Dis week I'd like to discuss Popeye asumptin: why was his fawkin firearms so big? He prolly couldn't get none from Olive Oyl so he was fawkin eatin spinach and edging, tss

Why won't nobody talk to me about Popeye asumptin? Dat don't make no sense!

One of Popeye's nephews was named Poopeye, tssssss tss

Its only 1pm are you drunk already?

Sometimes I shit in my toilet, sometimes I don't

What's her name?

I recently had sex with a girl that was rocking a pretty respectable pubic bush. Im younger than the generation where this was normal, but I said what the hey, sometimes we gotta dive into the bush like our daddys did.

That's the spirit.

I was thinking how great it would be to wake up this week and read in this sub that Jim has died from a botched auto-erotic asphyxiation.

or he finally tried to fuck a horse, black cock wasn't big enough for Lil jimmy norton

I went in to my regular legitimate Asian massage place and they are hurting for business because of the new law that killed Backpage and Craigslist where they advertised. They brought in a decent looking 25 year old Asian woman and are now doing rub and tugs to keep cash flowing. She gave me a great rub down and a free handjob while my hand was under her skirt to highlight the new service to a long time customer. MAGA.

Congrats, buckaroo.
Time to revisit some old spots, see if I can exploit them as well.

Thats the most inspirational thing ive read this week.

That's why they call me the inspirational handjob story kiiiiiiiddd!

Are most Asian massage parlors like this?

There are legitimate Asian massage places where you just get massaged like anywhere else, rub-n-tugs where they rub your back for a few minutes then jerk you off, and full service places that have table showers and condoms. To answer your question, no Asian massage parlor gives you a legitimate 1 hour massage then jerks you off for free. If I go back I'm sure they will want money for it the next visit, I have been going there for a few years for legitimate massages. I won the Asian massage lottery.

I hate my life and I want to die.

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What kind of confused autistic thought this would be a good idea

Same as that, fam. I'm too much of a fucking faggot to do anything about it though.

Ok Kurt cobain

I work with a bunch of yuppies faggots and I hate my motherfucking job

Be nice to them if only to get a decent reference. "You know I'm gonna miss you guys. Hey, we'll all still get lunch at Chili's on Wednesdays."

it's way too late for all that

Don’t talk about Panera employees like that

these threads are fucking gay

Nobody asked you bitch

Eurovision is fucking abysmal. I don't know how even Eurotrash scum consider it entertaining.

It's literally a show by and for homosexuals.

I have a mighty fine life. Following the day to day demise of a radio show that I used to really enjoy makes me a little sad...

...that I really enjoy these fuckers (especially Ant) hitting rock bottom. Anthony Cumia is definitely a Paedophile and should be incarcerated. I hope a beheading video is in his future!

Its only 1pm are you drunk already?

That's the spirit.

it's way too late for all that