r/opieandanthony: 5 Things About Opie's Latest Pod

5 Things About Opie's Latest Pod

79 2018-05-14 by Battler4321

(1) He says "Wooooow" no less than twenty times (2) He claims an actual fucking shaman came to his house and dosed him with what he thinks was heroin (3) He uses his "radio voice" so much that he is damn near loses his voice by the end of it (4) It can't be an Opie experience without at least one completely obvious lie (aside from the heroin one). The Opester claims that when he was out of work, after the church sex fiasco, he would go visit friends in different cities for a few days. When it was time to head home he would go to the airport, with the implication that he was leaving, but instead he would TEAR UP THE PLANE TICKET in front of everyone and stay in town partying! He claimed he did this routinely. (5) It's a really good time.

57 comments

1 Bams_seed 2018-05-14

please elaborate on the shaman/heroin story. i have a few myself it could be legit tell you the honest to god truth.

1 Battler4321 2018-05-14

He did not go into details. Whenever Opie is pressed for details on one of his lies he always resorts to "that's a story for another day" or some shit. And that's exactly what he did in this instance.

1 wicked_crayfish 2018-05-14

You are black, your grandma probably does voodoo as well.

1 Bams_seed 2018-05-14

Im telling you bro the haitians mix drug dealing and voodoo why do you think lwil maskriti is a magic cure all

1 shimshammcgraw 2018-05-14

Iwil maskriti? What is that, your kids name?

1 IbDotLoyingAwright 2018-05-14

No he's the new linebacker for The Rams

1 Icon_Crash 2018-05-14

I think you're lying.

1 wicked_crayfish 2018-05-14

I snorted brown brown one time, woke up fucking a hooker in Africa, no rubber.

1 enzo_trash 2018-05-14

Haitian voodoo is why young thug is a thing

1 dom6502 2018-05-14

US: oh great, he's finally leaving!

ME: *tears up ticket" YEEAAAAAHHH

US: why did you make us drive you to the airport, you overstaying, needy, annoying hack?

1 idunnoman333 2018-05-14

Alright, it's not funny the first time. But the 3rd time you bring him to the airport, it's fucking hilarious.

1 Battler4321 2018-05-14

That's the...bit

1 Kurt_Love 2018-05-14

He's been flying for his ski trips since he was 14. I think he knows what he's doing.

1 holodog 2018-05-14

The third time I'm forcing him on a flight to Syria

1 enzo_trash 2018-05-14

opster spent more on spilt liquor than you made in your life bucko

1 LawDogSavy 2018-05-14

Hey Guys! Who's up for more road soda's maaaaaaaannnn!!!?

1 Skip4play 2018-05-14

At some point Carl is going to get sick of trying to play along with Tits lies.

1 MalcolmX_InTheMiddle 2018-05-14

Hopefully Carl gives him the ol Chris Kyle...

1 SociallyAwkwardRyan 2018-05-14

He hardly can already. Everything Opie said, Carl responded "that sounds like a lie". He definitely said it about the live show/billboard claim.

1 KenFrezno 2018-05-14

Once the alimony payments begin to strip away at his soul he's going to hopefully assault Greg.

1 late_50s_why 2018-05-14

Isn't Carl a bit of Lie Liarson himself

1 Skip4play 2018-05-14

Fuck if I know. Tits is just bad at it.

1 kennyfresno1 2018-05-14

It's unbelievable how bad the podcast is, why would he think anyone would give a flying fuck how Carl got into cooking

1 Battler4321 2018-05-14

And they treat Guy Fieri like he's not a complete joke outside their circle.

1 HookerMouth82 2018-05-14

Didn't you get the memo? We all post-ironically love him now.

1 enzo_trash 2018-05-14

carl ruiz is not a cook, he is an actor opie hired to be his friend

his instagram contains no pictures of anything he has cooked

he is a sandwich artist tops

1 Joe_Cumia 2018-05-14

Carl works at a local subway

1 enzo_trash 2018-05-14

assistant to the assistant manager

1 iWhoreSchortSchorts 2018-05-14

*Overnight janitor

1 Nezlo_Nuke_Em 2018-05-14

perhaps panera?

1 Sunsetsworldwide1 2018-05-14

Restauranteur

1 Patmcpsu 2018-05-14

Carl will one day realize this is the bottom of his life

1 enzo_trash 2018-05-14

Sadly this is probably the peak

1 Peckas1 2018-05-14

Guy Fieri's driver

1 jakdak 2018-05-14

(5) It's a really good time.

Going to call bullshit on that bullet point.

1 Christopher_Barton 2018-05-14

Yeah, but you pay for Compound Media and enjoy it so much you moderate its fan sub, so let's not get too defensive about it.

1 jakdak 2018-05-14

Ant and Artie at their worst are still better than this shit Opie is shoveling.

moderate its fan sub

I wrote a script to populate the daily show threads from the RSS feed. That is the extent of my "moderation" over there.

1 KenFrezno 2018-05-14

I'm listening to Nopie shows every now and then and I can't stop laughing at your bitch ass. If you held a gun to my head forcing me to listen to Cumdump media I'd choose the bullet.

1 iWhoreSchortSchorts 2018-05-14

No one is stopping you from putting a bullet in your brain. In fact we are all encouraging it.

1 Ants_Oily_Hair 2018-05-14

fah

1 ObsessiveMuso 2018-05-14

When it was time to head home he would go to the airport, with the implication that he was leaving, but instead would TEAR UP THE PLANE TICKET in front of everyone

I'd call this a lie, but we've all seen The Philly Crew. This seems like the kind of corny shit that probably would impress that gaggle of puds. Or at least they'd play along with it to make him feel cool for a minute.

1 bonniesretardsister 2018-05-14

But he was always called a cheap skate penny pincher who kept the same car forever and never wanted to pick up a check.

Granted Anthony who was spending money on dumb shit he didn't need every day and would take his dumb friends gambling every other weekend. But others on the show said it sometimes too.

1 nunyobisnez 2018-05-14

what kind of shaman uses H on people?

1 senselessdegenerate 2018-05-14

The kind that fucks your wife and calls you “white boy”

1 KenFrezno 2018-05-14