If Sams ugliness could be used to harness electricity it might generate enough power to generate a movie onto his forehead.

GOT A NIGGAS

RIBS HURTIN'...

TA-DAY!

Not Chris Pine

Lonely little mug, always pretending he prefers to be alone. Nobody's buying it! Sad!

Like a mixture of Ron Perlman and Art Garfunkel

An unholy union

So much real estate between that lip and nose.

All those HGH injections in his tiny yam bag as a kid are finally coming to roast.

He sensed vibrations on the surface and peered up out of his burrow to see if danger was afoot

GOT A NIGGAS