Jim & Ant's tough talking alpha male guide to taking down a narcissist: Lay low & keep quiet for 15 years, then subtly attack from a safe distance with vague passive aggressive jabs. Twitter emoji's optional.
189 2018-05-13 by Jarvismcjigglesteins
Fags.
32 comments
1 Christopher_Barton 2018-05-13
Opie is as useless as himself on a Dave Landau's wife, but these two hacks wouldn't have been millionaires without him.
1 RocoTheLoveMonkey 2018-05-13
MY RESPONSE: Thanks for the support, two brotherman t shirts on youre way now!
1 cro-magnon_sam 2018-05-13
Also the worm talked tough while he had his bodyguard Kenny. So edgy Jimmy.
1 JoeJMatarese 2018-05-13
they could learn a thing or two from Tom Myers
1 CrozzCat 2018-05-13
Couldn't we all
1 MalcolmX_InTheMiddle 2018-05-13
How to love...
1 crookedmile 2018-05-13
My guess is they forgot a thing or two due to a bong hit transplant
1 onemancrimespree 2018-05-13
is that a cum town thing?
1 MalcolmX_InTheMiddle 2018-05-13
Teach the world to smile...
1 TriangleDimes 2018-05-13
You mean Mr. Big Dick?
1 JoeJMatarese 2018-05-13
"The Hurricane"
1 MawBTS1989 2018-05-13
It's the same reason most wrestlers don't badmouth Vince McMahon, even after they leave the WWE. You don't wanna slam the door too hard on a potential future paycheck, yannow?
1 Ants_Oily_Hair 2018-05-13
Those savages.
1 Mikekekeke 2018-05-13
J: "Dude, I'm not gonna destroy a radio show just because one of my coworkers sucks."
Truck Driver Caller: "Okay, but what about now? Y'all could just talk shit about 'em now that ya don't do a show with em."
J: "Dude, I'm not gonna be a ssscumbag and mother fffuck some guy who doesn't have a show. Besides, it's more fun to take shots instead of doing a big trashing."
I don't understand why they couldn't do a trashing of Tits show... and do the unsubtle digs at him. You could do both. I think the Worm was keeping his options open in case Opie got a show so he could say he was just joking or venting. Now it's too late. A big trashing show would almost be irrelevant now even though I would love some good Tit dirt.
1 CommodorePawsey 2018-05-13
They don't have dirt on Tits. He was a meanie and unfunny. I mean... that's it. They haven't even hinted at more because there isn't. These guys are backstabbing liars who faked their way through the Opie years and have no moral high ground except that they were funnier than Tits. That's it. They wanted to be free of him, and consider him useless now, yet were afraid they would fail without him. But I thought he was useless? Pick one. Could just be they were too cowardly to break up the "brand name" but then that still shows a lack of confidence they could succeed apart from him, and don't bitch years later about a choice you made. They call him "the boss" but they look completely directionless without him. They call him paranoid but they actually were talking shit about him non-stop. So....
1 GullibleGilbert 2018-05-13
you are preaching to the choir. Id think everybody in this sub has the utmost respect for Greggg Hughes
1 CommodorePawsey 2018-05-13
Naturally. He’s a titan of entertainment. Carson, Stern, Seinfeld.... Buckley.
1 ObsessiveMuso 2018-05-13
I think it was less they would fail without him and more his willingness to torpedo the entire thing if he was slighted in any way. We've all heard Tittyboi deciding he needed to drive the show off a cliff because it wasn't going in the direction he wanted it to go, while I can't defend them being such pussies years after the fact I understand why they put up with it at the time.
1 CommodorePawsey 2018-05-13
Right, but what I’m saying is, everyone else wanted to do a show without him. There are only two reasons why they didn’t. They were either worried that they would lose something without his name in the brand or they were worried they would fail. It’s been covered here a few times, but even Opie wanted to split the show and said as much on the air more than once. Jim and Ant didn’t want to, or at least didn’t follow through on it.
1 ObsessiveMuso 2018-05-13
Oh right, I forgot the split idea.
Nevermind.
1 Gnu_Mutant 2018-05-13
“That’s not Mickey Mouse that’s tit dirt.” ~Tourettes Guy
1 BarryLaguna 2018-05-13
This coming from a sub dedicated to tough talk from a safe distance
1 Jarvismcjigglesteins 2018-05-13
I will fight you in real life, pal.
1 BarryLaguna 2018-05-13
you spelled "blow" wrong
1 lowend73 2018-05-13
"They aren't men"
1 StuffOpieThrew 2018-05-13
I like my boss, but I have occasionally had to shut my fucking mouth to keep a good paying gig...and by "good paying" I mean "much less than them".
1 CommodorePawsey 2018-05-13
Which would mean something if they couldn’t just go one door down the hall and turn on some microphones. They didn’t work for Opie. They could have said anything they wanted at any time but didn’t out of fear. They could have branched off to do their own show without him and didn’t because they were afraid to fail or because no one would want them without Opie. He cannot be simultaneously useless and necessary, and they can’t bitch now about how terrible he was when they had the opportunity to show they didn’t need him. They chose to work with him.
1 JimNortonUnfunnyFag 2018-05-13
Don't forget about The Worm who claims he thought it was bullshit that Opie didn't leave after Ant got fired, yet stayed on even though he 'secretly' hated Opie... what a fucking snake. They are all cowards and backstabbing sissies.
1 xe_om 2018-05-13
Gotta keep that paycheck rolling in to afford that sweet Manhattan nest where he can cuddle-up with his Ozzy and Kiss collectibles. And what would he do if he couldn't take selfies with minor celebs in the hallways who don't know who he is? It's tough been a middle-aged has-been that nobody wants to hire because you're an unfunny, unlikeable faggot. Eating Opie's shit for years was the path of least resistance.
1 HitWithTheWOWeffect 2018-05-13
And still is at Sirius. Meanwhile Ant does a show with Dave L.
1 JimNortonUnfunnyFag 2018-05-13
And is officially part of The Alex Jones Circus... what a fucking turn of events. The funny thing is Ant made an impact making fun of OJ and now he's become the swap meet version of that disaster. What a fucking buffoon.
1 deep_legal_shit 2018-05-13
destroyed
1 TacolasCage 2018-05-13
Of course it's easy for Ant to talk shit in the comfort of his guarded compound with a shitload of guns.
1 theharddriveofhits 2018-05-13
The shots ant & jimmy would take at opie during the chip podcast (usually sandwiched between a Jaws reference and some joke about a woman who drowned her kids) was by far the most embarrassing.
Zero balls to confront opie, let alone even bring up their issues over 15+ years of broadcasting, refusing to shit on him for years after the show was broken up in hopes for a reunion, and finally mocking him while wearing a wig and talking in a retarded voice.
They act like women.
1 breadmoccasin 2018-05-13
They wanted to keep their very easy and well-paying jobs.
Blame Ant for being a doxxing pedophile, blame Jim for being a spineless shithead, but don't blame them for appeasing fat tits to keep the show on.
1 Gr8Chan 2018-05-13
also, they always fancied themselves to be the Stern userpers. Stern got where he was by airing all his dirty laundry on the show. I wonder if all their bitch ass issues wouldnt have been better hashed out on air rather than repressed for years on end. I think Opie would have been better off for it, mollycoddling his emotions obviously didnt work.
I think thats part of the reason Patrice, Colin and Vos were the best guest, because they'd pull at threads and rip into shit, however surface level it was it made for a funny show.
1 BarryLaguna 2018-05-13
you spelled "blow" wrong
1 GullibleGilbert 2018-05-13
you are preaching to the choir. Id think everybody in this sub has the utmost respect for Greggg Hughes
1 ObsessiveMuso 2018-05-13
I think it was less they would fail without him and more his willingness to torpedo the entire thing if he was slighted in any way. We've all heard Tittyboi deciding he needed to drive the show off a cliff because it wasn't going in the direction he wanted it to go, while I can't defend them being such pussies years after the fact I understand why they put up with it at the time.