorization of Long Island preteens?
Just call it a day. Enough already.
1 WereNotSorry 2018-05-14
This is fucking beautiful.
1 KingDonaldTrump 2018-05-14
Well, boys, may as well back a winner. #TeamOpie
1 Peckas1 2018-05-14
linger longer
1 TossyMcSalad 2018-05-14
...and just as he was getting good!
1 Kevtv 2018-05-14
It's almost past a joke. I feel bad that he doesn't have it in him to help himself.
On the other side...what the fuck did Ant and Keith the Dunce think would happen? The amount of enabling these two assholes did, one a former (shitty, racist), cop. You know these guys weren't looking at is as an effort to help him.
Desperate moves from desperate people. Fuck em all.
Cue 3 am lonely karaoke interspersed with catty jabs on Twitter.
1 _TheConsumer_ 2018-05-14
Was this because Artie is going to prison or was it because they were completely fed up with his bullshit?
1 Kevtv 2018-05-14
Yes
1 ShittyShittyShitdick 2018-05-14
I feel like Keith has said this at least a dozen times.
1 ghandicumia 2018-05-14
Ha ha ha holy shit!
1 Humble_is_great 2018-05-14
Keith really got a big return on investment on that contract.
I hope deep discount dvd doesn’t pull out of the show with this news
1 BumbiBestie 2018-05-14
Just a few days after someone pointed out to Artie that Fred from Brooklyn was tweeting about him. Quanspiracy!
1 MershComic 2018-05-14
Imagine my shock...
1 LamarThePotato 2018-05-14
The whole Artie thing was another brilliant move from Keith and Ant, these media moguls know their trade.
1 chuckbown 2018-05-14
Wow, and I was just getting used to hearing 10 nonstop minutes per show of stuttering John jokes.
1 WNEW 2018-05-14
He's better off just fishing for talent on BlogTalkRadio at this point.
1 paulallens 2018-05-14
For real though, how did they manage to get Landau? I know it's a multi-million dollar media empire but a high-profile celebrity like Dave doesn't come cheap.
1 SlimWiggins 2018-05-14
Artie robbed Compound Media blind
1 az116 2018-05-14
I'm betting that Artie is such a fuck up that he thought his sentencing date was LAST Friday and he checked himself into the hospital to avoid it.
1 sanfrancisco69er 2018-05-14
Well that went well
1 WhiskeynPeanutbutter 2018-05-14
Won’t see him no more....
1 1qw1qw1 2018-05-14
$100 says "The Artie & Anthony Show" is mentioned in a grand total of zero published obituaries when Artie finally passes
1 RaiderRush2112 2018-05-14
Really going out on a limb Huh?
1 jofreal 2018-05-14
After Artie's last arrest, AA or Compound Media got zero mention. It was all about "what's Judd going to do with him on Crashing?"
1 RockstarHair 2018-05-14
HAHAHA!!! Holeeee-shit!!! HAHAHA!!! Holeeee-shit!!! HAHAHA!!! Holeeee-shit!!! HAHAHA!!! Holeeee-shit!!! HAHAHA!!! Holeeee-shit!!! HAHAHA!!! Holeeee-shit!!! HAHAHA!!! Holeeee-shit!!! HAHAHA!!! Holeeee-shit!!! HAHAHA!!! Holeeee-shit!!! HAHAHA!!! Holeeee-shit!!!
1 1point44mb_is_fine 2018-05-14
I hear Gregg Hughes is most likely available... At Mike Francesca prices. Ego's aside just fucking do it.
1 ONAVirus 2018-05-14
I for one will miss Artie. He has his faults, but who doesn't. I think he added a lot to the show and is hysterical. I hope he makes it back.
1 RockstarHair 2018-05-14
Gee - Sentencing is 4 days away and Arthur is going to START taking care of himself. Probably the funniest thing Ive heard. Artie is in a n UN-NAMED IMAGINSRY hospital with an UN-NAMED IMAGINARY DOCTOR. How long has his nose looked like FLIPPER but NOW, 4 days till ESSEX COUNTY JAIL he enters the hospital b/c it needs fixing. Lets see, missed OHIO show, sugar, sentence DELAYED for Sugar on & on & on. STOP BEING A 300 LB BITCH & STAND B4 THE JUDGE, PUSSY !!
1 RockstarHair 2018-05-14
Artie Lange = MENTAL MIDGET and PUNK from Union
1 ONAVirus 2018-05-14
Why all the venom towards Artie? Hate him that much? According to this article, he's in the hospital at least partly due to his diabetes, but yeah, it is blatantly obvious that he is battling heroine addiction. Maybe Artie thinks that he'll somehow have a reduced sentence if it looks like he's trying to get help? Who knows. I wish him well, battling demons like that isn't easy.
1 smokeyhoof1221 2018-05-14
It's the Anthony and Intern Show!
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1 Titsasspenisballs 2018-05-14
Anthony is Ed Wood and Artie is Bela Lugosi
1 commissarjb 2018-05-14
Now the question is who bashes who first: Ant or Artie?
1 Peckas1 2018-05-14
Take down the fake mugshot, and leave the real one up.
1 Hola-amigos 2018-05-14
Huge heart is due to heart disease
1 SpaceEdge 2018-05-14
I wonder if they are going to pay off his contract can't fire him him since addiction is covered by the ADA Act. It would be hilarious if Artie sued them at the end of the day.
1 az116 2018-05-14
Um. Missing half of the days you're supposed to show up for work because of addiction is definitely not covered.
1 SpaceEdge 2018-05-14
Sure it is if he is seeking treatment which he was in the hospital or receiving suboxone he mentioned then he could say he was at the doctors office. It's a slippery slope if they could prove he was using through a test at the time he wouldn't be covered.
1 Doc_McCoyXYZ 2018-05-14
No need to slander Asians, they had nothing to do with it.
1 camaro69 2018-05-14
I think the entrepreneur cop figured that they would get publicity from hiring the sidekick from Howard Stern. But, no one picked up on it other than who CM contacted.
So, then they were banking on Artie to die so they could terminate the contract and get some publicity. However, Artie just won't FUCKING DIE and now they are fucked.
1 1point44mb_is_fine 2018-05-14
Artie's lovable and everyone puts up with his shit. But fuck imagine trying to work with him. Feel bad for Ant
1 chipkatspartan 2018-05-14
I'd be interested in hearing Kevin Brennan shouting his take at us
1 Alvalanker 2018-05-14
If anyone remembers the pics I posted of me and Bobo, well we went to the AA show that day and I met Artie, and I also happened to go take a piss with him and the bathrooms in the studio are incredibly small, and I went in like 15 seconds after him and he was blowing his nose and sniffling looking in the mirror, and he said what's up and then, not making this up, went into the womens bathroom and when he came out he was sniffling again, then went back into the studio. You can see on the episode I was on that he leaves midway during the show to go to the bathroom. I was pretty sure when that happened that he was doing bags of dope, as I have experimented with it myself and I know how quick and easy it is to just sniff a few bags without having to pour them out and cut them into lines. I'm sure he's a fuckin pro. True story.
1 thepeanutbutterman 2018-05-14
"sniff a few bags"? lol, you have no idea what you're talking about.
1 DrTeaHC 2018-05-14
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1 campee 2018-05-14
That actually sucks, I liked Artie’s stories and him an Anthony played off each other pretty well.
1 Peckas1 2018-05-14
Artie's riffing in an opioid haze will still be better than Ant and 3rd mic doing some hack spin on a news story a liberal politician nobody gives a shit about.
1 redtrilobal 2018-05-14
Dave Landau will decrease the subscriber count more with his being horrifying lack of humor, charisma, talent and communitive skills, more than Artie no-showing and overdosing on his show.
1 consensualsexnovd 2018-05-14
I stand with Artie
1 LDChip 2018-05-14
So, Ant is now doing a show with a nobody after doing a show with a junkie?
WHO THE FUCK STILL PAYS FOR THIS?
1 thegtrplayer 2018-05-14
seems like a lot do around here based on how much everyone knows what happens on the show.
1 satanssockpuppet 2018-05-14
"It was a totally mutual decision. Artie is looking high and working hard on his heroin habit, we wish him the very best of luck in all his future heroin and staying out of jail endeavors!"
1 _TheConsumer_ 2018-05-14
I know everyone likes to shit on Anthony, but can we focus on how big a fuck up Artie is for a second?
Anthony literally paid him a boat load of money to show up at 4PM and leave by 6PM, four days per week. This started in September.
Not three months in to the new gig, Artie was AWOL. He was arrested for heroin possession and spent time in rehab. This caused him to miss six weeks of work.
When he returned in late January, he was late to nearly every show. Ballparking it - he missed a full show per week from January to May - or 25% of total weekly air time.
If Artie couldn't get his act together for a show that started in the late afternoon and had a boss who let him show up whenever - then Artie is officially done. I honest to goodness hope Anthony fired him.
Artie is beyond help. The only path to straighten him out is jail time at this point.
1 68rouge 2018-05-14
So Artie played everybody he had the over on the bet. I believe the line was set at over/under @6 months. Looks like the jokes on all of us
1 XenusWingman 2018-05-14
I believe the term is an enlarged heart stupid.
1 ucsmdswcabs 2018-05-14
Why is compound media a thing? Anyone remember Bubba? Who listens to any of this shit, no less pay for it. Suckers.
1 DildoRenter 2018-05-14
He has an enlarged heart, not a "huge" heart.
1 brodamon 2018-05-14
let's knock off early
1 OpieEatsBoogers 2018-05-14
I’m sure Rick Shapiro is available.
1 WhatTooReal 2018-05-14
He bashed Opie. He has bashed Danny. He has trashed almost every girlfriend he has ever had either on-air or physically. It's definitely in his MO to start attacking Artie after he has made sure he doesn't need to ever see him face to face again. I expect to see the first drunken passive-aggressive tweet about Artie within a week.
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1 Peckas1 2018-05-14
It would be a shame if some of the old Stern fans read some of Ant child grooming threads.
1 MalcolmX_InTheMiddle 2018-05-14
"Let me check..."
"Fresh out"
1 hair-plug-assassin 2018-05-14
Anything is better than solo Anthony.