I cheated on my girlfriend last night

4  2018-05-13 by magicjohnsonpositivy

We're breaking up today but I cheated on her last night. Should I feel bad?

28 comments

1  oandauser 2018-05-13

Nope.

1  MoistureMop 2018-05-13

Details faggot

1  magicjohnsonpositivy 2018-05-13

It was the last weekend of college and she was being a goddamn shitter and I was sick of her and we had decided we'd break up Wednesday and she tells me yesterday she doesn't want to do that and that she wanted to breakup today. To be fair she lost a family member and it's been hard for her but I was also sick of her shif

1  numba13 2018-05-13

How is it cheating then?

1  TossyMcSalad 2018-05-13

you are both of low IQ

1  rickygri 2018-05-13

And stock

1  CoyoteeBongwater 2018-05-13

What retard logic brought you guys to breaking up on wednesday? Is this something couples do?

1  mattirawks 2018-05-13

Kick em' out Wednesday

1  chomp-chomp-chump 2018-05-13

Nice feelings, stupid.

1  BreastWood_One 2018-05-13

hell no

1  magicjohnsonpositivy 2018-05-13

Hahahahahah. Don't get me excited now

1  BeakersRedBush 2018-05-13

Not at all. If you knew it was over anyway who gives a fuck.

1  magicjohnsonpositivy 2018-05-13

Word yeah. I think I shouldn't fuck her again and it'll.be fine. I'll see her one more time to say bye I guess. Idk why would I even do that though that just feels like convention.

1  DOPIEandSTANLEY 2018-05-13

Please, express more of your feelings. We all care deeply about your journey to manhood.

1  burlapsack69 2018-05-13

She's already fucking someone else and his dick is much bigger than yours.

1  tranthasourus 2018-05-13

What a pussy, no don’t feel bad.

1  PepperTheCentaur 2018-05-13

Take her on a hike and really end it.

1  magicjohnsonpositivy 2018-05-13

Lemme call him for tips. Have to do it like a pro

1  consensualsexnovd 2018-05-13

This post would be 100x less gay if you were staying with your gf and even that would be an incredibely gay post. So I don't even know what to call this.

1  magicjohnsonpositivy 2018-05-13

I just need to learn to be an asshole

1  buryonedeep 2018-05-13

Are either of these girls fatties? Verdict depends on your answer.

1  herpacin 2018-05-13

Ones a Schumer the other is a Dunham.

1  enzo_trash 2018-05-13

Thats a tough one

1  SoreNun 2018-05-13

It's a shame Jimmy doesn't have his advice show any more.

1  LaurenDoingChin-Ups 2018-05-13

Any pics of this stupid broad?

1  magicjohnsonpositivy 2018-05-13

I'm not turning her loose to you fucking crazy faggots. Shes a nice Jew broad with big tits. Really my type

1  Mu_Scevich 2018-05-13

If you’re not married or engaged, it’s not cheating.

1  Sicboy69 2018-05-13

Are you kidding? Never feel bad for what comes naturally, I fucked around on every girl I’ve ever been with & it didn’t mean I loved them any less. Every man in my family who is somebody has always mistress or two & it never led to a divorce or affected the family dynamic in any way because that’s what men have always done since we started walking upright. We were never ment to be monogynous but this only works one way because if the woman sleeps around she’s a worthless whore & get rid of her immediately.

1  magicjohnsonpositivy 2018-05-13

Damn. Yeah I always wanted to fuck other chicks along the way but I still like my girl and would've liked her either way. Broke up with her yesterday and fucked another chick that night. Makes break ups a lot easier